SHOPPING LIST: 

 

Lemon Dishsoap

 

Paper Towels 

 

Hair Gel ( WE KNOW YOUR SECRET, ROXAS!!! ) 

 

Hair Dye: Red ( YOURS TOO AXEL!!!) 

 

 

Nair, 2 Cans ( For Larxene ) 

 

Minty Fresh Deodorant ( Hide in Vexens dresser as a HINT TO SHOWER MORE, YOU STINKY FREAK!!!!) 

 

Batteries 

 

Dog Food ( Demyx has become weirder than normal....) 

 

Knives  ( Don't think so, Xaldin!) 

 

Black tee shirt, black nail polish ( For Zexion. I really don't want to know.) 

 

GQ and SPORTS MONTHLY magazines ( For Axel... O.O ) 

 

Candy ( For Roxas ) 

 

Razorblades ( Do not mix with candy!! <--- Remember this!!!) 

 

Flamethrower ( For Xion. ) 

 

How To Cheat At Cards book ( For Luxord )

 

Roses, lillies, and sunflowers ( For Marluxia, no duh...) 

 

Blade Sharpener 

 

Kitten ( For Lexaeus, that softy ) 

 

Sledge Hammer ( Never mind that kitten.... ) 

 

Fan ( For Xaldin ) 

 

Gun Cleaner Kit ( For Xigbar ) 

 

DoorToDarkness  ( Damnitt Xemnas!!!) 

 

Spraypaint, Red ( Also for Larxene. This may be a bad idea....) 

 

 

 

A knife to Stab Axel  Cut Lettece. 

LETTECE IS GOOOOOWWWD!!!

Dem Dem 

 

Earplugs and coloured pencils

Namine  ^_^ 

 

Bomb ( For My bedroom door ) 

Larxene 

 

 

 

 

Sora's Keyblade  ( DAMNITT XEMNAS!!!) 

 

 

I DO NOT DYE MY HAIR!!!

Axel 

 

 

Can I get a dog collar? 

Dem Dem 

 

Rat Poison ( DO NOT MIX WITH CANDY! <--- Remember This!!!!!) 

 

Gasoline, a lighter, matches, and some aresoal spraycans, please. 

xion 

 

Hanna Montana CD

Dem Dem                     ( No... Just NO. ) 

 

 

Temporary Tattoo Kit ( For Roxas. )

 

 Tattoo Kit ( For Xion ) 

 

I Love Death Tee ( For Zexion ) 

 

I Do NOT smell.

Vexen 

 

^

Liar.   

 

Dog biscuts, leesh, tags

Dem Dem 

 

Chocolate Donoughts ( Yum. ) 

 

New TV Remote ( Because Xaldin SMASHED the other one when someone changed the channel of The Young and The Restless....) 

 

Toilet Paper ( Less said, the better...)

 

New Doorknob for dungeon cell 

 

Grease for dungeon cell hinges 

 

New dungeon cell 

 

GUN TO KILL MARLUXIA WITH!!!!!!

Larxene 

 

Well I looked prettier in that hat than you anyway, so

Marly

 

 

 

 

Epic Mickey Game

Dem Dem                         ( Have you lost your mind????? ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

condoms  <---- WHO WROTE THIS??!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note: I was bored, cut me some slack. 

Edited October 2, 201312 yr by TheTimidLight

You forgot hair gel for Roxas and Axel

You forgot hair gel for Roxas and Axel

I'm adding that. 

( also, sorry type got messed up in bits: my computers being a bisch today.) 

I question only one thing why would Xion need a Flamethrower  :huh:

I question only one thing why would Xion need a Flamethrower  :huh:

It's better left unknown. 

Since this was fun to write, I'm gonna keep adding to it, and not alot of it will make sense. 

It's comedy: it's best not to question the logic. 

It's better left unknown. 

Since this was fun to write, I'm gonna keep adding to it, and not alot of it will make sense. 

It's comedy: it's best not to question the logic. 

Well in that case 

 

Well in that case 

 

 

Why didn't Roxas get some sea salt ice cream..... 

I'm adding that. ( also, sorry type got messed up in bits: my computers being a bisch today.)

Lol nice, and got it!

 

Dog Food ( Demyx has become weirder than normal....) 

 

Sorry. I'm gonna keep updating it. 

ALL WILL BE REVELED!!!

 

( Except Larxene's Nair: that's self-explainatory ) 

Why didn't Roxas get some sea salt ice cream..... 

It's an ongoing deal. 

This list is supposed to be a YEARS worth of shopping, so it may go on for a while. 

Don't forget the paper tissues for Axel everytime he sees Roxas on the shower

Don't forget the paper tissues for Axel everytime he sees Roxas on the shower

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lexaeus of all people wanting a kitten

This... This is too awesome

OMG gennious x'''3

 

SOO FUNNY

 

XDDDDDDD

When I read the title I immediately thought of this. Young children......don't watch, your brain may melt

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uk0TUCqhJQ

 

 

Demyx with the Hannah Montana CD

Edited September 27, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13

Lexaeus of all people wanting a kitten xDThis... This is too awesome

Well, then the sledge hammer....

When I read the title I immediately thought of this. Young children......don't watch, your brain may melt

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uk0TUCqhJQ

 

 

Demyx with the Hannah Montana CD

I LOVE THAT VIDEO!!!!  

Hey guys: keep checking back to this: instead of constantly reposting the list in qote's, I'm just adding to it, so it's not showing up as a newly updated thread. 

So, basicly, keep tuned in for the Org. 13 craziness, and any weird/funny/crazy/sexual requests for the list will be added. 

Peace. 

I'm out of funny ideas...

Any requests? 

So, basicly, keep tuned in for the Org. 13 craziness, and anysexual requests for the list will be added.  

Xion asking for "toys" to play with Roxas

 

Other than that... I got nothing for now. OATHKEEPER!

Edited October 3, 201312 yr by Javelin434

"And a knife, to stab Axel, I mean cut lettuce!

LETTUCE IS GOOOD!"

Do I read a reference in that?! If only I can remember where thats from, and then Namine responds

'Yeah hes right, Lettuce is good"

hahaha

"And a knife, to stab Axel, I mean cut lettuce!

LETTUCE IS GOOOD!"

Do I read a reference in that?! If only I can remember where thats from, and then Namine responds

'Yeah hes right, Lettuce is good"

hahaha

Crap, she's onto me.

* runs away *

 

 

Yeah, I borrowed that one: you got me.