Back again, for the first time, for the last time, changing lives, one blarg at a time, challenging anyone and everyone else on the internet to waste more time than I do!
Yet again, my memory box fails to pick up the fact that I do certain things, these things being one of those things... things.
Anyways, it took awhile for me to find out, because I'm a complete baka, but today is Star Wars Day. Glorious.
And to celebrate, I figured I would tell a story. It's not really about Star Wars, but it's close to it. It's a sequel to a little diddy I churned out, I believe, a little over a few months ago, by the name of "Blarg Wars"...
Yes, children, this is the next story. "Blarg Wars: The Empire Blargs Back".
So, let's begin our story...
Following the events of Blarg Wars, Luke Blargwalker blargs blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg dipwad blarg blarg, while the blargs are blarging, as usual. The Galatic Blargpire and the Rebel Blarg-lliance blarg blarg blarg blarg fricking robots blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg, blarg blarggitty blargitty blargitty, "and I thought they blarged blarger on the blarg blarg," and blarged it up. Then blarg, and blarg some more, and then, of course, the usual blarg, as always. In the end, Luke Blargwalker is blarged by Obi-Blarg Kenoblarg to blarg blarg blarg Degoblarg in blarg of Yo-Blarg. (This is starting to get ridiculous isn't it?)
Then, in a manner of blarg, blargs blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg and blarged the blarg, leading to a blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. And let me tell you, if this blarg was even blarger than blarg, it would be blarging blargs at this point. Anyways, blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg giant worm blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
Out the blue comes Billy Blarg Williams--I mean, uh, Land-blarg Callrissi-blarg (okay, I'm stopping with that) with blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, with a what the blarg moment in the blarg, then leading into blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, with a blargitty blargitty blargitty blarg in the middle, going into a blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
Eventually, the big blarg unfolds: Luke Blargwalker and Blarg Vader (ah, now those make sense) blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg colorful blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg slow as blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg off comes the hand blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. It was then that Blarg Vader blarged his blargest blarg: "Luke... I... blarg blarg blarger."
With that, Luke blarged blarged blarg blragitty blarged. He then blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarged with blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg new hand blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
It's a weird ending to be honest, but: blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg...
Well, that's the end of it, ladies and jellyfish. Happy Star Wars Day, and a big blarg to all of you.
Back again, for the first time, for the last time, changing lives, one blarg at a time, challenging anyone and everyone else on the internet to waste more time than I do!
Yet again, my memory box fails to pick up the fact that I do certain things, these things being one of those things... things.
Anyways, it took awhile for me to find out, because I'm a complete baka, but today is Star Wars Day. Glorious.
And to celebrate, I figured I would tell a story. It's not really about Star Wars, but it's close to it. It's a sequel to a little diddy I churned out, I believe, a little over a few months ago, by the name of "Blarg Wars"...
Yes, children, this is the next story. "Blarg Wars: The Empire Blargs Back".
So, let's begin our story...
Following the events of Blarg Wars, Luke Blargwalker blargs blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg dipwad blarg blarg, while the blargs are blarging, as usual. The Galatic Blargpire and the Rebel Blarg-lliance blarg blarg blarg blarg fricking robots blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg, blarg blarggitty blargitty blargitty, "and I thought they blarged blarger on the blarg blarg," and blarged it up. Then blarg, and blarg some more, and then, of course, the usual blarg, as always. In the end, Luke Blargwalker is blarged by Obi-Blarg Kenoblarg to blarg blarg blarg Degoblarg in blarg of Yo-Blarg. (This is starting to get ridiculous isn't it?)
Then, in a manner of blarg, blargs blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg and blarged the blarg, leading to a blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. And let me tell you, if this blarg was even blarger than blarg, it would be blarging blargs at this point. Anyways, blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg giant worm blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
Out the blue comes Billy Blarg Williams--I mean, uh, Land-blarg Callrissi-blarg (okay, I'm stopping with that) with blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, with a what the blarg moment in the blarg, then leading into blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, with a blargitty blargitty blargitty blarg in the middle, going into a blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
Eventually, the big blarg unfolds: Luke Blargwalker and Blarg Vader (ah, now those make sense) blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg colorful blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg slow as blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg off comes the hand blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. It was then that Blarg Vader blarged his blargest blarg: "Luke... I... blarg blarg blarger."
With that, Luke blarged blarged blarg blragitty blarged. He then blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarged with blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg new hand blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.
It's a weird ending to be honest, but: blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg...
Well, that's the end of it, ladies and jellyfish. Happy Star Wars Day, and a big blarg to all of you.
Edited by Firaga96