Why do they all lay eggs anyway?

 

 

 

 

Look at the wailord!

 

 

 

 

Because live births in a kids game is apparently wrong.  

We all know as children the only thing we wanted to watch was the screaming offspring of an animal crawling out of their nether regions.  

Gamefreak logic clearly

why are we even questioning anything at this point

Except... Mew gave birth. It didn't lay an egg, it specifically says birth. 

I don't think little kids are ready for the pidgeys and the beedrills talk yet.

Why do they all lay eggs anyway?

 

 

 

 

Look at the wailord!

 

 

 

 

Hot Skitty on Wailord Action !!!

 

Also,I think we're looking to those things deeper than we should.

 

If they made the breeding mechanics with birth instead of laying eggs we would've questioned it anyway,and it will sound inappropriate for a kid-friendly franchise to have the female pregnant Pokemon screaming: AAAAHHHH AHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

 

Next thing we'll demand showing sex between Pokemon.

 

Besides: I kinda question how summons and Moogles in Final Fantasy games are born

I guess you can say all the Pokémon are equivalent to the Aves species. 

Edited April 15, 201312 yr by Shana09

Oh brother, all those FB memes are starting to come back to me now. lol

Edited April 16, 201312 yr by OmegaForte