I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

Time for sex related pokemon puns: Girl you want something to Rhydon? You make my Bulbasaur. Mind if I Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs?

Time for sex related pokemon puns: Girl you want something to Rhydon? You make my Bulbasaur. Mind if I Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs?

 

aww crap, now im gonna have to top that one lol. umm...

 

Ohh, when you sleep tonight, i'll beedrilling your girlfriend

While you'll beedrilling his girlfriend, yours would have been done squirtlovering my bed.

ok dude chill out. that was just too farfetched

Sorry, man. I probably just Jynxed it for myself now.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:

1 bananosecond

 

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less

filling:

1 lite year

 

Half of a large intestine:

1 semicolon

He is a smooth criminal

He is a smooth criminal

 

once again:

and my pun for the day:

 

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase, "Fire at Will,"

It's raining cats and dogs? As long as it doesn't reindeer.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference

What's wrong, Kairi?

Oh, sorry, I thought I Sora boy falling from the sky.

Luxord: " I enjoy playing poker by myself because I have NOBODY to play with. I'm so lonely..."

Spearing people is so Rued

(You'll get this if you like The Hunger Games)

i've beeen on an Amon streak lately lol.

 

Spearing people is so Rued

(You'll get this if you like The Hunger Games)

 

I only do it so I can stay a loaf. I want to roll back to my home so I can keep leaven loaf, my family, and my bread friends. Sometimes I rye at night thinking of what I've done, but I know it time I rise above it, we don't have ciabatta time after all. My only passion now is for the bagelful flours I paint.

I would be a bit worried if my doctor was also a bartender. I dont think it'd be wise for me to ask for a shot.

dont be such a beach

So, you want a screw?

i'll hide my basilisk in your chamber of secrets lol

If Santa Claus "comes" tonight, I'm not cleaning it up

xehanort is such a terrable person

This video contains enough puns for today

 

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba na na NAAAA!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba na na NAAAA!

 

i dun get it

*Hetalia Pun Ahead*

 

I wanted to move to Russia, but I was afraid I would be kol'd.