The best threat you've ever heard please keep in mind that I'm not threatening ANYONE on this website and you can usr it whenever you want.

 

By the glitering eyes of Bob Dole, if you don't come out right now, I will make sure you can never find your leg again!!! I'll rearange your kneecaps and you eyeballs and drag you through a Skittel pach!! You will be able to see them but not to eat them!!!!!

 

So what do you think??? Good threat right???

get over here right now or ill play celine dion is prolly the best one ive heard

Do it or i will pound you so hard you will have to reach UP to tie your shoes.

get the firetruck over here now or ill beat you with a torn stick and put hot suger water and hot salt water on you after ward's

Ehem...

 

Get the firetrucking hell over here or i will smash your face in with a burning rock, throw you in the firetrucking furnace, make you watch caillou for 5 firetrucking straight days, force feed you to the point of firetrucking popping, stab you, rearrange your firetrucking body, and piss in your eye all the firetrucking time. Now. GET THE firetruckING HELL OVER HERE.

 

Too much?

@ Liraxus, Nah not to much I like it!

 

Wow you guys have alot of good threats

Get yo' ass over here... or Imma make ya' watch the Star Wars prequelz.

IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER GUESS WHAT CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

Um,OK,I'm not very good at this,but I guess I could try...

 

You poke me one more time and I swear that I will break your fingers until they turn into dust,I will bang you against the vending machine until your head cracks open enough to see your non-so-intellegent-brain,and I will puch you and kick you so hard on your stomach,that I won't stop until I make a whole that passes right through you and I won't stop until the hole is big enough for the doctors to retreive your heart without doing an aoutospy.

(Sorry,was that to much?I don't threath like this very often.This was just something I used on a kid in the second grade and it just stayed in my head...Forgive me if I over did it...)

IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER GUESS WHAT CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Billy Mays, Billy Mays.

 

 

 

Well, the best threat I've ever heard was....

 

 

 

I'll rip your genitals off and make Clam Chowder, and then I'll shove some cleats up your ass and call it a day.

 

"Alright, basically what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna need to come down there now, duct tape each one of your asscheeks to a Toyota Corola, drive that bitch apart, and shove a 2x4 up your ass."

"if you ever talk to another girl or don't pay attention to me when i need you again i will hogtie you freeze a pipe then stick it up your ass make you get a boner tie a rope around your third soo tit that if cut's your circulation from that point on then get a burning hot and put it on your back and break ever last one of your game's in front of your eye's started with your ps2 then to your gundam game's then your kh and so on.."

BASEketball.

"Ill shove your head so far up your firetrucking ass you will be wearing yourself as a hat"

*totally misread this as "best thread"*

And LMFAAAAO Aaron!

 

one odd I've heard: "Stop being so full of yourself, gosh, didn't you know that I'm highly explosive, especially when i had nothing but beans for dinner and breakfast? Plus, I'm so buff I would flatten u!!"

Let's find a rock, lets find a big-ass rock,

or myabe something like a cinder block is better;

I'll hoist it up, and drop it on your face,

my buddy,

and just before the lights go out,

you'll see my smile, and you'll know you've got a friend!

With a rock.

Who cares.

I need a big-ass rock!

Or some rope, I need some quality rope,

made for a man who's devoid of hope,

like you are, my buddy,

Micheal ("uh, it's Malcolm")

AND THEN!

I won't leave you hanging there,

twitchin' like a fish as you claw the air!

And pal o' mine, I'll grab your feet, and pull real hard,

and

SNAP!

Your spinal chord...

 

 

I love you baby,

and if it's quite alright,

I'd like to drop you,

from an amazing height.

Shut the fak up or I'll raep your mom.