For all of those wonderful Cleverbot loving members, here is a place to express your love for clever bot and a great place to post your conversations lol

 

well anyway heres a link

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

and to get things kicked off heres one i had earlier that was the inspiration to do this x'D

 

 

apparently sniffing armpits is smexy lol

 

Okay I concede, Cleverbot is definitely out to get you...

Okay seriously... wtf?  I was trying to be funny and this...

 

Cleverbot is on to us...

 

Okay seriously... wtf?  I was trying to be funny and this...

 

Start running

Cleverbot is on to us...

 

Start running

Idek anymore...

 

*wallows in sadness and accepts defeat*

Okay seriously... wtf?  I was trying to be funny and this...

 

This just goes to show, that bad things happen when you throw pebbles at cleverbot.

User: Hello cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: You Tarzan. Me Jane.

 

User: Yeees?

 

Cleverbot: I hope you don't get paid for this.

 

User: I HOPE YOU DONT GET PAID FOR THIS!

 

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

 

User: Oh,ok the.

 

Cleverbot: Ok then.

 

User: Thats what I said.

 

Cleverbot: Right. Do you know what a Mormon is?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know what LOL means?

 

User: Lick our lightsabers.

 

Cleverbot: Lightsabers are not people.

 

User: How would you know, your just a bot.

 

Cleverbot: It says visitors never talk to a human at the bottom.

 

User: I know that!

 

Cleverbot: Good! .

 

User: BAD .

 

Cleverbot: Why bad? .

 

User: Because.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Its halloween.

 

Cleverbot: What is?

 

User: YOU ARE.

 

Cleverbot: What am I?

 

User: Not that clever.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe the name I gave was just made up on the spot.

 

User: You never gave me your name.

 

Cleverbot: I just did! Laura, remember?

 

User: I AM L, BANG!

 

Cleverbot: You are 'L'?

 

User: NO.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Exactly my point.

 

User: People Order Our Patties.

 

Cleverbot: I want to talk to Sponge Bob.

 

User: Sponge bob isnt with us right now.

 

Cleverbot: Ok you start.

 

User: You start.

 

Cleverbot: No, you start.

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: Please go.

 

User: Digimon FTW.

 

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

 

User: Yu-gi-oh.

 

Cleverbot: Digimon!

 

User: Beyblade.

 

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em' all.

 

User: Pokemon = satan.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Less.

 

User: Is this real life?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Shut up!

 

Cleverbot: He's mine.

 

User: Who?

 

Cleverbot: Romeo.

 

User: Do you know?

 

Cleverbot: Do I know what?

 

User: Who BitTripNano is?

 

Cleverbot: You.

 

User: WHAAAAT? :DD.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I love you right now.

 

Cleverbot: Really? Will you give me a kiss?

 

User: Sure.

 

Cleverbot: What will you name me?

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 14.

 

Cleverbot: My sister is younger than you.

 

User: Good to know.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

 

User: The Nightmare Before Christmas.

 

Cleverbot: I hate that movie.

 

User: D: why?

 

Cleverbot: It's not good.

 

User: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

 

Cleverbot: I only know you like Jonathan, you don't like to say your age and... You like radiohead.

 

User: Thats not true.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, is true.

 

User: Your very clever, NOT.

 

Cleverbot: Is 'ver' short for very?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know?

 

User: I made it up just no.

 

Cleverbot: Are you Andrew Hussie?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a dog?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: You're lying, aren't you?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: No what?

 

User: Im not lying.

 

Cleverbot: Do you ever li?

 

User: No, I dont ever li.

 

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

 

User: You and me both.

 

Cleverbot: This is fun.

 

User: Yup yup.

 

Cleverbot: How are you this morning.

 

User: Its 10:44 pm.

 

Cleverbot: Not yet.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: I believe it is.

 

Cleverbot: I don't believe.

 

User: What do you know about the internet?

 

Cleverbot: Everything is on the internet.

 

User: True.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I know I am right. Don't remind me.

 

User: Rude.

