(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

because he totall wanted Zexion's emo look with black hair

 

why does Sora, Riku and Kairi all have keyblades?

They got them in the mail.

 

Does the Land of Departure become Castle Oblivion?

no it becomes the pride lands

 

why namine a blonde?

She thought it fit her personality so she dyed it with bleach

 

why are final fantasy characters in kingdom hearts?

because they were bored and wanted new friends 

 

why is kingdom hearts a door in kh1?

because kingdom hearts is really a door!

 

why did roxas pick a fight with sora in KH2?

because he wanted kairi but kairi wanted sora

 

why is Axel so rebellious?

Because Siax told him to be

 

why do most of the organization members have long hair?

because theyre still living the '80s 

 

why dont the Organization ever sing or dance?

they dont have the moves like us lololol

 

why did the organization choose to wear black coats?

Because they like me.

 

Why does Riku do the same?

cuz he lives on repeat 

 

why is Xion a test subject?

Because I guess Riku needed someone to have sex with to make up for my not being part of his world in reality? </3

 

 

Why do I love Riku soo much?

because hes so damn UGLY to be loved

 

why do we barely see Riku much in most of the games?

He's too busy dating either me or Inori behind my back :U

 

 

Why is Sora the 'Keyblade Master'?

because the Keyblade Idiot was already taken

 

 why did utada hikara sing sing the songs?

Because Crush 40 was too busy with the Sonic Songs to volentier. CRUSH 40 WAS ORRIGIONALLY GONNA SING FOR KH BUT THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND LAST SECOND!!!! lol i feel sorry for the hedgehogs here.. ;

 

Why is Demyx a meme here?

lol because Marluxia was the femenent type and couldnt do it

 

why do you love Riku?

I like Terra because.

 

Why does Roxas' stick considerably get lesser screentime? 

Because he's a pokemon trainer. It just hasn't been reveiled yet.

 

Why do these games have disney characters and not pokemon?

;

because they didnt have star wars (which is now owned by disney for $4.05 billion to George Lucas O_o) 

 

why is the kh series so awesome?

because they didnt have star wars (which is now owned by disney for $4.05 billion to George Lucas O_o) 

 

why is the kh series so awesome?

 

 

Aliens.

 

 

What is the meaning of life?

to die awesome

 

hakuna matata?

actually im really worried now.

 

why does master xehanort want sora to bear his heart?

because Sora had kairis heart and he always did like underaged teens

 

why is Rikus hair silver?

Edited January 25, 201312 yr by Nick