(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

He wanted to be like Harry Potter.

 

Why does Sora fight Roxas in KH2?

Because he owed him munny since he ate so much ice cream.

 

 

Why does Sora and the gang switch to 3 different (world) outfits in KH2?

Because they're being paid by 3 different model brands. Hollister, Tommy Hilfiger, and Polo Club.

 

 

Why can't Roxas beat Xemnas but can beat 50 ft Xion according to Riku?

Because Xion didn't have her coffee that day.

 

Why is Twilight Town called Twilight Town?

Its where they shot Twilight

 

Why doesn't Sora go to school?

Because he couldn't tell his teachers that the Heartless ate his homework.

 

 

Why does DiZ's heart machine explode in KH2?

Because Mickey placed a bomb in the machine

 

 

 

Why is Pokemon XY The Series more loyal to the video game then the past Pokemon seasons/series

Pokemon XY series is a faithful lover

 

How did Aqua end up in the Realm of Darkness?

She got bad directions at the gas station.

 

Who's king of Disney Castle?

Jack Frost

 

 

What does the term TMNT mean?

Two mega magic toilets. Donald had burritos last night.

 

Why did the Gummi Ship have to be tasty?

Because gummi tastes better than metal, you silly.

 

Who is Maleficent?

One of the seven princesses of heart

 

What happened to Sora's parents?

Well, since they were Ansem and Ursula?

 

Why did Ariel steal the trident?

He went through a weird phase when he was 15 and what color your hair was as a Somebody stays with you as a Nobody...

 

Why does everything Marluxia does cause rose petals to fly around the place?

Because he is actually a Roselia pokemon.

(  no question to answer O.o )

 

Who is " Xemnas"?

My mom

 

Who is Roxas?

A sexy, sexy stripper.

 

Why was Belle kidnapped?

She forgot to pay her bill at Bob Evans.

^ no question

 

What is Sora's last name?

Why, Sora Thekeybladweilder you silly.

 

What is Kingdom Hearts shaped like in KH II?

Edited October 26, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

A doughnut of course.

 

Why does Ansem SOD have a guardian do everything for him?

Because he's worried he'll break a nail.

 

Who's " Zexion"?

The male version of Xion.

 

Why was Xehanort after Roxas?