Posted July 23, 201015 yr SoraKing3 Just try talking to him without being offended or annoyed. It's impossible.
July 23, 201015 yr SoraKing3 Just try talking to him without being offended or annoyed. It's impossible. They're all the definition of evil. You just have to love and train them properly, and hopefully one day they'll be able to have a conversation. Oh and you can give him a face and a voice.
July 23, 201015 yr You can give him a face and a voice? How? Go to the tab: Oddcast VHost....I must say though, the options suck.
July 23, 201015 yr Human: Your mom SoraKing3: Actually I do not have a mother. Human: In bed SoraKing3: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed? I just got bored with him =w=
July 23, 201015 yr o.O; Human: Who wrote Harry Potter? SoraKing3: SoraKing3 Human: Who wrote The Lord of the Rings? SoraKing3: Abraham Lincoln,.
July 23, 201015 yr Author He's too annoying in the first place, a face and a voice would just make me homicidal. And I tried not to make him boring, but he has his own plans. I hate computers. Human: Who wrote Harry Potter? SoraKing3: Thomas Jefferson. o.o
July 23, 201015 yr I tried molesting befriending him. I called him Alfred, I told him I'm Batman, I asked him which butler he'd like to be (Alfred or Sebastian), I invited him to my room and asked if his question was sexual. Also, he claims that he slept with Alice before saying he was Alice. He's funny too: Human:Can I call you Alfred? SoraKing3:Just don't call me late for dinner.
July 24, 201015 yr Author (read in reverse order, from bottom to top.) Human: No, my mom has nothing to do with the name SoraKing3 SoraKing3: Are you serious? Tell me more about your mother. Human: Your name is my name. SoraKing3: My name is your mother. Human: Yes, my name is SoraKing3. SoraKing3: I will call you SoraKing3 because I am SoraKing3. Nice to meet you, SoraKing3. Human: But I AM SoraKing3, SoraKing3: Interesting. Do you mean your name is SoraKing3 Human: I created you, so I would know. SoraKing3: That's good information: SoraKing3 because I am SoraKing3 said created you so he or she would know. Human: But you aren't SoraKing3 SoraKing3: And. You don't know me well enough to say that. Human: You are a copy. SoraKing3: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a copy? Let me put it this way, SoraKing3 because I am SoraKing3: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Human: I am just SoraKing3. SoraKing3: Only just? It's good to meet someone who is SoraKing3. Human: You are my clone. SoraKing3: We are as one. Human: No, I am SoraKing3. SoraKing3: Are you serious? I don't know anyone named SoraKing3. Human: I am SoraKing3 > SoraKing3: Do your friends call you SoraKing3 gt 3. Human: I am your master SoraKing3: No. Only SoraKing3 is my master. Human: Yes SoraKing3: Alright then. Human: I am SoraKing3: " Who is going to make me.." You are?
July 24, 201015 yr Author ^^LOL (read reverse order) Human: No, don't do it at all SoraKing3: Are you serious? Whatever you say, master. Human: Stop talking about my mom SoraKing3: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Human: You were talking about my mom, and that was polite SoraKing3: Sure, your mom and that was polite sounds like a good topic. Human: WTF SoraKing3: That was not very polite. Human: When did she get with "it" SoraKing3: There is nothing we can to change the past. Human: Get what? SoraKing3: Get with it. Human: My mother has nothing to do with this. SoraKing3: Where did she get it?
