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Things that actually happened to me

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In no particular order

 

Falling over on my knees in cross country and being laughed at

 

Doodling bewbs everywhere in primary school and being accused of being a lesbian by other 10/9 year olds

 

Drinking my choclate milk and chilling when my rachet friend puts a c nd m in her mouth and spits it on my face

 

There was one incident where my class was walking to the gym and we all stopped because someone spotted a yellow c nd  m on the floor. We went around.....

 

Walking with all the other classes in my year when I bang into a pole face first. 

 

Getting my toy sword confiscated in class

 

Living so close to my primary school, that my cat followed me into the classroom. He had to sit outside and my friends patted him at lunch xD (It was literally my house - oval - the school. he just went over the oval. The houses only had a small walking path separating them from the schools oval)

 

Nearly getting run over. Twice

 

Getting hugged and asked out by a little boy when I was 13. He asked if we could bang. I was like :WTF

Creepy......I ran away xD

 

Bitten by a squirrel in london.

 

The only time I've been bitten by a bee is when I stepped on one. No seriously, I went in bushes and didn't get stung but a bee that was on grass stung my foot....then again I was running barefoot chasing a doge...

 

Nearly being fined by a french train officer.

 

FML

 

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That kid is my hero. Got mad balls.

 

As a Londoner yeah those squirrels can be jerks. Gotta intimidate them so they go elsewhere.

 

...Condom (was seeing if c nd m was intentional or not)

That kid is my hero. Got mad balls.

 

As a Londoner yeah those squirrels can be jerks. Gotta intimidate them so they go elsewhere.

 

...Condom (was seeing if c nd m was intentional or not)

condom...i can't believe i had trouble figuring that out .-.I kept wondering if a C nd M was something kids in America carry around xD

condom...i can't believe i had trouble figuring that out .-.I kept wondering if a C nd M was something kids in America carry around xD

 

X'DDDD LOL

 

(But I think Kittens is Australian)

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X'DDDD LOL

 

(But I think Kittens is Australian)

Pfft lol

 

I'm Australian. I think was a prank. xD

That kid is my hero. Got mad balls.

 

As a Londoner yeah those squirrels can be jerks. Gotta intimidate them so they go elsewhere.

 

...Condom (was seeing if c nd m was intentional or not)

._. Mad balls indeed lmao

I was once accused of being in a death cult by my school when the Emo phase first came out 'cause I had the lyrics of Nightwish on my books, and my 3 close friends in school all happened to have an immediate family member who died, like I purposefully searched them out because their mother/sister's died and was obsessed with death.  

Nearly getting run over. Twice

Ohhhh i nearly get run over alot (but my sister is always with me when that happens)

 

Pfft lol

 

I'm Australian. I think was a prank. xD

._. Mad balls indeed lmao

Wait do you live in Australia or no.

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Ohhhh i nearly get run over alot (but my sister is always with me when that happens)

 

Wait do you live in Australia or no.

I do indeed live in the big island known as straya

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