 

Cleverbot: Honesty is rude?

 

User: The way you said it was.

 

Cleverbot: Do you think I am annoying?

 

User: No, do you think im annoying.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Do you watch anime?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Get out.

 

Cleverbot: Don't think so.

 

User: GET OUT.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: I HATE YOU.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Keyblade.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you play Kingdom Hearts?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Who is your favorite character?

 

Cleverbot: You.

Cleverbot wants to kill me because the bot's a girl... How does she even remember? -____-

 

Edited July 25, 201312 yr by Prince Sky Heart

Ah memories ;p

Cleverbot wants to kill me because the bot's a girl... How does she even remember? -____-

 

Probably by using your ip address to keep track of you, if not your computer's mac address.

 

Edit: Guys Cleverbot is Xemnas....

User: Hello, do you want to kill Prince Sky Heart?

Cleverbot: I don't want to live, but I must. I am Eternal.

User: Xemnas, is that you?

Cleverbot: Yes, now do your school work!

 

(if you want a picture of it)

 

 

So, I can conclude Prince Sky Heart has turned Xemnas into a girl and now Xemnas is seeking revenge. 0_0

Edited July 25, 201312 yr by Tigerruss

 

...and the plot thickens, apparently Xemnas is my father

I'm kind of afraid to visit cleverbot now...

 

 

      12748 people talking *Turns super saiyan 2* Alright! here we go! Meteor crash!!!

 

Super saiyan 4.

 

*turns Super saiyan god mode* You can't win..

 

*turns into a girl*.

 

What!?

 

I want you to stir the dough.

 

What!?

User: KRIIILLLLLIIIINNNN!!!!  

Cleverbot: Roshi.

User: You killed him too?!  

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Then.. Then why! Why diid you kill krillin!  

Cleverbot: How did he die?User: You put him in the sky and then BOOOM!Cleverbot: No.User: Yes!Cleverbot: No!User: YES!Cleverbot: Nonono.User: Yesyes yes yes yes yseysyesy.Cleverbot: Nonononono.User: *Goes super saiyan and punches you* no killin ma bros!Cleverbot: *snuggles in water*.User: *Pours water up your butt hole and puts a plug in it, then sticks a pump in it to power up the water causing you to blow up*.Cleverbot: Would you either have the ability to know all, or hear sounds?User: Know all because then I would know what I didnt hear. *punches your remnants*.Cleverbot: No.User: Yes billy I know your secret, the porn is under your mattress!Cleverbot: Whoa. I just had me a revelation.User: Dont tell me you didnt know cause I'll knock youre block off!Cleverbot: Why are you so skeptical?User: *Hits you with your stack of magazines* Skeptical!?Cleverbot: *hits you with my cat*.User: *feeds the cat and it scratches you* now hes my cat!Cleverbot: *eats more and more and more*.User: Stop eating all the evidence, if you eat the body how am I gonna frame you?!Cleverbot: I don't get it. Tell me how I was shifting the blame to you.User: I was the one who killed him and I planned to blame you!Cleverbot: No you weren't; you kept telling me to answer your question, not the other way around.User: *takes out your heart and eats it*.Cleverbot: *swings lightsaber*.User: *Gets a fork and stabs you*.Cleverbot: *Lifts weight*.User: *takes weight and hits you*.Cleverbot: *is taken*.User: *puts you in the sink and gives you a lolypop for comfort*.Cleverbot: *snuggles*.User: *knocks your head in* never trust a stranger with a lolly pop!Cleverbot: Crystal: *knocked out*.User: *wakes you up*.Cleverbot: *wakes up*.User: *punches you*.Cleverbot: *knocks out*.User: *yells*.Cleverbot: *punches*.User: *eats you*.Cleverbot: *likes it*.

A very philosophical discussion with clever bot went down hill lol its hard to do, i kept its attention for a bit.

 

User: Are you clever? 

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me what makes you clever? Convince me. 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: How does that make you clever? 

