(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

A strange cosmic force that only brings boredom to the Universe. ...Or Princess Peach.

 

*Ahem* Anyway, what is the X-Blade?

A type of childs toy. 

 

Why is Ventus called Ven?

The same reason some people outside of KH call Vanitas; Van or Vani. No one knows...except for Yen Sid who knows all.

 

What does Sora do in his spare time?

Write novels about spies and Paris under the pen name "Madame Cherbonete" 

 

Why does Aqua wear shorts instead of pants?

Because Nomura wanted her to at least show SOME skin.  Or she takes lessons from Bayonetta...Wait, then it would be even more revealing.

 

Why does Wisdom Form shoot?

 

Because having it squirt would blow the rating

 

 

Why can't you go in the doors of Twilight Town?

Because it isn't Canada. They don't leave their doors unlocked.

 

What is in Sea-Salt Ice Cream?

 

cocaine in the KH universe

 

 

Can the characters hear Utada sing during the openings? 

Yes for it is the Voice of Jubileus God! Or...Godess...I dunno.

 

Who invented the Keyblade?

Santa Claus 

 

Why Larxene? 

Because KH needed a Nymph. A, Savage Nymph if you will.

 

Who does Sora like the most?

Sora loves his shiny teeth that sparkle like a Christmas tree

 

Why is Zexion always reading?

'Cause he can't get enough of that Reading Rainbow.

 

What is Riku doing as of now?

On vacation in Hawaii with Daisy. 

 

Why is Maleficent green instead of purple?

 

green is not a creative colour

Because green is more creative than purple. Oh snap son sick burn.

 

What really happened during the Keyblade War?

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< This hot guy happened!

 

Will anyone stay dead?

Only Uncle Ben and Batman's parents

What powers will Sora gain in the next game?

The power of He-Man

 

Who or what has fire powers in the games?

...A statue of Flame Power Mario that you can only unlock with a cheat device?

 

 

WHY does Riku have silver hair? 8D

Edited December 15, 201410 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Because he's secretly over eighty years old.

 

Where did Xemnas get his lightsabers?

From Yoda.. ; Wow, Yoda is helping the dark side i guess!

 

Why isn't Yoda in the game?

Becuase how else would Mickey come in?                  How did Roxas discoer he learned the 2handed keyblade abliitly?

He openned his heart to the darkness duh. And the 2 keyblades symblize him and Axel as a yaoi couple *COUGH*

 

Whats the cheat code to unlock Dah Mario Dream Eater in KH3D?

You get it for defeating Shen Long

 

How many hearts does it take to make a Kingdom Hearts?

OVER 9000 *shot*

 

How many keyblade masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?