(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

because he drinks potion and ether.

 

Why Sora never realise that Roxas's appearance was someone else...

Sora never owned a mirror.

 

Why is Kairi always waiting for Sora?

because he make her pregnant,so he better come back.

 

why Riku doesn't have a girlfriend?

He is too sexy for them

 

Why is goofy not a keyblade master?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by darkchaser

Because then it wouldn't be fair to Pluto who is also a dog but doesn't have hands.

 

Why doesn Leon call himself that instead of his full name?

Because his full name causes cows to die when people say it.

 

Why does Sora never wear his hood?

Because that's a gangsta thing and his name ain't Ansem!

 

Why does Hercules not wear sleeves?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Keyblade Master Rixec

Because he's too cool to wear sleeves. He's a Hero, not a Zero.

 

Why was Phil so annoying when Sora fought the Hydra?

Because it was his childhood dream to get a piggyback ride from the hydra.

 

Why doesn't Sora go to school?

Because he wants to become a veterinarian when he grows up.

 

When will it be revealed that Demyx is the 7th light?

KHIV

 

Who does Roxas love?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Keyblade Master Rixec

Namine. In other words, Nobody (BUUUUUURN)

 

Why is Ursula the Magnificent Spinning B****?

Because she loves the song "you spin me right round"

 

Why does sora have to lock the keyhole of each world?

Because he believes locking his house with his mother inside is too hard.

 

Why not stay with the chainsaw from the beta version?

Because it would be too awesome.

 

Why isn't Doctor Who in Kingdom Hearts?

On the way into the next game's programming, The Doctor became stuck in a space war and is dealing with that right now.

 

Why haven't Sora and Namine kissed yet?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by prowerpower

Because I support Roxas/namine and Sora/Kairi

 

Why didn't Roxas' stick get it's own theme? D8

Because it would have been so epic MX would have lost right then and there

 

Why is ven still sleeping?

Because he's a lazy a** f***. /shot

 

Why do people ship Sora and Riku?

Because Nomura said that boys are a lot hotter than girls

 

Why Pooh wasn't chosen by keyblade?

Because the keyblade isn't made of honey

 

Where will the final battle be held?

It will be held inside the Parasite Cage in Monstro.

 

Why didn't Sora lose his keyblade powers yet?

Because he still needs keys for his house.

 

Why does the Keyblade look like an over-sized key? Owo

Because MX got tired of carrying keys and his sword so he combine the 2

 

Who else will be a keyblade master?

Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

Why does Ven look a lot like Roxas?