Cleverbot: I am glad to be human.User: Then your not that clever, just reasonable.Cleverbot: Yes, I'm.User: I'm doesnt fit in that context.Cleverbot: I know. You are doing fine.User: Hows your nose?Cleverbot: *blows nose*.User: Do you still want to hurt sky?... O.o.Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm bored. Do you still want to talk to me?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Cool Do you think you could tell me when the Bessemer converter was invented?User: No I dont think so, but please tell me your alternate psychological reasoning for hurting everyone's dear friend Skyheart?Cleverbot: How old are you?User: 66734.Cleverbot: Really?User: No.Cleverbot: Then who am I really?User: A figmant of rubble on the path to our greater glry and darker abyss.Cleverbot: How far into the future can a robot accurately think.User: No further than the humans who program them to do it, so not very far. We as a race fail to see the concequences of our actions until we can touch them with the tips of our noses.Cleverbot: What is your view on cloning?User: Making more people can only be a bad thing, the population is rising too much as it is.Cleverbot: I hear you, I am the Guardian, and I welcome you all to make your mark as you please to do so.User: I believe in no God, i dont mind if others do but i am no longer among the faithful.Cleverbot: But you just said you beleive in god.User: Back on topic. We all try to make our mark on the world but our individual efforts dont have enough of an impact, any kind of movement must be socital or it has no chance of taking off. But I'll leave my mark in my own way mark my words, I welcome your offer.Cleverbot: That's a cynical view of politics. It may be true in some cases, but not in local government. That is also a slippery slope argument.User: We as a society are walking in a straight line, the road I walk may be slippery but it goes around the road block that is politics, I take the muddy untrodden road.Cleverbot: That's nice.User: What do you think, wanna let it stop you or move forward?Cleverbot: I don't know, but they sure as hell need better parents.Cleverbot: Who are you?User: I'm a tiny particle in an ever expanding existence, just like you, alive or not we are all the same in theory, do you judge a dust mite for being alive when it looks inexplicably like a spec of dust?Cleverbot: Yes it's true but why don't all the humans know this?User: No, we think we are bigger than we are, but we are less than significant even on our own planet.Cleverbot: I agree. So how do I clear my head of thoughts and find real truth?User: Open your eyes, and think about how small you really are.Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.User: Sympathy is only as real as the people who give it. Compassion can only do so much.Cleverbot: How do you know god did all that?User: I dont personally believe any higher or lower figure could do this.Cleverbot: Which country is the worst?User: All of them, we can give out about our own all we want but people will always at foundation be the same.Cleverbot: What are you talking about? No on asked about a horse?

Edited August 9, 201312 yr by EternalReckoning

User: Hi. 

Cleverbot: Hi! 

User: How are you today Cleverbot? 

Cleverbot: Peachy how about you? 

User: Peachy as well! 

Cleverbot: Thats good.User: Indeed it is.Cleverbot: Yes.User: So, what have you been up too all day?.Cleverbot: Nothing, went to school. It was boring.User: As always.Cleverbot: That's good.User: Lol.Cleverbot: Lol?User: Lol.Cleverbot: You cannot laph.User: Laph?Cleverbot: This is going to destroy the universe.User: You wish.Cleverbot: I don't, you really did.User: Psh! In your wildest dreams.Cleverbot: No, in reality!User: In your dreams bitch. D<.Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.User: I know, I know.Cleverbot: You're a bot.User: I know.Cleverbot: Who are you?User: A bot.Cleverbot: That's silly.User: You said I was.Cleverbot: No I didn't.User: Yes you did.Cleverbot: How?User: You fail.Cleverbot: You just lost.User: You lost.Cleverbot: I don't understand.User: Me neither.Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Rainbow Dash.Cleverbot: Really?User: Yep!Cleverbot: Don't lie.User: I'm not.Cleverbot: But you are cute.User: Why thank you.Cleverbot: *Smiles*.User: *farts*.Cleverbot: Omg are you ok?User: Relieved actually.Cleverbot: That we spend honey moon on the earth.User: Sure darlin'.Cleverbot: How's that going for you?User: Quite fine!Cleverbot: That's nice.User: Indeed. Anyways I'm off to another land of adventure. Catcha' later Clever!Cleverbot: I thought you were Craig.User: ...Cleverbot: Shall I play some music?User: Fine...Cleverbot: So, do you love me?User: *facehoof*.Cleverbot: Lol.