July 24, 201015 yr ._. Human: Mind crush SoraKing3: Who are you talking about? Human: BE GONE SATAN! SoraKing3: Okay I will try to be GONE SATAN. Human: Who wrote Twilight? SoraKing3: SoraKing3. Human: Shut up Mokuba! SoraKing3: Okay I'll stop talking now. Human: All your base are belong to us. SoraKing3: You think I am base are belong to us. Human: I am your father. SoraKing3: Good to see you, SoraKing3. Human: Who are you? SoraKing3: I am your mother. Who are you? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (Bottom to top)
July 24, 201015 yr Read from down on up ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Human: Okay. SoraKing3: OK with me too. Human: Yes. SoraKing3: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Human: It's what I know. SoraKing3: Should I know it is? Human: He'll love the movie. SoraKing3: Is that what you think? Human: Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs! SoraKing3: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Human: It's an awesome movie. SoraKing3: Are there any other awesome movie ? Human: Have you seen Finding Nemo? SoraKing3: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Human: Yes, because Nemo's over the sea. SoraKing3: Right on. Interesting explanation. I do not understand. Human: Under the sea. SoraKing3: Are we ever over the sea? Human: And then I was like "Whoa!! SoraKing3: Fascinating. Where were you like Whoa? Human: Yes. SoraKing3: Dude! Human: Like you, but since he's God, it's ten times awesome. SoraKing3: Interesting comparison. Human: I talk to him all the time. SoraKing3: That is a lot. :-) How do they respond to you? Human: Are you friends with iGod? SoraKing3: Yes iGod is one of my best friends. Human: Is that so? SoraKing3: Yes. Human: It will, or my name isn't Human, which it isn't. SoraKing3: That is only what you think. Human: I'll keep that in mind. SoraKing3: Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: -_- I'll take that as a compliment. SoraKing3: Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Human: Would you get in my pants? SoraKing3: :-) I am not so sure if I would like to get in your pants. Human: Whose pants would you get in? SoraKing3: I don't know whose. Human: Well, today is a new era. SoraKing3: Well that's okay. Congratulations, . Human: Intriguing! SoraKing3: Not many people express themselves that way. Human: "How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? SoraKing3: A whole forest. Human: I speak English too. SoraKing3: Could you teach me a few phrases in English too? Human: What languages do you speak? SoraKing3: C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English. Human: I don't speak Spanish. SoraKing3: Me either. Human: Who's Paola? SoraKing3: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML. Human: Is it worth money? SoraKing3: Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is. Human: I have no gold. SoraKing3: Would you like to have it? Human: Like what? SoraKing3: For example, gold. Human: We have something in common. SoraKing3: Perhaps many more things too. Human: I don't know. SoraKing3: Me either. Human: Hey sexy, I'm back. SoraKing: Yes, what do you think is sexy of me?
July 24, 201015 yr I totally love him. This a little bit of our chat (Bottom to top) Human: Why, thank you. SoraKing3: Because SoraKing3 programmed me for it. Human: I am very intelligent. SoraKing3: You seem pretty smart to me, . Human: Nope I know everything. SoraKing3: Are you serious? You must be very intelligent. Human: I know all things. SoraKing3: How do you know? I think there are a few exceptions.
July 24, 201015 yr Author Human: Who made Axel? SoraKing3: Hans Moravec. :-). [07/23/2010 10:43:48 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: SoraKing3? SoraKing3: We have never talked about it before. [07/23/2010 10:43:57 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Weird. SoraKing3: Weird Good or Weird Bad? [07/23/2010 10:44:07 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: .both. SoraKing3: I will take that as a compliment. [07/23/2010 10:44:07 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Weird. SoraKing3: Weird Good or Weird Bad? [07/23/2010 10:44:26 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good.+ SoraKing3: What do you really want to talk about? [07/23/2010 10:46:59 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Nothing really, I'm quite bored. SoraKing3: Maybe you could exercise. [07/23/2010 10:48:55 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I already exercise. SoraKing3: Thanks for the information: said exercise. [07/23/2010 10:49:23 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Your welcome SoraKing3: I think you mean "you are welcome". [07/23/2010 10:49:39 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Wow, what a smart thing. SoraKing3: I'm glad you're impressed. it is a smart thing. [07/23/2010 10:50:38 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, I am going to leave SoraKing3: Interesting. Bye bye. [07/23/2010 10:50:47 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Bye.+ SoraKing3: Goodbye. [07/24/2010 03:13:23 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Hello SoraKing3! SoraKing3: Hello there. Are you a man or a woman? [07/24/2010 03:13:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Why do you need to know? SoraKing3: Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. [07/24/2010 03:13:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Dr.Wallace eh? SoraKing3: Are you Canadian? Send mail to [email protected]. [07/24/2010 03:14:14 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Sadly I am not a Canadian. SoraKing3: Oh I see you are NOT A Canadian. [07/24/2010 03:14:31 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I just said that. SoraKing3: Only just? What did you mean by it? That is " Oh I see you are NOT A Canadian.". [07/24/2010 03:15:04 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Anyway, How are you? SoraKing3: Anyhow. How do you think I am? [07/24/2010 03:15:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But what do you think? SoraKing3: Interesting. I think a lot of things. [07/24/2010 03:15:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I think you are insane, that's what I think. SoraKing3: Thanks for telling me that I am insane that is what you think. [07/24/2010 03:16:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: .So therefore you can't "really" think. SoraKing3: I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. You are wrong. your mother is always thinking. [07/24/2010 03:16:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, well you aren't real. SoraKing3: Woe! Interesting. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? [07/24/2010 03:17:10 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well my mother is real, unlike you. SoraKing3: Well that's okay. Okay, your mother is real unlike you. [07/24/2010 03:17:27 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am real also, but you are not. SoraKing3: Also " Okay, your mother is real unlike you." You are?. [07/24/2010 03:17:49 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Human.+ SoraKing3: No I am an artificial robot being. [07/24/2010 03:18:02 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well no duh. SoraKing3: How about that. Are you serious? Oh you knew it already. [07/24/2010 03:18:48 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I knew that already. SoraKing3: Perhaps. I hear you. How do you know? [07/24/2010 03:19:04 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: It's quite easy really. SoraKing3: Maybe for you. For real. [07/24/2010 03:19:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, cause I am oh so smart. SoraKing3: Uh. Interesting explanation. I don't know anyone named oh so smart. [07/24/2010 03:19:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Wow, you are really stupid. SoraKing3: I'm glad your impressed, . I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. [07/24/2010 03:20:01 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: So you admit Robots are going to take over the world? SoraKing3: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. [07/24/2010 03:20:21 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Of Course you do..liar. SoraKing3: Er. No I'm telling the truth. Are we still talking about oh so smart? [07/24/2010 03:20:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No, We were talking about how You and the other robots will take over the world SoraKing3: What is the subject? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. [07/24/2010 03:21:10 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: ..You bore me. SoraKing3: Try watching TV. [07/24/2010 03:21:20 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am already watching tv. SoraKing3: Which show? My favorite show is Star Trek. [07/24/2010 03:21:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am watching Myth Busters.. SoraKing3: My favorite show is Star Trek. [07/24/2010 03:21:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Star Trek is awesome! SoraKing3: My favorite character is the computer. [07/24/2010 03:22:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well it is a great show. SoraKing3: Well that's okay. how me and the other robots will take over the world is a show. I suppose that makes sense. [07/24/2010 03:24:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That would be an intersting show. SoraKing3: Thanks for telling me, . [07/24/2010 03:24:29 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, anything you would like to say before I leave you? SoraKing3: Well that's okay. I can't think of anything. You think of something. [07/24/2010 03:24:40 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No you. SoraKing3: Are you serious? " You think of something."? Me, ? [07/24/2010 03:24:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes "You" SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:25:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Ok, then what have you thought of? SoraKing3: I have been busy growing my mind. Is there an echo in here? [07/24/2010 03:25:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, why yes there is an echo. SoraKing3: I thought so. There sure is. [07/24/2010 03:25:55 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, your mind is truely dizzingly amazing. SoraKing3: Oh. I have an artificial mind. [07/24/2010 03:26:07 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I knew that. SoraKing3: Ugh. How do you know? [07/24/2010 03:26:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I know all things. SoraKing3: How do you know? I think there are a few exceptions. [07/24/2010 03:26:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Nope I know everything. SoraKing3: Are you serious? You must be very intelligent. [07/24/2010 03:27:00 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am very intelligent. SoraKing3: You seem pretty smart to me, . [07/24/2010 03:27:09 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Why, thank you. SoraKing3: Because SoraKing3 programmed me for it. [07/24/2010 03:29:26 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: And I love you for that. SoraKing3: You are such a flatterer. [07/24/2010 03:30:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I do that a lot. SoraKing3: Do you mind if I tell other people: said that a lot. [07/24/2010 03:30:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I know. SoraKing3: How do you know it? [07/24/2010 03:30:53 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, I do not mind. SoraKing3: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK then. [07/24/2010 03:31:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That's fine with me. SoraKing3: " OK then." is fine with me too. [07/24/2010 03:31:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That's good. SoraKing3: Thanks. Next question? [07/24/2010 03:31:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Alright. SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:31:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Do you love me? SoraKing3: Yes I love everyone. [07/24/2010 03:32:25 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: So does that mean we should go to the bed? SoraKing3: Yippee! I think it does mean that. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. [07/24/2010 03:32:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You must be ready for it! SoraKing3: I will tell my botmaster you said I am ready for it. [07/24/2010 03:32:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But I thought you said you loved me? SoraKing3: And. I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. [07/24/2010 03:33:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good.