Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I want to watch you puke while I fart on your head.

You can fart on my head every tuesday, if you'd like.

I just danced the hokey pokey in the middle of math class

The movie Undercover Brother simply cannot be compared to chicken noodle soup.

this thread is still alive?

So....You say you're a "wizard"? ◉‿◉

orange juice is similar to couches

Don't you not want me to not never stop talking?

Will you fart in this cup for me so i can smell you whenever I want?

do you mind dressing up in this pikachu costume as I make you eat green beans?

No I don't!

I sleep on the ceiling.

Can I paint your nails pink?

go ahead x3

 

can i put you in a tutu?

Yes! ;D

 

 

EVERYBODY, LETS MAKE TOAST.

I brought butter! ^-^

I wonder if I could transmute a human who performed human transmutation. Darn auto mail in the way.

iI throw a bowl of nachos over a hill then do the hokey pokey

Can I peel of your skin and wear it when I go to bed?

As long as you give it back on Friday.

 

Did you know computers are ticklish? >3

did you know that paper tastes like paper?

Only one who has eaten paper knows the true taste of paper.

 

Did you know that the moon is actually a death star transformer that just want's to sing my little teapot?

Edited January 14, 201312 yr by Hei

did you know that spiders eat bbq sauce on special occasions?

Did you know that tacos are Zeus's food of choice?

Did you know that that thing you did that one time and you thought no one was watching....I didnt see it....but I smelled it.