Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I hid the meatloaf in your socks

we can eat squrriels

I cut off Jack Frost's hair and made it into a pillow for you

Edited January 5, 201411 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

*explore's the top of a trimmed carrot!!!~*

whatever. 

You are you.

I want you to be my minion.

Give me your dove poop, in a cylinder. 

I love bronies.

I will spear your spleen for usage of the forbidden word.

Try it.

 

I need your hair for math.

I AM A ZOMBIE, AND I WILL MALISH YOU WITH A SHORE

I am going to blow your hair for science.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME EGG, SPAM, SAUSAGES AND SPAM?

 

I DON'T LIKE SPAM

 

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

 

LOVELY SPAM

 

WONDERFUL SPAM

I am going to throw a house at you.

THIS AIN'T THE END YET

 

YOU DON'T WANT THIS TO BECOME KH13 FOREVER, DON'T YOU?

YES I DO

 

IM GOING TO THROW CATS AT YOU 

I am you are she is I am and me too

Wawooowooo

Krankenhaus!

(BTW, i'm not German. I just want to say it.)

Midnight come an me wanna go home. 

Why do your arms keep whispering to me!?