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I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story.

SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER INSTEAD OF SHIFT.
I will post my story in a few moments! Check back in like 5-10 minutes.

I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run.
One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me.

"God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways.

"But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded.

"You'll never find out if you die now!"
I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building.

With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God.

After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god.

It all made since.

Vengful
Loving
Child-knowing
Eternal

Elmo
was god.

And he loved me... and I loved him.

and that is when I realized...
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No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters.

I love you too, Elmo.

Edited by Admiral Antoine

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No your wrong Riku is God and Lightning i guess would be the Godess who rules after him....

 

WHY CAN'T THE GIRL GO FIRST!...i blame my loyalty to the adorable kh boi xP

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You're just a bunch of non-believers. ELMO IS GOING TO SEND YOU ALL TO MUPPET LAND, LIKE HE DID KERMIT!

You're just a bunch of non-believers. ELMO IS GOING TO SEND YOU ALL TO MUPPET LAND, LIKE HE DID KERMIT!

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ALL HAIL LORD GOOMY!!!

I liked this i mean....elmo shall punish you

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You're so fvcking deep, I can't even see you anymore.

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I'll bet that xehanort is actually Lindsay lohan and Elmo is one of the 13 darknesses

I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story.

 

SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER INSTEAD OF SHIFT.

I will post my story in a few moments! Check back in like 5-10 minutes.

 

I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run.

One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me.

 

"God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways.

 

"But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded.

 

"You'll never find out if you die now!"

I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building.

 

With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God.

 

After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god.

 

It all made since.

 

Vengful

Loving

Child-knowing

Eternal

 

Elmo

was god.

 

And he loved me... and I loved him.

 

and that is when I realized...

Posted Image

 

No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters.

 

I love you too, Elmo.

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