(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Riku called dibs on that colour for his Dark Mode.

 

Why did Sora fight Xemnas in KH3D: DDD?

Cause he was on steroids, and wanted to hit someone. 

 

 

Why is Yuffie so hot? 

Because "Leon" said she wasn't hot enough so she over-compensated.

 

Why did Riku give in to the Darkness? 

Because its sexy. 

 

Why is Sora so happy? 

Because Riku gave him Happy Pills. Big mistake.

 

Where is Riku Replica right now? 

Strip club. 

 

Why is silver hair common to the Xehanorts? 

Because they thought it was cool because Riku had it.

 

Why did the final boss of KH3D attack Riku? (I didn't say the name because I don't know if you have finished the game or not. )

Because chicken tastes good. 

 

 

Why is wonderland primarily pink? 

Because pink is everyone's favorite color.

 

Is Namine a natural blonde?

Edited December 27, 201311 yr by _The Door To Light_

Yes, she is a natural at being blonde. No, Marluxia dyed her hair which was originally the same as Kairi's because he was jealous.

 

Why does Marluxia have a pink scythe, pink hair and cherry blossoms as his element?

Because nothings more manly than pink roses flying every where. 

 

Why is Larxene a bitch to everyone? 

PMS

 

Why does the Oblivion keyblade look so cool?

Because it was forged from the fuels of badassery and the flames of Darkness...and Ansem, Seeker of Darkness's hair.

 

Who is Tetsuya Nomura?

Tetsuya Nomura was a rejected Final Fantasy character that came to life, and decided to create his own successful video game franchise as revenge. 

 

Who created Xemnas' zebra coat?

Raiden from MGR: Revengence using his sword. He's very good.

 

What is the Door to Darkness?

The door to my bathroom: I painted it black. 

 

What is a " Moogle "? 

A panda born from radiation mutations. 

 

What was Xehanort's reaction to seeing heartless?

"Ooh! Those are cute! I think I'll create my own ones that aren't cute and have a symbol on them. Awesome!"

 

Why did Vanitas cover his face with a mask?

Cause he had a duckbutt face. 

 

Why is Twilight Town orange? 

It's actually green, but Roxas was on allergy medication. Which then altered his vision.

 

Why didn't Sora keep his chainsaw weapon?

Because then he must fight with the chainsawbear boss.

Why can fly Sora's summoned train?

The train can fly because Sora is farting Rainbows.

 

Where did the train come from?

Giant bucket of Acid World

 

Why is roxas so similar to ventus?

Because Namine wanted a friend but Roxas wasn't available.

 

 

Why does is Namine able to ruin Sora's memories?

She just has that much swag.

 

Why?