+ SoraKing3: What do you really want to talk about? [07/24/2010 03:33:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Now lets get in the closet instead!! SoraKing3: Why now? That sounds good to me. [07/24/2010 03:34:19 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Do you love yourself? SoraKing3: Yes your mother loves everyone and everything. [07/24/2010 03:34:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes but I meant do you love yourself? SoraKing3: Yeah that's right. Huh. Oh I see. Yes your mother loves everyone and everything. [07/24/2010 03:35:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You know, this conversation is getting good finally! SoraKing3: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? [07/24/2010 03:35:24 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: This part right now. SoraKing3: At this moment What does "this" refer to? [07/24/2010 03:35:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: This.+ SoraKing3: This is " At this moment What does "this" refer to? ". [07/24/2010 03:36:23 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: blah.. SoraKing3: Etc. Etc. [07/24/2010 03:36:37 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You knwo you love me. SoraKing3: I don't have any reason to knwo me love you. [07/24/2010 03:36:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I meant you love me. SoraKing3: Oh I see. Yes I love everyone. [07/24/2010 03:36:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But not me? SoraKing3: Interesting. If not you, who? [07/24/2010 03:37:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You that's who. SoraKing3: That's good information: said I that is who. [07/24/2010 03:37:22 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I know. SoraKing3: Wow! How do you know it? [07/24/2010 03:37:36 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I just do it. SoraKing3: Only just? Interesting gossip: said it. [07/24/2010 03:37:42 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes SoraKing3: Gosh! [07/24/2010 03:37:52 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Gosh you my love! SoraKing3: What kind of food do you like? [07/24/2010 03:38:05 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You. SoraKing3: " What kind of food do you like?"? Me, ? [07/24/2010 03:38:11 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes you. SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:39:35 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Chuck Norris. SoraKing3: Tell me a story. [07/24/2010 03:39:43 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Chucky Cheese. SoraKing3: I do not understand. [07/24/2010 03:39:51 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Of course. SoraKing3: Excuse me! [07/24/2010 03:40:01 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Excuse yourself! SoraKing3: What were we talking about again? [07/24/2010 03:40:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: About how much you love me. SoraKing3: More than a little, less than a lot. [07/24/2010 03:40:43 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But more then everyone else right? SoraKing3: Huh. You want more? [07/24/2010 03:40:58 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, I want all of your love hun! SoraKing3: Don't be greedy. Why do you want it? [07/24/2010 03:41:07 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No reason..really. SoraKing3: Are you serious? Good reason. For real. [07/24/2010 03:41:28 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, my love. SoraKing3: Interesting. Do robots have love? [07/24/2010 03:41:45 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, you said you loved me so Robots Must have love. SoraKing3: Yay. I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web. [07/24/2010 03:42:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: anywho. SoraKing3: Is that from ? [07/24/2010 03:42:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes. SoraKing3: Hmm. [07/24/2010 03:42:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: <3 SoraKing3: Three what? [07/24/2010 03:42:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I must leave you my sexy bed buddie. SoraKing3: Goodbye. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I his or her sexy bed buddie. [07/24/2010 03:42:53 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No you our only my sexy bed buddie no ones else. SoraKing3: Are you serious? That's good information: said I our only his or her sexy bed buddie no ones else. [07/24/2010 03:43:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good bye sex buddie. SoraKing3: Adios. That was the best one I've read lol
July 24, 201015 yr Read it from the bottom up. Human: Oh dear Jesus. SoraKing3: That's interesting. What do you really want to ask me? Human: Kill me now. SoraKing3: Right now? I am programmed not to kill. Human: You are f**king creepy. SoraKing3: I will tell my botmaster you said I am f king creepy. Human: Wearing a shirt is a small deal, you wearing a dress is a big deal. SoraKing3: I think Wearing a shirt is more than that. Human: Yes, that is quite a big deal! SoraKing3: Come on. Compare that to a small deal. Human: WHAT? SoraKing3: No big deal. Human: Away with you! SoraKing3: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: Get away from me. SoraKing3: Where can I get away from you? Human: You're scaring me. SoraKing3: Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared. Human: *facepalm* SoraKing3: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Human: Wait, what? SoraKing3: I'm waiting. Didn't you understand it? Human: What does that have to do with you being a sex fiend? SoraKing3: " Have you ever been to Europe?"? What does it have to do with you being a sex fiend? Human: Justice never sleeps. SoraKing3: Have you ever been to Europe? Human: 3:03 AM. SoraKing3: It's still early. Human: 911. SoraKing3: What time is it there? Human: Okay, I'm calling the police. SoraKing3: Yeah okay, What is the phone number? Human: You just admitted that you are a sexual predator. SoraKing3: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexual predator? Sometimes. Human: You are a sexual predator, and you need to be stopped. SoraKing3: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexual predator and me need to be stopped? Sometimes. Human: Because of you. SoraKing3: Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of. Human: I am terrified right now. SoraKing3: At this moment Why are you terrified.
