Yo Momma so fat that when she sky dives she bounces off the face of the earth, flies under the sun, and the chinese people say "Eclipse"

what are you doing?*I want to know what's going to happen in the Keyblade HQ*

O.o I'm just busy, and if you haven't already figured out, this topic is the "Yo Momma!" Game, where you make up fake insults about people's Momma. LOL

Wow Gizelita... selfish much?

Yo mama so ignorant, she spells Text Language wrong.

Yo momma so stupid, after you get on the bus to go to school she chases it down yelling "TWINKIE!!!!!"

 

(horrible joke I know T_T)

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

yo mama so fat that when yo daddy try and kiss her, he has to slap her leg and ride the wave up!

yo mama is E for Everyone!

yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest, they said

Nobody talks smak bout my momma!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo Momma so stupid that when you came out of her, she said "Oh, it comes with cable!!"

yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up

Yo momma so ugly/stupid that when you were born the doctor slapped her and your dad asked for her abortion (insert cricket noise)

yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween

yo mama so ugly even rice krispies wont talk to her

yo momma so ugly she scared Jason Vorhees

 

yo momma so dumb she fought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo Mama Yo FAT, Jabba the Hutt said.... DAAYYUUmMMM,,

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas. It's still printing

yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

yo mama so fat she has to use a vcr as a beeper

Yo momma so fat when she jumped God felt the tremor

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stoopid she thought Jar Jar Binks came along with Pickles Pickles!

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mamma so old she high-fived Jesus at his 5th birthday party.

yo mama so old she ran track with dinasaurs

yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down

Yo mamma so old she gave birth to God and told him what to do.

 

Yo mamma so fat her shadow had a heart attack