The muffin man peaks at me through my window. I'm not sure why he does this. It terrifies me to no end. He slowly scrapes a muffin against my window and smiles at me in glee. Why does he do this? Do you think if I bought muffins from him that it would all go away? I mean he has asked me before but I was never in the mood for muffins. What should I do? It's starting to really get to me.

oh my god. Not him!

O_o i was wondering where that muffin man went

Maybe it's dexters dad

Dear Xaon,

 

The muffin is clearly symbolic for your genitalia. By rubbing it suggestively across the window, displaying it, he is in essence saying "I showed you my muffin, now you show me yours."

I say that you should appease him, and display your genitalia through his window.

 

Sincerely,

The Muffin Man

 

P.S. I'm waiting.

Edited March 25, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

Dear Xaon,The muffin is clearly symbolic for your genitalia. By rubbing it suggestively across the window, displaying it, he is in essence saying "I showed you my muffin, now you show me yours."I say that you should appease him, and display your genitalia through his window.Sincerely,The Muffin ManP.S. I'm waiting.

BUt what if he turns it into a muffin? D8

BUt what if he turns it into a muffin? D8

Slap him and say, "Change it back. Now!"

BUt what if he turns it into a muffin? D8

Then Flaming Lea deserves a explanation

Edited March 25, 201312 yr by Noel Vermilion

BUt what if he turns it into a muffin? D8

Please. If 'he' had the power to do that, then he'd already have done it.

Please. If 'he' had the power to do that, then he'd already have done it.

D8 maybe it's a slow process.

D8 maybe it's a slow process.

Oh, it's actually quite fast... I mean, nonsense!

Oh, it's actually quite fast... I mean, nonsense!

hmmm.....

What am I reading?

What am I reading?

The horror story that is my life.

I don't know, but if I were you I'd tell him to go get a life (or go home and rethink his life...that could work well, too ).  From the sound of it, he seriously needs one.

You should make this into a longer story and upload it to the Creepypasta wiki. It could be become a good infamous story like Tails Doll.

You should make this into a longer story and upload it to the Creepypasta wiki. It could be become a good infamous story like Tails Doll.

I've never even read creepypasta so I don't know what Tails Doll is.