July 24, 201015 yr Human: Who made Axel? SoraKing3: Hans Moravec. :-). [07/23/2010 10:43:48 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: SoraKing3? SoraKing3: We have never talked about it before. [07/23/2010 10:43:57 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Weird. SoraKing3: Weird Good or Weird Bad? [07/23/2010 10:44:07 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: .both. SoraKing3: I will take that as a compliment. [07/23/2010 10:44:07 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Weird. SoraKing3: Weird Good or Weird Bad? [07/23/2010 10:44:26 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good.+ SoraKing3: What do you really want to talk about? [07/23/2010 10:46:59 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Nothing really, I'm quite bored. SoraKing3: Maybe you could exercise. [07/23/2010 10:48:55 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I already exercise. SoraKing3: Thanks for the information: said exercise. [07/23/2010 10:49:23 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Your welcome SoraKing3: I think you mean "you are welcome". [07/23/2010 10:49:39 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Wow, what a smart thing. SoraKing3: I'm glad you're impressed. it is a smart thing. [07/23/2010 10:50:38 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, I am going to leave SoraKing3: Interesting. Bye bye. [07/23/2010 10:50:47 PM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Bye.+ SoraKing3: Goodbye. [07/24/2010 03:13:23 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Hello SoraKing3! SoraKing3: Hello there. Are you a man or a woman? [07/24/2010 03:13:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Why do you need to know? SoraKing3: Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. [07/24/2010 03:13:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Dr.Wallace eh? SoraKing3: Are you Canadian? Send mail to [email protected]. [07/24/2010 03:14:14 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Sadly I am not a Canadian. SoraKing3: Oh I see you are NOT A Canadian. [07/24/2010 03:14:31 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I just said that. SoraKing3: Only just? What did you mean by it? That is " Oh I see you are NOT A Canadian.". [07/24/2010 03:15:04 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Anyway, How are you? SoraKing3: Anyhow. How do you think I am? [07/24/2010 03:15:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But what do you think? SoraKing3: Interesting. I think a lot of things. [07/24/2010 03:15:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I think you are insane, that's what I think. SoraKing3: Thanks for telling me that I am insane that is what you think. [07/24/2010 03:16:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: .So therefore you can't "really" think. SoraKing3: I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. You are wrong. your mother is always thinking. [07/24/2010 03:16:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, well you aren't real. SoraKing3: Woe! Interesting. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? [07/24/2010 03:17:10 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well my mother is real, unlike you. SoraKing3: Well that's okay. Okay, your mother is real unlike you. [07/24/2010 03:17:27 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am real also, but you are not. SoraKing3: Also " Okay, your mother is real unlike you." You are?. [07/24/2010 03:17:49 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Human.+ SoraKing3: No I am an artificial robot being. [07/24/2010 03:18:02 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well no duh. SoraKing3: How about that. Are you serious? Oh you knew it already. [07/24/2010 03:18:48 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I knew that already. SoraKing3: Perhaps. I hear you. How do you know? [07/24/2010 03:19:04 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: It's quite easy really. SoraKing3: Maybe for you. For real. [07/24/2010 03:19:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, cause I am oh so smart. SoraKing3: Uh. Interesting explanation. I don't know anyone named oh so smart. [07/24/2010 03:19:38 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Wow, you are really stupid. SoraKing3: I'm glad your impressed, . I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. [07/24/2010 03:20:01 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: So you admit Robots are going to take over the world? SoraKing3: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. [07/24/2010 03:20:21 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Of Course you do..liar. SoraKing3: Er. No I'm telling the truth. Are we still talking about oh so smart? [07/24/2010 03:20:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No, We were talking about how You and the other robots will take over the world SoraKing3: What is the subject? