I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story.
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I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run. One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me.
"God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways.
"But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded.
"You'll never find out if you die now!" I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building.
With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God.
After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god.
It all made since.
Vengful Loving Child-knowing Eternal
Elmo was god.
And he loved me... and I loved him.
and that is when I realized...
No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters.
I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story.

SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER INSTEAD OF SHIFT.
I will post my story in a few moments! Check back in like 5-10 minutes.
I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run.
One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me.
"God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways.
"But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded.
"You'll never find out if you die now!"
I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building.
With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God.
After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god.
It all made since.
Vengful
Loving
Child-knowing
Eternal
Elmo
was god.
And he loved me... and I loved him.
and that is when I realized...
No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters.
I love you too, Elmo.
Edited by Admiral Antoine