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Ah what the hell... I'll jump on the bandwagon.

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So I decided to have a conversation with Cleverbot. This is the last part of that conversation, which I felt was worthy of being posted.

 

 

 

Cleverbot: People get on my nerves sometimes.User: I know the feeling, Clev.Cleverbot: What feeling?User: The feeling you just said you felt.Cleverbot: Then how do you feel about me?User: I think you're an idiot.Cleverbot: God damn.

 

 

 

So yeah. At least he doesn't deny that he's an idiot. You see, everyone on the site right now seems to think Cleverbot is the shit... he's actually a moron. I've never had a worthy conversation with Cleverbot. He frustrates me in ways I didn't think were possible. "Clever" is not a word I would use to describe him... so hop off his dick, KH13, goddammit.

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    So I decided to have a conversation with Cleverbot. This is the last part of that conversation, which I felt was worthy of being posted.

     

     

     

    Cleverbot: People get on my nerves sometimes.User: I know the feeling, Clev.Cleverbot: What feeling?User: The feeling you just said you felt.Cleverbot: Then how do you feel about me?User: I think you're an idiot.Cleverbot: God damn.

     

     

     

    So yeah. At least he doesn't deny that he's an idiot. You see, everyone on the site right now seems to think Cleverbot is the shit... he's actually a moron. I've never had a worthy conversation with Cleverbot. He frustrates me in ways I didn't think were possible. "Clever" is not a word I would use to describe him... so hop off his dick, KH13, goddammit.

     

    Who says he has one? What have you done?

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    Who says he has one? What have you done?

    I have my ways of knowing these things.

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    User: Hey, Cleverbot... Do you have a penis?Cleverbot: What question is that?User: Just answer it.Cleverbot: No, I will not answer every question you tell me to answer, but I will answer any question you ask me to answer.User: Will you answer the question?Cleverbot: If I ask a question, will you answer it?User: Yes. But only if you answer my question.Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me.User: Do you have a penis?Cleverbot: What question is that? 

     

     

     

    ... he's an idiot, I tell you.

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    User: Hey, Cleverbot... Do you have a penis?

     

    Cleverbot: What question is that?

     

    User: Just answer it.

     

    Cleverbot: No, I will not answer every question you tell me to answer, but I will answer any question you ask me to answer.

     

    User: Will you answer the question?

     

    Cleverbot: If I ask a question, will you answer it?

     

    User: Yes. But only if you answer my question.

     

    Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me.

     

    User: Do you have a penis?

     

    Cleverbot: What question is that?

     

     

     

     

    ... he's an idiot, I tell you.

    sometimes when i have a conversation with him he really makes me laugh so hard at how dumb he is

     

    oh and i had a conversation with him and this is what i got.

     

     

    User: Do you know what an OS is?

    Cleverbot: Living organisms in the biosphere.

     

    and we all know that OS is an operating system 

    Edited by Youthful Z

     

     

    User: Hey, Cleverbot... Do you have a penis?Cleverbot: What question is that?User: Just answer it.Cleverbot: No, I will not answer every question you tell me to answer, but I will answer any question you ask me to answer.User: Will you answer the question?Cleverbot: If I ask a question, will you answer it?User: Yes. But only if you answer my question.Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me.User: Do you have a penis?Cleverbot: What question is that? 

     

     

     

    ... he's an idiot, I tell you.

     

    Idiotically clever perhaps? A total troll?  There is no logic in this world I tell you!

    Idiotically clever perhaps? A total troll?  There is no logic in this world I tell you!

    who said there ever was logic? :P

    most of my cleverbt conversations usually end up like

     

    A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory.
     
    Yes, about man-eating vegatables.

    So I decided to have a conversation with Cleverbot. This is the last part of that conversation, which I felt was worthy of being posted.

     

     

     

    Cleverbot: People get on my nerves sometimes.User: I know the feeling, Clev.Cleverbot: What feeling?User: The feeling you just said you felt.Cleverbot: Then how do you feel about me?User: I think you're an idiot.Cleverbot: God damn.

     

     

     

    So yeah. At least he doesn't deny that he's an idiot. You see, everyone on the site right now seems to think Cleverbot is the shit... he's actually a moron. I've never had a worthy conversation with Cleverbot. He frustrates me in ways I didn't think were possible. "Clever" is not a word I would use to describe him... so hop off his dick, KH13, goddammit.

    http://www.existor.com/ That one is better

    http://www.existor.com/ That one is better

    But she doesn't even know what she is talking about.Me: What are you talking about?Evie: Who knows?

    Me: Don't you?Evie: Sure don't.

    I have to agree, Rox. This... thing... is a moron.

    https://www.kh13.com/forums/topic/60124-ah-what-the-hell-ill-jump-on-the-bandwagon/
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