WHY DOES EVERYONE I PUNCH TRY TO STALK ME?!
Your move...

Edited June 2, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

DragonBall Z Abridged Episode 40 is out WHOOO!!!

 

-- Mr. Popo (tripping out): All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle...

 

-- 16: *Scanning Krillin, scanner saying 'status: Goku... Negative. Bird... Duck?* Hmm... *smiles, bird lands on wrist* Hello bird. What is your name? *bird chirps* Toriyama? *bird chirps again* I would love to see your dinosaur. *bird chirps once more* It does what?!

 

-- Yajirobe: Hey I'm Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry. 

    Mrs. Briefs: I see. *calling to Mr. Briefs* Honey, we have a food stamper!

    Mr. Briefs: Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!

    Yajirobe: Challenge accepted.

 

-- *creepy flashback of baby Cell in his container, fade to black with evil Cell laugh* ....

    Mr. Popo: Well that's f**king ominous.

Edited May 17, 20169 yr by Firaga Sensei

DragonBall Z Abridged Episode 40 is out WHOOO!!!

 

-- Mr. Popo (tripping out): All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle...

 

-- 16: *Scanning Krillin, scanner saying 'status: Goku... Negative. Bird... Duck?* Hmm... *smiles, bird lands on wrist* Hello bird. What is your name? *bird chirps* Toriyama? *bird chirps again* I would love to see your dinosaur. *bird chirps once more* It does what?!

 

-- Yajirobe: Hey I'm Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry. 

    Mrs. Briefs: I see. *calling to Mr. Briefs* Honey, we have a food stamper!

    Mr. Briefs: Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!

    Yajirobe: Challenge accepted.

 

-- *creepy flashback of baby Cell in his container, fade to black with evil Cell laugh* ....

    Krillin: Well that's f**king ominous.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUSSY WAGON!?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUSSY WAGON!?

 

Krillin: What about you Vegeta?

Vegeta: *screams and files off*

Krillin: See? He believes me! And he's jealous.

 

Piccolo: Oh my other me, shut up!!! *almosts blasts everybody, flies up* You can kiss the greenest parts of my ass!! *flies off*

Tien: ... There are greener parts of his ass?

Krillin: What about you Vegeta?

Vegeta: *screams and files off*

Krillin: See? He believes me! And he's jealous.

 

Piccolo: Oh my other me, shut up!!! *almosts blasts everybody, flies up* You can kiss the greenest parts of my ass!! *flies off*

Tien: ... There are greener parts of his ass?

Android 17: Didn't know you were into dwarves, sis.

Vegeta:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Krillin:  Holy crap.  Okay, things are looking a bit dicey, but....

 

Trunks:  FATHER!  *flies towards 18*

 

Krillin:  Okay, okay Trunks can handle this.  I mean that sword cuts freaks in

 

*sword breaks, Trunks shocked*

 

Krillin:  OOOH nooo.

Mr. Popo: All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle...

 

I died laughing at this part.

Melvin: No... NO...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Marik: Surprise b*tch! I bet you thought you've seen the last of me!

 

Melvin: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

Marik: It's funny because it's from the Internet...

 

Naruto: (singing)

 

A TREE! 

 

NARUTO!SASUKE!

 

NOW BACK TO THE TREE!

 

I GOT A KNIFE!

 

THE TREE AGAIN! 

GAY LOOK! 

F**KING ROWER!

 

(yelling) TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--(climbs and fails)

 

(rolls around in pain) Yatatatatatatatata!!

 

Yami: That was Japanese for ouch!

Edited March 12, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

*After "All these squares make a circle"*

 

Piccolo:  Okay what's with him?

 

Kami:  Don't mind him, he just finished dropping a gallon of LSD.

 

Piccolo:  A gallon?

 

Kami:  A literal gallon.  From a milk jug.  I don't even know where he got it from. He never leaves the...

 

Mr.Popo:  Kami!  I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout when I want to.

 

Kami:  Mr.Popo you may leave the lookout if you ......

