(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Atlantica already exceeded the amount of talking sea creatures allowed in the series.

 

 

Why does Leon fight Sora in KH1?

Because he wanted some of Sora's cookies and he wouldn't share.

 

Why dose no KH character got time fo dat?

cuz they gots bronchitis

 

 

 

why does Roxas like sea salt ice cream?

Drugs.

 

How much hair gel does the KH cast use?

Enough to fill half of Disney Castle and the clock tower in TWTN.

 

 

Why does Kairi have a Keyblade?

So she can "use" it, if you know what I mean

 

 

Why does Riku hair go from long to short?

Because Riku is really a chia pet.

 

 

Why did the Organization not want to keep both Roxas and Xion?

Because they caught Roxas and Xion together having a loving moment and only Xemneas gets the ladies

 

 

Why is the book of pooh still in the games?

Because Sora promised Pooh that he would get Nomura to add in a rain cloud game where he would hold up an umbrella and say "Tut tut! It looks like rain!"

 

 

Why does Joshua help Riku in DDD?

Because he's got a little crush.

 

Where is Ven?

I ate him.

 

Why dose Sora have two hoods in Valor Form?

Why does it matter, cause we all know he is just wearing an animal costume underneath

 

 

Why can't I see any other Pixar movie to be in KH besides Brave.

Why does it matter, cause we all know he is just wearing an animal costume underneathWhy can't I see any other Pixar movie to be in KH besides Brave.

Because you aren't a pirate, and thus you're not free, you aren't a pirate.

Why do we not have a Space Core in KH?

Because it would be too out of reach to work with

 

 

Why does Ursula pop up out of nowhere in KH3D?

Because she wanted to be part of their world.

 

 

Why does the gummi ship run on smiles?

Because they want people's faces to freeze.

 

Why dose Sora no drink milkshake?

Because the Moogles warned him that a potion and milkshake combo wouldn't sit well in his stomach.

 

 

Why are the chairs in the Organization meeting room so high?

So they could commit suicide if needed.

 

Why did Ven always go after Terra?

You have to wait in KH3 to find out *laughs*.

 

Why is Xehanort so into peoples bodies? 

Because they have luscious hair whereas he has a shiny head of nothing.

 

 

Why does Maleficent return in KH2? 

Because she wanted to have some more panel time.

 

Why did Sora cry for Riku in KH2?

Because Sora was so sorry for what he did when they were kids (aka. stealing his sea salt ice cream)

 

 

 

Why isn't Moon Moon in Kingdom Hearts?

Because she's too bright.

 

Why can't Naruto be in Kingdom Hearts?

Because would annoy everyone.

 

 

Why does Xehanort need 13 vessels?

Because he needs his beauty to show off more than one time.

 

 

Why is it Donald never heals you unless you heal yourself first?