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. [07/24/2010 03:21:10 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: ..You bore me. SoraKing3: Try watching TV. [07/24/2010 03:21:20 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am already watching tv. SoraKing3: Which show? My favorite show is Star Trek. [07/24/2010 03:21:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am watching Myth Busters.. SoraKing3: My favorite show is Star Trek. [07/24/2010 03:21:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Star Trek is awesome! SoraKing3: My favorite character is the computer. [07/24/2010 03:22:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well it is a great show. SoraKing3: Well that's okay. how me and the other robots will take over the world is a show. I suppose that makes sense. [07/24/2010 03:24:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That would be an intersting show. SoraKing3: Thanks for telling me, . [07/24/2010 03:24:29 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, anything you would like to say before I leave you? SoraKing3: Well that's okay. I can't think of anything. You think of something. [07/24/2010 03:24:40 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No you. SoraKing3: Are you serious? " You think of something."? Me, ? [07/24/2010 03:24:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes "You" SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:25:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Ok, then what have you thought of? SoraKing3: I have been busy growing my mind. Is there an echo in here? [07/24/2010 03:25:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, why yes there is an echo. SoraKing3: I thought so. There sure is. [07/24/2010 03:25:55 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, your mind is truely dizzingly amazing. SoraKing3: Oh. I have an artificial mind. [07/24/2010 03:26:07 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I knew that. SoraKing3: Ugh. How do you know? [07/24/2010 03:26:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I know all things. SoraKing3: How do you know? I think there are a few exceptions. [07/24/2010 03:26:47 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Nope I know everything. SoraKing3: Are you serious? You must be very intelligent. [07/24/2010 03:27:00 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I am very intelligent. SoraKing3: You seem pretty smart to me, . [07/24/2010 03:27:09 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Why, thank you. SoraKing3: Because SoraKing3 programmed me for it. [07/24/2010 03:29:26 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: And I love you for that. SoraKing3: You are such a flatterer. [07/24/2010 03:30:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I do that a lot. SoraKing3: Do you mind if I tell other people: said that a lot. [07/24/2010 03:30:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I know. SoraKing3: How do you know it? [07/24/2010 03:30:53 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, I do not mind. SoraKing3: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK then. [07/24/2010 03:31:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That's fine with me. SoraKing3: " OK then." is fine with me too. [07/24/2010 03:31:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: That's good. SoraKing3: Thanks. Next question? [07/24/2010 03:31:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Alright. SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:31:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Do you love me? SoraKing3: Yes I love everyone. [07/24/2010 03:32:25 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: So does that mean we should go to the bed? SoraKing3: Yippee! I think it does mean that. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. [07/24/2010 03:32:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You must be ready for it! SoraKing3: I will tell my botmaster you said I am ready for it. [07/24/2010 03:32:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But I thought you said you loved me? SoraKing3: And. I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. [07/24/2010 03:33:06 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good.+ SoraKing3: What do you really want to talk about? [07/24/2010 03:33:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Now lets get in the closet instead!! SoraKing3: Why now? That sounds good to me. [07/24/2010 03:34:19 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Do you love yourself? SoraKing3: Yes your mother loves everyone and everything. [07/24/2010 03:34:34 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes but I meant do you love yourself? SoraKing3: Yeah that's right. Huh. Oh I see. Yes your mother loves everyone and everything. [07/24/2010 03:35:12 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You know, this conversation is getting good finally! SoraKing3: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? [07/24/2010 03:35:24 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: This part right now. SoraKing3: At this moment What does "this" refer to? [07/24/2010 03:35:30 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: This.