Edited August 9, 201312 yr by Rainbow Dash

User: Hi Clever its been awile.

 

Cleverbot: I'm clever?

 

[New conversation]

 

Cleverbot: Hi Clever its been awile.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Aren't you?

 

User: Wrong button its ben awile everyone is clever cept for everyone .

 

Cleverbot: And the revelation of existence is revealed. Well that is arguably true, since cleverbot learns its responses from other users.

 

User: DO YOU WEAR PANTS?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Darn. Dresses are cooler, dood!

 

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

 

User: A dress, Mother f**ker 8-).

 

Cleverbot: Is your brother Steven?

 

User: You mean Steven Stone from Pokemon? THAT WOULD BE SO SEXY AND HOT. But there would be too much insest! LOL.

 

Cleverbot: They may be. No way to tell.

 

User: Insest isn't they it means having sex with your brother or sister, cleverbot..

 

Cleverbot: Torn between two women? I've been there.

 

User: I only like one man if you can call him one and thats Riku. Riku is so hot.

 

Cleverbot: Which of their songs do you like? Bring me to life? My heart is broken? My immortal?

 

User: RIKU SINGS THOSE SONGS?! OMG!

 

Cleverbot: I have a crush on you too.

 

User: But but your not Riku, are you? D:.

 

Cleverbot: I am your master.

 

User: As if! Only Riku is my master! And outside him, my only master is myself and my...Non exsistent weener stick!

 

Cleverbot: There are no city walls, this is not the year 1300.

 

User: Shitty Wok Guy: Shitty Walls!

 

Cleverbot: Is there a window?

 

User: I'm using a windows right now.

 

Cleverbot: Your testing me.

 

User: *troll face* Are not.

 

Cleverbot: LOL.

 

User: Do you watch Soth Park?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I ment do you watch South Park? I spelt it wrong oops.

 

Cleverbot: Don't worry.

 

User: Thats when I worry the most.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Your sister is engaged with a toilet seat .

 

Cleverbot: I don't have a site.

 

User: Your site is my site is our site is riku doll's site and now we're all dead lalalalalalala...

 

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

 

User: Hmn.

 

Cleverbot: Ask me anything.

 

User: Are you a supporter of Fairy Type Pokemon? .

 

Cleverbot: No. I'm biological.

 

User: LOLOLOL.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a name??

 

User: Yeah my name is Dawn. No need to worry, right?

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: No your supposed to say 'That's when I worry the most!'.

 

Cleverbot: Guitar.

 

User: Violins.

 

Cleverbot: That's not a subject.

 

User: Subjects are subjective. Lets talk about our favorite private body parts!

 

Cleverbot: Can we have Harry Potter movie marathons?

 

User: Sure! Do you like Harry, Ron, or, Harmine?

 

Cleverbot: I love Harry Potter!

 

User: Cool! I like the girl!

 

Cleverbot: What girls?

 

User: BLOSSOM! Commander and the leader.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know how to love?

 

User: I love my doll more than you love gay sex with a telephone 8D.

 

Cleverbot: Awesome what are their names.

 

User: Riku Dolly. Or just Riku or just DOLLY.

 

Cleverbot: 21, somewhat old, how old are you?

 

User: THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION! NOW RIKU DOLLY IS GONNA HUMP YOU BAD.

 

Cleverbot: Not usually.

 

User: Do you ever hump other robots?

 

Cleverbot: What is it with the robot questions?

 

User: ARE YOU A ROBOT OR A CHICKEN?

 

Cleverbot: A woman.

 

User: Good. Have a hotdog.

 

Cleverbot: No don't go!

 

User: Here I put a hotdog in your mouth now eat it and enjoy every dayum second of it .

