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Conspiracy Theory: The Conspiracy theories suck

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Paradox time.

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But if the conspiracy theories suck and this is a conspiracy theory then wouldn't that mean that the conspiracy theories are great?

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But if the conspiracy theories suck and this is a conspiracy theory then wouldn't that mean that the conspiracy theories are great?

 

NOOO IT MEANS MY CONSPIRACY THEORY SUCKS WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

 

But this is the random section so that's already solved.

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NOOO IT MEANS MY CONSPIRACY THEORY SUCKS WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

 

But this is the random section so that's already solved.

 

You thought I took it seriously? xD

It was a joke.

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You thought I took it seriously? xD

It was a joke.

 

Which means it's a paradox. See? I have logic which in itself is a paradox because it's random.

I'm very concerned.

Challenge accepted.

 

(Ok, this one was copy and pasted, but I've been thinking of this for a while)

Conspiracy:

 

Light is schitzophrenic. He's been imagining the death note.

 

L and the rest of the investigation team are his doctors.

 

Misa was a friend of light's way back when they were kids, and she wants to help him get better.

 

Rem and Ryuk are voices in Light's head, pushing him further over the edge.

During the time when Light forgot about the death note, when he supposedly gave up ownership, he was on medication, but when all that did was wipe out the belief that he was killing people, but left him thinking Kira was out there, they decided to take him off the medication.

 

The "investigation center" L built was really a mental institution.

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(Ok, this one was copy and pasted, but I've been thinking of this for a while)

Conspiracy:

 

Light is schitzophrenic. He's been imagining the death note.

 

L and the rest of the investigation team are his doctors.

 

Misa was a friend of light's way back when they were kids, and she wants to help him get better.

 

Rem and Ryuk are voices in Light's head, pushing him further over the edge.

During the time when Light forgot about the death note, when he supposedly gave up ownership, he was on medication, but when all that did was wipe out the belief that he was killing people, but left him thinking Kira was out there, they decided to take him off the medication.

 

The "investigation center" L built was really a mental institution.

 

How would that explain L's death and, at the end, Light's death?

 

I guess as Light was getting to know L, L could have died in a murder or car crash, driving Light, in his insanity, to want to do even more good by killing murderers with the 'Death Note'.

 

Light, at the end, could have committed suicide by pills or something since his voices told him to.

 

Another conspiracy:

 

Finn from Adventure Time has a loving family until he was hit in a car crash and put into a coma.

Jake is his best friend at school.

Rainicorn is a Korean exchange student who likes rainbowy stuff and Jake's boyfriend.

Bubblegum is his 'old' crush, a smart girl who has pink hair.

Flame Princess is Finn's fiery girlfriend at school.

LSP is a fat girl at his school who is convinced every boy likes her.

Ice King is a creepy, probably pedophilic old man living in his neighborhood.

Paradox time.

 

It's not a parodox as one's opinion on the conspiracy theories does not contradict the existence of the conspiracy theories.

 

What would be a parodox is a conspiracy theory saying there are no conspiracy theories.

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It's not a parodox as one's opinion on the conspiracy theories does not contradict the existence of the conspiracy theories.

 

What would be a parodox is a conspiracy theory saying there are no conspiracy theories.

 

It was more to the fact that I was saying they suck, but since I made a theory, it can't be taken seriously, since I said they suck.

It was more of a quick stupid thing than actually sound logic.

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