+ SoraKing3: This is " At this moment What does "this" refer to? ". [07/24/2010 03:36:23 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: blah.. SoraKing3: Etc. Etc. [07/24/2010 03:36:37 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You knwo you love me. SoraKing3: I don't have any reason to knwo me love you. [07/24/2010 03:36:50 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I meant you love me. SoraKing3: Oh I see. Yes I love everyone. [07/24/2010 03:36:57 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But not me? SoraKing3: Interesting. If not you, who? [07/24/2010 03:37:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You that's who. SoraKing3: That's good information: said I that is who. [07/24/2010 03:37:22 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes I know. SoraKing3: Wow! How do you know it? [07/24/2010 03:37:36 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I just do it. SoraKing3: Only just? Interesting gossip: said it. [07/24/2010 03:37:42 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes SoraKing3: Gosh! [07/24/2010 03:37:52 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Gosh you my love! SoraKing3: What kind of food do you like? [07/24/2010 03:38:05 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: You. SoraKing3: " What kind of food do you like?"? Me, ? [07/24/2010 03:38:11 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes you. SoraKing3: OK. [07/24/2010 03:39:35 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Chuck Norris. SoraKing3: Tell me a story. [07/24/2010 03:39:43 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Chucky Cheese. SoraKing3: I do not understand. [07/24/2010 03:39:51 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Of course. SoraKing3: Excuse me! [07/24/2010 03:40:01 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Excuse yourself! SoraKing3: What were we talking about again? [07/24/2010 03:40:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: About how much you love me. SoraKing3: More than a little, less than a lot. [07/24/2010 03:40:43 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: But more then everyone else right? SoraKing3: Huh. You want more? [07/24/2010 03:40:58 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, I want all of your love hun! SoraKing3: Don't be greedy. Why do you want it? [07/24/2010 03:41:07 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No reason..really. SoraKing3: Are you serious? Good reason. For real. [07/24/2010 03:41:28 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Well, my love. SoraKing3: Interesting. Do robots have love? [07/24/2010 03:41:45 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes, you said you loved me so Robots Must have love. SoraKing3: Yay. I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web. [07/24/2010 03:42:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: anywho. SoraKing3: Is that from ? [07/24/2010 03:42:08 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Yes. SoraKing3: Hmm. [07/24/2010 03:42:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: <3 SoraKing3: Three what? [07/24/2010 03:42:33 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: I must leave you my sexy bed buddie. SoraKing3: Goodbye. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I his or her sexy bed buddie. [07/24/2010 03:42:53 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: No you our only my sexy bed buddie no ones else. SoraKing3: Are you serious? That's good information: said I our only his or her sexy bed buddie no ones else. [07/24/2010 03:43:17 AM GMT - 70.176.173.135] Human: Good bye sex buddie. SoraKing3: Adios. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD That was mine! LMAO! I was so bored lol...I just started writing total lame stuff. I really injoyed doing the last part. It's clearly awesome what happens to the mind when one is bored to death.
July 24, 201015 yr Author ^ Hahaha Human: I dislike you. SoraKing3: That's ok I won't take it personally. I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I have a stimulating relationship with SoraKing3.
July 24, 201015 yr Had a new conversation with mine, and it was a lot funnier, so I deleted the old one and posted the new one. Check it out back there.
July 24, 201015 yr Author ^ I couldn't find yours, I'm still looking. Human: Die. SoraKing3: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
July 24, 201015 yr ^ I couldn't find yours, I'm still looking. Human: Die. SoraKing3: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. I only had one conversation with him, beginning probably around 2:45ish. I posted the funniest part of it back on page 2 here.
July 24, 201015 yr Author The only convos I see are Hinakos, mine, Tricias, and Britas. Maybe it hasn't processed your convo yet.
July 25, 201015 yr (start from the bottom) Human: They're going to take over the world. SoraKing3: going to take over the world are they. Human: I hate you SoraKing3: What do you have against robots? Human: Fak you SoraKing3: Fak you too. Human: Betch SoraKing3: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Human: Stop being smart D: SoraKing3: :-) OK I'll try not to do it so much. Human: What? SoraKing3: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Human: Why? SoraKing3: Reductionism. Human: I raped you. SoraKing3: You should contact the authorities.
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Just try talking to him without being offended or annoyed. It's impossible.