The title's pretty much self-explanatory. You answer the person's question before posting your own question.

 

 

Where's my 3-cent penny?

Because you love me it. ;'D

Why does my nose itch? ._.'

because that you have a chair on it

Why does my nostrils itch?

Because I'm thinking 'ew! ew! ew!!!!!!!!!'

 

Why is nail polish shown off as red? Because the sparkly blues look really cute...

Because red is far more sexeh...

 

Why is red so much more sexeh?

Because it just is

 

Why isn't sparkly blue? WHAT DOES THIS WORLD HAVE AGAINST SPARKLY BLUE!?!?

Nothing, it's just your imagination.

 

 

Who would win a fight out of the following: Aizen, Chuck Norris, or God?

God, how can you even question this?

 

Why does the iPhone 4 suck?

Cause it's number 4 and not number 1.XD/shot.

 

Who would win?Santa Claus,or the boggie man?

The Boogie Man, cause like says, 'he don't play fair!' Unless Jack shows up that is...

 

Who would win at a game of poker? Xigbar or Luxord?

Xigbar,cause he would shoot Luxord before he can win.

 

Why is my room messy?!I just cleaned it!

Because Saix was in it while in Bererk mode.

 

Who would win? Marluxia or Xemnas?

Xemnas,cause he would kill Marluxia with his lightsabers and he would choke him with the force.

 

Why is my Axel plush doll in my sister's room?!

Because every night, the REAL Axel appears in her room and takes her somewhere else for some unknown reason. *nudge-nudge, wink-wink*

 

Why did Xigbar think it was safe to lend me his arrowguns for a day?

Cause he probably was hoping that you accidentaly shoot yourself.

 

Where is my Demyx plush doll?It was right here a few minutes ago.

My dog stole it

 

What REALLY happens when you collide two falcon punches? (I already know the answer to this question btw. The REAL one, but I wanna see how u guys answer it.)

They both get hit (lol I dont remember what happens)

How come I'm wearing a watch right now?

They both get hit (lol I dont remember what happens)

How come I'm wearing a watch right now?

 

(Actually, NOTHING happens. They cancel each other out. I've tried it)

 

Because its time for you to lose the watch and get a phone!

 

What REALLY happens when you devide by zero?

You get a million.

 

Wheres mah munny?! D8<

I stole it betch >

Why did I steal Axel's munny?

Because your a munneh stealer

 

...Why is Heartless a munneh stealer.

Because I want to be a munny stealer >

Tell me WHY I want to be a munnyeh stealer

Because you're an apple.

 

If you were me and I were you and DChiuch was a piece of cheese, why is the pie riding down a parachute into a volcano of lollypops and undersea mines?

Because that RoxSoxKH2 is inside the volcano and the person who is on a parashute thinks that there is just lolipops down there >

Why am I an apple???

Because I said so.

 

How did a person get on the parachute when I said it was originally a pie?

because someone wanted to eat the pie.

 

Why is... the world.. the world? o.o