Alright, it's time for the greatest battle to ever shake the foundations of KH13. Are you ready? 

 

There aren't really any rules to this battle, per se, but this is basically how it works:

• You can join or leave the battle at any time. 
• There are no official 'teams'. feel free to form your own alliances.
• You can use any form of attack/defense/general havoc causing action from any character from any story, be it a video game, movie, or even book. Heck, it can even be real life or something you just made up.
• Feel free to use any weapon you wish (if you feel like making use of a weapon), at any point. You can use a particular weapon in one comment, and you can still use it next time, or you can just forget you even had that weapon and move on to some other random weapon you never used before. Feel free to make it crazy, like one comment you can be wielding a sword, next comment, you're in a tank. Or make it interesting and have the sword turn into a tank if you want. 
• Make up the environment and use it to your advantage. I've had a friend push me off a "conveniently-placed cliff" before.
• The more ridiculous this battle gets, the better.
• You can make up actions that make no difference or do anything but make the situation more crazy. Like, you can choose to start dancing in the middle of the battle, if you wish. 
• NEW GUIDELINE: To make things simpler- if you're performing a joint-attack with another user, I'd say you should tag their comment. It'll make it easier to understand who's attack you're basing yours off of.

It sounds confusing, but it's actually pretty basic. Like, here's an example battle between myself and two other made-up users (first bullet is the format I'm using to demonstrate what happens):

• [username]: "[text in comment]" 
• Jim: "Stands on battlefield triumphantly"
• eddy34: "runs at Jim with giant sword"
• Jim: "backflips over eddy and lands on his shoulders"
• Kim03: "Sends a giant rhino to headbutt eddy and Jim to the moon"
• eddy34: "summons his keyblade armor and lands on the moon in an epic stance"
• Jim: "throws the moon, with eddy on it, at kim"

So, does that make sense to you guys? It's pretty simple, just have fun with it. Feel free to ask a question if you're confused.

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

*Busts out of your stomach* I won't fall for the same trick twice anymore!

oh no you dont! my stomach is cannot be penetrated! 

*Uses MindJack system of battle so enemy's(that's you) can't hurt he player pretty much but player (That's me) can kill all he wants8

DIE DIE MISSILE BARRAGE! 8Shoots your clones full of holes*

*The clones all poof away, and I pop out of the ground behind you* Whack-a-mole Jutsu! *Hits you with a giant hammer*

 

oh no you dont! my stomach is cannot be penetrated! 

Even with the power of... Bahamut's Mega Flare? *Holds out Tin Pin Bahamut Pin*

yep!

*The clones all poof away, and I pop out of the ground behind you* Whack-a-mole Jutsu! *Hits you with a giant hammer*

 

Even with the power of... Bahamut's Mega Flare? *Holds out Tin Pin Bahamut Pin*

*Hammer breaks over head and recoil from hit causes the blow to destroy the universe again*

I did tell you my head is so hard that it can break though anything, right? Like seriously, if I didn't, you should have known. The thing is so thick that the damage dealt back by that attack is over 9 quintillion fold.

guys guys calm down

guys guys calm down

*Throws a Master Ball at you and catches you*

HOW IA THAT FOR CALMING DOWN!

*Throws a Master Ball at you and catches you*

HOW IA THAT FOR CALMING DOWN!

 

Oh No! Wizard broke out of the Master Ball!

 

Better luck next tiem

 

Wizard Teleported!

Oh No! Wizard broke out of the Master Ball!

 

Better luck next tiem

 

Wizard Teleported!

*Uses Instant Transmission to teleport right behind Wizard*

*Uses Stone Edge, Its SUPER EFFECTIVE. CRITICAL HIT. The foe SHERA WIZARD has FAINTED. PLAYER gained 5555555555555555555555555555a_p_p_l_e_s_a_u_c_e5692 EXP.*

*Uses Instant Transmission to teleport right behind Wizard*

*Uses Stone Edge, Its SUPER EFFECTIVE. CRITICAL HIT. The foe SHERA WIZARD has FAINTED. PLAYER gained 5555555555555555555555555555a_p_p_l_e_s_a_u_c_e5692 EXP.*

 

Wizard used full revive!

 

Wizard used EXP absorb.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Wizard used full revive!

 

Wizard used EXP absorb.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Secret Ability: Zombie Ability Suppressant: If a enemy is revives, until they are no longer considered a Zombie, their attacks and ability's are suppressed and do not work! HAHAH

Secret Ability: Zombie Ability Suppressant: If a enemy is revives, until they are no longer considered a Zombie, their attacks and ability's are suppressed and do not work! HAHAH

 

I REVIVE HOWEVER I WANT

I REVIVE HOWEVER I WANT

NON I DENY!

snow wonders what the firetruck is going on

snow wonders what the firetruck is going on

 

its a war, what do you expect

yep!

