Hi. I'm Firaga96. Uh...I'm nowhere beyond new here, but....at the time I'm writing this, I have failed to do this at the start of my membership here...so I feel left out.
So, here's what I'm going to do. See this? It's a time machine. (Use your imagination) I'm going to pull out the Firaga I was when I was first on. Ugh, I already feel bad. Oh well.
(pushes fancy buttons, turn some knobs, yadda yadda yadda, out pops Firaga circa '11-'12)
"The hell is this?!"
Hi.
"Who are you?!"
I'm you from the future.
"What? No way!"(sigh) Already, I'm getting annoyed by myself. Okay, I can prove I'm you.
"How?"
Easy. One, you still sleep with a nightlight, and two, your future dream is to marry Zoey Deschanel.
".....uh...."
Yep.
"Okay, I guess you're me. So what do you want?"
At this point in time, you've joined KH13, right?
"Yeah."
And what have you done so far?
"Oh, a lot of things. In fact, I just started this new thread called 'Respond with a Meme', It's hilarious! xD"
Nuts. (facepalms) That was a failure from the start...Alright, look, you're here because you forgot to do an intro thread.
"Intro thread?"
Yeah, it's one of the first things you see in the forum page.
"I didn't see it."
I know. -___- Well, now's your chance. The entire site is looking at you. Tell them about yourself.
"Sure thing. (clears throat) Wassup, motherf**ckers, my name is--!"
OKAY, I'll stop you right there. Look, I know where your heads at right now. This is a new place where you can interact with entirely different people and you're excited. But, you can't let that excitement turn to ego. You're gonna do stupid things: you're gonna piss people off, make rash decisions, say what you don't mean, take a MASSIVE risk on more than one occasion....it's gonna be bad.
"Wow. How do I, or we turn out after that?"
Oh, we do okay; we're more respectful. We don't flip out as much. We do one-liners and jokes from time to time. We actually think before we make a thread...sometimes.
"Wow. I sound like a pussy."
-_- See? That's it, right there. You have no respect.
"You have no respect! Why don't you grow a pair of walnuts?"
Look, pal, I'm just trying to give you a fresh start.
"I don't need a fresh start, I'm fine the way I am."
Oh really? Try saying that next time you open your mouth and it comes back to bite you the butt.
"Man, I don't need this, I'm outta here."Fine! I don't need to change you! I'll just accept the past and go along with the present. I've been doing that for a while, and I'm doing just fine because of it. Oh, and one more thing.
"What?"
SMACK!
"Ow!"That's for trolling Genevieve!
....(sigh)....well, this turned into something different. At least I can finally get over my past behavior now.
Hi. I'm Firaga96. Uh...I'm nowhere beyond new here, but....at the time I'm writing this, I have failed to do this at the start of my membership here...so I feel left out.
So, here's what I'm going to do. See this? It's a time machine. (Use your imagination) I'm going to pull out the Firaga I was when I was first on. Ugh, I already feel bad. Oh well.
(pushes fancy buttons, turn some knobs, yadda yadda yadda, out pops Firaga circa '11-'12)
"The hell is this?!"
Hi.
"Who are you?!"
I'm you from the future.
"What? No way!"(sigh) Already, I'm getting annoyed by myself. Okay, I can prove I'm you.
"How?"
Easy. One, you still sleep with a nightlight, and two, your future dream is to marry Zoey Deschanel.
".....uh...."
Yep.
"Okay, I guess you're me. So what do you want?"
At this point in time, you've joined KH13, right?
"Yeah."
And what have you done so far?
"Oh, a lot of things. In fact, I just started this new thread called 'Respond with a Meme', It's hilarious! xD"
Nuts. (facepalms) That was a failure from the start...Alright, look, you're here because you forgot to do an intro thread.
"Intro thread?"
Yeah, it's one of the first things you see in the forum page.
"I didn't see it."
I know. -___- Well, now's your chance. The entire site is looking at you. Tell them about yourself.
"Sure thing. (clears throat) Wassup, motherf**ckers, my name is--!"
OKAY, I'll stop you right there. Look, I know where your heads at right now. This is a new place where you can interact with entirely different people and you're excited. But, you can't let that excitement turn to ego. You're gonna do stupid things: you're gonna piss people off, make rash decisions, say what you don't mean, take a MASSIVE risk on more than one occasion....it's gonna be bad.
"Wow. How do I, or we turn out after that?"
Oh, we do okay; we're more respectful. We don't flip out as much. We do one-liners and jokes from time to time. We actually think before we make a thread...sometimes.
"Wow. I sound like a pussy."
-_- See? That's it, right there. You have no respect.
"You have no respect! Why don't you grow a pair of walnuts?"
Look, pal, I'm just trying to give you a fresh start.
"I don't need a fresh start, I'm fine the way I am."
Oh really? Try saying that next time you open your mouth and it comes back to bite you the butt.
"Man, I don't need this, I'm outta here."Fine! I don't need to change you! I'll just accept the past and go along with the present. I've been doing that for a while, and I'm doing just fine because of it. Oh, and one more thing.
"What?"
SMACK!
"Ow!"That's for trolling Genevieve!
....(sigh)....well, this turned into something different. At least I can finally get over my past behavior now.
Edited by Firaga Sensei