Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I eat your blood.

Edited September 9, 201213 yr by Sora's Baby

I eat your brain

Your brain is delicious

I could say the same to you.

I'll PROTECT ALL OF YOU ( ^ _ ^ )

You are an extreme Otaku; yet you most likely don't know who/what Otaku is/are.

No, but I know who you are, and I watch you from a bush every day

im back

Oh,goodness. She's back.

firetruck you! *shots bullet

Can I smell your shoes?

SkyVentus- Not strange enough. As punishment, you must try to lick ten people in the next five minutes. Then you must recieve a spanking from the entire KH13 Disciplinary Committee.

Edited September 10, 201213 yr by Jim

I can taste you

I can see right through your shirt

Can I feed you pieces of shredded paper?

I ate your shoe and eyebrows

Tasty~

Your hair smells nice *sniffs it more* This must be how crack feels like ;A;

May I lick your hand?

Meowjesty's better than you.

Do you stalk children? and yes kirby you may lick meh hand.

lol, wasn't planning on licking your hand.

 

I'm not eating from your fridge right now.

I don't really have anything in my fridge right now, in less you want milk, old lettuce, or mayo ...

May i take your shoe, pour soda in it, and drink from it

"Every night, I want you to hold Marvin The Cat.... He's not a real cat..."

 

 

Quote from : A bad lip reading of the Hunger Games

Please don't eat my cat!