 

Mr.Popo:  BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!  ........  All these squares make a circle.

Black Star: That was a good plan.

 

Tsubaki: You make great plans.

 

Black Star: Thank you!

 

Tsubaki: Just kidding, your plan sucked!

 

Black Star: No one likes you!

 

Tsubaki: The moon likes me.

 

The Moon: I like you!

 

Black Star: The moon is a f*ggot!

 

The Moon: Oh come on, I'm cool too! Watch this! *screen explodes*

 

Black Star: Hey, that was actually kinda nice.

 

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Soul Eater: When are we and your big butt gonna talk about last week?

 

Maka: Are you saying that because I'm a woman?!

 

Soul Eater: I'm saying that because I can't find my CHIPS, MY CHIPS, in the fridge.

 

Maka: What kind of person puts them in the fridge?

 

Soul Eater: Someone who doesn't want your butt to grow even more. Obviously, that hasn't worked.

 

Maka: Rubbing them on my nipples didn't work.

 

Soul Eater: We share something in common.

 

(screen zooms in and goes purple) AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

Edited May 10, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

Black Star: That was a good plan.

 

Tsubaki: You make great plans.

 

Black Star: Thank you!

 

Tsubaki: Just kidding, your plan sucked!

 

Black Star: No one likes you!

 

Tsubaki: The moon likes me.

 

The Moon: I like you!

 

Black Star: The moon is a f*ggot!

 

The Moon: Oh come on, I'm cool too! Watch this! *screen explodes*

 

Black Star: Hey, that was actually kinda nice.

 

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Soul Eater: When are we and your big butt gonna talk about last week?

 

Maka: Are you saying that because I'm a woman?!

 

Soul Eater: I'm saying that because I can't find my CHIPS, MY CHIPS, in the fridge.

 

Maka: What kind of person puts them in the fridge?

 

Soul Eater: Someone who doesn't want your butt to grow even more. Obviously, that hasn't worked.

 

Maka: Rubbing them on my nipples didn't work.

 

Soul Eater: We share something in common.

 

(screen zooms in and goes purple) AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

Black Star: Can we just take these souls?

Yusei: Jack.

 

Jack: YUUUSEEEI!

 

Yusei: There's something you should know.

 

Jack: What is it Yuuseei?

 

Yusei: Card games on motorcycles.

 

Jack: What...?

 

Yusei: I said card games on motorcycles

 

Jack: I beg your pardon!

 

Yusei: I said: Card games on motorcycles!

 

Jack: What the hell is a motorcycle?

 

Yusei: You're kidding, right?

 

Jack: Hey Crow, do you have any idea what a motorcycle is?

 

Crow: Can't say that I do, Jack.

 

Jack: Yeah, we don't know what that is.

 

Yusei: But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.

 

Jack: Why would we do that?

 

Yusei: So that we can play card games on them!

 

Jack: That sounds stupid!

 

Yusei: Jack, you're scaring me.

 

Jack: Come on, Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. ON. THE. GROUND!

 

Yusei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

 

*Yusei frantically wakes up from the nightmare*

 

Yusei: Oh thank God.

 

Peace!

Edited May 16, 201411 yr by CaelumMare

Android 13: howdy folks i'm android 13, look at my trucker hat

Android 13: howdy folks i'm android 13, look at my trucker hat

 

Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!!

(ala the new TFS Movie, Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge - The Reckoning)

 

Gohan: Dad, I hate to break it to you, but Namekians don't eat.

 

Goku: That's weird. They're weird.

 

 

Goku: (looks at Big Gete Star attached to New Namek): Wow, someone should go tell Piccolo.

 

Piccolo: Someone should go tell Piccolo *looks at Star* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

 

 

Goku: So, you've returned once again, Freezer?

 

Gohan: Cooler.

 

Goku: Cooler!

 

Cooler: Yes, I have returned, dumbass.

 

Goku: Goku.

 

Cooler: Dumbass!

 

 

There are lots more but there's too many to post.

