Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Nanoo nanoo.

Im male, I mean female.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the most f**ked up one of all? 

I really hope you didn't cook Mexican food again.

Where did that sock hide my refrigerator? 

inside a unicorn flying over the rainbow to the moon pooping skittles

stinky hat

Your name is sooooooooooooooo meta right now

 

But, you know... until summer,

 

Then it's just a fond memory...

 

Shouldn't we be saying something to eachother, since your above me? Text wise?

 

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Meta-ception

I told you I liked my toast dark! You peasant!

It's way too dark in here, would you mind opening up just a crack at least?

The person who's name is written in this Deathnote shall die. 

I picked oranges from this apple tree and then made the best lemonade

Is sanity required for the job? 

No and neither are pants

 

Thongs are mandatory

Then I'm Hired. Can I wear my live fish hat?

No, but you can play with my Moogles if you want, just don't touch their pom poms, kupo. 

Edward Elric made you this cardboard box out of salt water. Please handle with care or it will explode into 500 cats.

I paint hair for living.

What if I said you had a twin on this forum, someone who's like the night to your day or something. Would you say i've gone a bit too crazy?

I'd say you should stop eating fairy bread with your tuna and bananas... it's not good for the complexion

I'd say you should stop eating fairy bread with your tuna and bananas... it's not good for the complexion

What if I said you were a digivice and i was a pokewarp?

plastic makes a good pet. same with dancing goldfish 

plastic makes a good pet. same with dancing goldfish 

I pet olde weeds for a living

I tried to sell a couch to your dog, but it ran away to Narnia 

Jack Frost is the name of my pet pineapple