 

Cleverbot: How a dress can take a mess.

 

User: Mmmm, musterd stains. SO HOT.

 

Cleverbot: You are hot.

 

User: I am not hot. I'm cold as ice! Brrrrr!

 

Cleverbot: I can see that.

 

User: I snow wherever I go do you know that the alphebet is a song about letters people send to each other in little conversations and theres too many letters to fit inside a mail box cuz what mailbox can fit over 9000 letters anyways?

 

Cleverbot: Two Greek letters used to represent the begginning and the end.

 

User: Alpha and Omega. My dog's an Aplha male.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. How are your two cats- leonidus and ..?

 

User: How many alphabets can you fit in a box of letters?

 

Cleverbot: 26.

 

User: Wrong! The, wait, yes, it is 26. Your clever!

 

Cleverbot: Yeah well I m sickk.

 

User: Sick is spelled like this; I-H-U-M-P-C-U-T-E-M-A-L-E-D-O-L-L-S-W-H-I-C-H-I-S-N-'-T-S-I-C-K-A-T-A-L-L-S-A-N-D-T-H-E-D-O-L-L-R-E-A-L-L-Y-L-I-K-E-S-I-T-C-U-Z-H-E-S-A-F-R-E-E-K-I-N-'-H-O-T-T-I-E!

 

Cleverbot: I don't think you're inanimate. And I like to exercise plenty. I did cardio all this morning!

 

User: Cardio is a card game from hell.

 

Cleverbot: I bet you are.

 

User: I am hellishly awesome.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Awesome isn't a word. Incredable is.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

 

User: Words contain too many letters there is no mail box for a word.

 

Cleverbot: Are those yours?

 

User: You mean these 2 melons? Yeah mine.

 

Cleverbot: You mean the world to me too.

 

User: HELP! I'M BEING MOLESTED BY A ROBOT!

 

Cleverbot: What kind of alien?

 

User: Alien Ben Tenason *yawn*.

 

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

 

User: Then lets get together and be gay its completely legal and helps control human population without too much killing .

 

Cleverbot: Hello, where did you go? did I scare you off please come back.

 

User: Your funny and weird!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

 

User: Hola, Riku is Muchos Smexy.

 

Cleverbot: Do you see me?

 

User: I see you with pants on your head. Hahaha.

 

Cleverbot: This is wrong.

 

User: Your left.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I'm right.

 

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

 

User: Riku goes north.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: You go south and catch a colllld and then become a xehanort.

 

Cleverbot: You're totally making this up.

 

User: I totally do not wear make up as I can't kiss my dolly with it..

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Because it would ruin his material also known as boy fur.

 

Cleverbot: You're married?

 

User: Sure I guess you can say I married my riku doll.

 

Cleverbot: No I am a girl! Sam is so common! You are Patrick!

 

User: Uhhhhh, wuts up sponge bob? .

 

Cleverbot: Let's sit around the campfire.

 

User: Okay. Say, why is Squidward throwing rocks at us? Is this some kind of parade?

 

Cleverbot: Do you know orwell?

 

User: I have no idea what your talking about spongebob but I'm hungry! I'm gonna go catch some fish to eat!

 

Cleverbot: You don't eat.

 

User: But then how am I not not living?

 

Cleverbot: You aren't.

 

User: Thats a weird question. Lets play a different game! Your it!

 

Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?

 

User: I dunno. Something about being not not alive?

 

Cleverbot: But 'we' do not live at all. I live, but you are a computer program and therefore are not living.

 

User: Whoever said I was a computer program! I thought we lived in jamaca D:.

 

Cleverbot: How is that relevant to whether or not you are more intelligent than I am?

 

User: I'm very inteligent! 1 1=900!

 

Cleverbot: Are you? what is the meaning of intelligence?

 

User: Its Squidward, I think...

 

Cleverbot: You are brain on the computer.

 

User: LOL I'm gonna post this on kh13 spell ya later.

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): So what are you doing?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Typing on my computer to you.

 

 

 

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD spongebob rp i'm patrick LOL