(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Namine is just like that,

 

Do you know the rules of the game?

Yes these are the rules

rule 1 all Light must fade

rule 2 every heart return to Darkness

rule 3 my Friends are my power

rule 4 the Cakes is a lie

rule 5 who wants Pie 

rule 6 join the dark side we have Cookies

and rule 7 you can have a Tea party

 

Where did the Tea party at the end of DDD come from?

Yen Sid. He is always organising things like that.

 

Who are the 7 lights and 13 darknesses?

People who don't realize trinities are the way to go in this series.

 

 

 

Why does YMX follow Sora in DDD?

Edited May 17, 201411 yr by xoblivionx13

He wants him...ifyouknowwhati'msayin'!  

 

 

Who and what is Vanitas?

A dark haired dude with no life.

 

Hello?

Can you call back? I'm being Xehanort-ified (Made into a Xehanort) right now.

 

 

If Sora met Vanitas properly, what would they say to each other? 

Something about their oversized shoes.

 

 

Why does Axel freeze in KH2?

Because he lost the ability to burn.

 

What is kingdom hearts?

A holiday that Cupid rules over.

 

 

Why does Vexen want Sora to remember Roxas?

So he can live out an odd fantasy...

 

 

What will happen to Xehanort in KH3?

He will be norted.

 

Why is Cloud "Strife"?

Because of his "big sword"

 

what are Sora Riku and Kairi watching right now?

The ending to kh3

 

 

 

What happens to Terra in kh3?

He goes to the cinema to watch Godzilla 2014.

 

 

What new worlds should be put into KH3?

The world named KH13 

 

 

Will Sora and Kairi get together in kh3?

who knows for all we know they could make Sora x Riku canon

 

where is Kingdom Hearts?

In Axel/Lea's hair.

 

 

Who's going to eat Sea-Salt Ice Cream in KH3?

A Moogle.

 

 

Why did MX make multiple versions of himself?

Edited May 22, 201411 yr by xoblivionx13

Because he was lonely.

 

Why are anger and rage supreme?

Because Xemnas tried to play and complete Takeshi's Challenge for the Famicom...and he has been scared...

 

 

Why does everyone in KH have awesome hair?

Because they are all jealous of Sephy

 

Why is Sephiroth so awesome?

Because his music makes up for 3/4 of his awesomeness.

 

 

 

Why does Sora know Cloud?

Because they both have spiky hair...and that was important...

 

 

Why is Terra's Armour (Lingering Will) so angry?

Edited May 23, 201411 yr by SuperiorKunivas

Because it just wants a hug, but no one will hug it. That and it stood in the same place for about 10 years.

 

Why did Terra's armor stand in one place for about 10 years?