*Passes through your stomach like a ghost* There we go.

 

*Hammer breaks over head and recoil from hit causes the blow to destroy the universe again*

I did tell you my head is so hard that it can break though anything, right? Like seriously, if I didn't, you should have known. The thing is so thick that the damage dealt back by that attack is over 9 quintillion fold.

Crap, there goes the universe again. We're going to need to go to another one now... Or we can fight in space. I like that idea.

*Kicks Wizard upside the head and makes him crash into a mountain off the side of the road and have the whole thing crash down on him*

 

Better luck next time.

*Kicks Wizard upside the head and makes him crash into a mountain off the side of the road and have the whole thing crash down on him* Better luck next time.

BUT THERE ARE NO MOUNTANS! AXEL BROKE EM ALL!

*Passes through your stomach like a ghost* There we go. Crap, there goes the universe again. We're going to need to go to another one now... Or we can fight in space. I like that idea.

BUT THIS SI SUBSPACE WHERE WE WILL ALL DIE OF.SUBSPACE CATS IF WE STAY!

BUT THERE ARE NO MOUNTANS! AXEL BROKE EM ALL! BUT THIS SI SUBSPACE WHERE WE WILL ALL DIE OF.SUBSPACE CATS IF WE STAY!

Too bad, i had one conveniently placed there!

Too bad, i had one conveniently placed there!

BUT NO MATTER IS SUPPOSE TO EXIST HERE! ANYTHING NON LIVING GOES FIRST TOO BECAUSE ITS WEAK!

*Transports us to universe 7 which is full of my brownie men army who is only loyal to me*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUT NO MATTER IS SUPPOSE TO EXIST HERE! ANYTHING NON LIVING GOES FIRST TOO BECAUSE ITS WEAK!

*Transports us to universe 7 which is full of my brownie men army who is only loyal to me*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Throws a huge spirit bomb at you which completely decimates your brownie army*

HAHAHAHAHA Too bad.

*transports us back to the universe we were in before*

 

 

*Throws a huge spirit bomb at you which completely decimates your brownie army*

HAHAHAHAHA Too bad.

*transports us back to the universe we were in before*

*Takes us back*

*Army is back*

Look around you! They have all reformed! Anything left of their existence-even a moment in time-can restore them!

*They all fire rounds of Kamehameha's from every angle possible at full power*

NOW! TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE KAMEHAMEHA! But first... MULTIPLY!

*Uses Multiply card and makes trillions of self*

*each one yells FINAL FLASH! as original hides in a pocket dimension, and each and every one clone fina explosions you, you are still here by a miracle*

True Super Big Bang Final x20 KAME...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Shoots a True Super Big Bang Final x20 Kamehameha full charge into your face, but your still around*

TIME FOR MY SECRET TECHNIQUE: METEOR DEERPLEX TO THE MAX!

*Turns you into a deer*

*Throws you and uses Meteor Combination on you*

 

Edited April 28, 201312 yr by Guest

 

 

*Takes us back*

*Army is back*

Look around you! They have all reformed! Anything left of their existence-even a moment in time-can restore them!

*They all fire rounds of Kamehameha's from every angle possible at full power*

NOW! TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE KAMEHAMEHA! But first... MULTIPLY!

*Uses Multiply card and makes trillions of self*

*each one yells FINAL FLASH! as original hides in a pocket dimension, and each and every one clone fina explosions you, you are still here by a miracle*

True Super Big Bang Final x20 KAME...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Shoots a True Super Big Bang Final x20 Kamehameha full charge into your face, but your still around*

TIME FOR MY SECRET TECHNIQUE: METEOR DEERPLEX TO THE MAX!

*Turns you into a deer*

*Throws you and uses Meteor Combination on you*

 

*Runs towards you and the second that your army was fires at me, i use Instant Transmission to teleport to King Kai's planet, while you get pummled halfway across Earth, by your armies Kamehameha's*

Did you really think i was just going to stand there and take it?

*Runs towards you and the second that your army was fires at me, i use Instant Transmission to teleport to King Kai's planet, while you get pummled halfway across Earth, by your armies Kamehameha's*Did you really think i was just going to stand there and take it?

*all attacks follow/hit you and king kai via pocket memention*You just did.

sneaks by itnevergetsbetterthanthis and strangles

Edited April 28, 201312 yr by JUSTaGMR

Might as well post in this thread again for the lulz~

 

 

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FIGHT SO MUCH? LIEK WHATS THE POINT??

@.@;

 

my true feelings, actually....and i feel fine o-o; ^^