Ok so all day i kept coming up with "one does not simply.." jokes so i wanted to see if anyone else would like to join me in a whole post where we post "one does not simply.." jokes. Just come up with whatever you can and reply with your joke. C'mon it'll be fun ^^.

Ok i'll start first:

"One does not simply go to Mcdonalds without wanting to buy a happy meal"

One does not simply make a "one does not simply" joke on command

One does not simply join KH13. . .

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by Impersisfluff

Something that i find really funny

One does not simply become supernatural out of thin air.

One does not simply eat fried chicken while drinking a bucket of milk.

One does not simply resist popping bubble wrap.

One does not simply Become one with Russia.

One does not simply drink one Fanta

Mom, one does not simply pause online gaming.

One does not simply download a good game with a piece of sh*t internet

One does not simply make a thread like this.

 

 

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One does not simply make a thread about the phrase, "one does not simply" and one does not simply expect others to say "one does not simply" about other things that "one does not simply" do.

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by XIIISwords

One does not simply try to bend after watching an Avatar the Last Airbender episode or Legend of Korra episode.

Edited June 23, 201213 yr by Kingdom Sora

One does not simply fry fried chicken without BBQ sauce (all I could think of at the moment...)