RoxSox threw down a towel over the sand, and laid on it. His parents brought him here to relax and unwind while they got important errands done. He stretched out over it when he heard two voices nearby. He looked over and saw two girls, a blonde and a redhead, both in skimpy bikinis. 'Wow, that redhead looks like Piper Fawn, and the blonde looks like that one pornstar Snow likes.' He felt he couldn't take his eyes off of them. Naturally, he was getting pretty aroused. He looked away for a moment to let his rager calm down so he could get up and go make a move when he heard what sounded like crabs scuttling over sand. He turned his head the other direction and saw a horde of crabs scuttling towards him. before he could get up and run away, some crabs coming from the opposite side laid over his arms and dug their pincers into the sand, another set doing the same to his legs. "HELP!" He yelled, but the girls he saw had already gone to the other side of the beach. He felt a crab scuttle up in between his legs and heard a claw snip at something. He looked at the crab who was cutting at his jeans and watched in horror as it started to rape him. "HE--" He tried to scream again when a crab laid over his mouth. He instead tried to scream using his throat but it came out sounding like a dog whimpering with a tight collar on. His body betrayed him and he blew like a whale into the crab, which fell aside as another crab climbed onto him. He shut his eyes tightly and tried his best to envision watching an episode of Psych and completely block out reality. It didn't work.
He was in for a long day that involved tears, crabs, and more crabs.
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