Ive put up with this long enough, and I cant keep this to myself any longer. I know you are all Kingdom Hearts fans and are more bothered keeping track of how many Xehanorts there are, but this is just more important than that.
Hel exists. I know what youre thinking, but trust me. It is real. I named my daughter after the place and forced her to live there. I know what I am talking about.
And whats worse, there is another Hel called Niflhel. Its just like Hel but firetrucking foggy. So not only are you in the land of the dead, it is foggy as hell (no pun intended... okay, maybe just a little) and you don't know where the firetruck youre going, making being dead that much more annoying.
So there are two Hels you can end up in and, guess what? You are all going to go there when you die. Sorry to break the news to you. Hopefully you wont end up in Niflhel, but Hel probably isnt much better. My daughter is pretty ugly. I dont even want to be around her, which is why I sent her as far away as possible. And dont start hoping for Gimle. Ragnarok is done and over. This is it. But if you don't want to end up in these places, you need to listen to my advice.
You guys need to seriously stop dying. It is getting rather obnoxious.
Do what us Asgardians do. Its easy. First you find a tree with gold apples. Then you eat the apples. See? Simple. But you will also need to make sure the tree is taken care of and all that. So you get a bitch, and you make that bitch sit there and take care of the tree for eternity because you are way too important to be doing that yourself.
Oh, and you will have to make sure that bitch doesnt get kidnapped... by people... like me, because, sorry, I find that shit funny. (Maybe get someone smarter than Iounn...)
So there you have it. I could spend more time trying to convince you the truth of my words, but if youre too stupid to follow my advice then you probably should die. One less idiot for the rest of us to worry about.
Ive put up with this long enough, and I cant keep this to myself any longer. I know you are all Kingdom Hearts fans and are more bothered keeping track of how many Xehanorts there are, but this is just more important than that.
Hel exists. I know what youre thinking, but trust me. It is real. I named my daughter after the place and forced her to live there. I know what I am talking about.
And whats worse, there is another Hel called Niflhel. Its just like Hel but firetrucking foggy. So not only are you in the land of the dead, it is foggy as hell (no pun intended... okay, maybe just a little) and you don't know where the firetruck youre going, making being dead that much more annoying.
So there are two Hels you can end up in and, guess what? You are all going to go there when you die. Sorry to break the news to you. Hopefully you wont end up in Niflhel, but Hel probably isnt much better. My daughter is pretty ugly. I dont even want to be around her, which is why I sent her as far away as possible. And dont start hoping for Gimle. Ragnarok is done and over. This is it. But if you don't want to end up in these places, you need to listen to my advice.
You guys need to seriously stop dying. It is getting rather obnoxious.
Do what us Asgardians do. Its easy. First you find a tree with gold apples. Then you eat the apples. See? Simple. But you will also need to make sure the tree is taken care of and all that. So you get a bitch, and you make that bitch sit there and take care of the tree for eternity because you are way too important to be doing that yourself.
Oh, and you will have to make sure that bitch doesnt get kidnapped... by people... like me, because, sorry, I find that shit funny. (Maybe get someone smarter than Iounn...)
So there you have it. I could spend more time trying to convince you the truth of my words, but if youre too stupid to follow my advice then you probably should die. One less idiot for the rest of us to worry about.