Kakashi" "Hello there ninja students, I am your new sensei. My name is-"

Naruto: "David mother fu**** Bowie!"

Kakashi: "Actually I'm not Da-"

Naruto "Holy sh** Bowie sensei, I'm your number one fan! I have downloaded all of your albums."

Sakura: "Is it true you slept with Mac Jagr?"

Kakashi: "As I was saying, I'm not David Bowie, but yes it is true"

Sasuke: "David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensly gorgues and loved by millions of people around the world. God I hate myself"

Kakashi: "Actually I totally get where you're coming from Sasuke"

Naruto: "Holy crap you can read Sasuke's mind?"

Kakashi: "I'm David Bowie! I can do anything!"

Sakura: "I thought you said you weren't David Bowie"

Kakashi: "I'm not."

Don't worry Firaga.  I'll put up another.

 

Vegeta:  He keeps kicking me in the d***.  Why?!  Why does he keep kicking me in the d***?!

Edited June 8, 201411 yr by Ultimus Grid

Kakashi" "Hello there ninja students, I am your new sensei. My name is-"

Naruto: "David mother fu**** Bowie!"

Kakashi: "Actually I'm not Da-"

Naruto "Holy sh** Bowie sensei, I'm your number one fan! I have downloaded all of your albums."

Sakura: "Is it true you slept with Mac Jagr?"

Kakashi: "As I was saying, I'm not David Bowie, but yes it is true"

Sasuke: "David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensly gorgues and loved by millions of people around the world. God I hate myself"

Kakashi: "Actually I totally get where you're coming from Sasuke"

Naruto: "Holy crap you can read Sasuke's mind?"

Kakashi: "I'm David Bowie! I can do anything!"

Sakura: "I thought you said you weren't David Bowie"

Kakashi: "I'm not."

 

Kakashi: It takes more than headband and some flashy ninja moves and a nametag that says "Hello, I am a ninja", to become a ninja, Naruto.

Naruto: *wearing nametag* No it doesn't! That's exactly what it takes!

Kakashi: Well then allow me to prove you wrong, in the form of a song!

Naruto: It better not be too long or I'll kick you in the dong!

 

It's actually "Mick Jagger", not "Mac Jagr", btw.

BEEP

Frieza: Hi, I'm Napoleon Space Hitler. Give me the things.

 

Dende: Hey.

Frieza: This is a parody. Buy the f*cking show!

 

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Dodoria: I... have a big... meaty... vagina.

 

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Frieza: Stop it.

 

Goku: No!

 

Frieza: Stop it!

 

Goku: Nno!

 

Frieza: Stop it!

 

Goku: Blpt.

 

Frieza: That's it! Stoppin' it myself!

 

Goku: NYAH! *Throws Spirit Bomb*

 

Frieza: What the--

 

SB: DOMINATE!

 

Frieza: Eep.

 

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Piccolo: AGH, right in the tit!

Edited July 20, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

"Awww... There's no f*cking beer in the fridge?.. They're probably Jahova's Witnesses or something.." - Ryataro Dojima (Persona 4 The Animation Abridged)

Jaden Yuki: Freestyle time!

 

Yusei Fudo: Oh, please tell me he's not going to rap.

 

Jaden: Paradox, man. I just wanna let ya know.

 

Ain't no way you're take away our card game Yu-Gi-Oh

 

Gonna use a Spell card to bring out my man Neos

 

Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast

 

What's that? Come again? I've gotta second move?

 

Looks like Jaden effin' Yuki's got a lot to prove!

 

Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan

 

Imma lay these cards down right in the Trap zone!

 

Yugi Moto: Good job, Jaden. Way to get your lame on.

 

Jaden: Actually it's "get your game o-

 

Yugi: I know what it is.

 

Peace!

Edited July 21, 201411 yr by CaelumMare

freezer dono yamate!

''HORAY FOR MAG-IC!''

 

''Shut up edward''

 

-zero no tsukaima abriged