Dis thing is comedy gold.

Basically you put in a sentence and It will give you a terrible, but laughable translation

Link:http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

 

example: 

Original text:

"Thoust want to fight ME!?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you want to hit me!?"

Me: Riku and Sora make the best pairing!

 

 

*10 translations later*

 

 

Site: "Dirt and debris!!! "

 

 

:huh: ????

Me: Riku and Sora make the best pairing!

 

 

*10 translations later*

 

 

Site: "Dirt and debris!!! "

 

 

:huh: ????

Original text:

"I love you."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love you"

 

Love withstood the test of time.

"You're wrong about that. The heart may be weak, and sometimes you can even give in, but I know the light, it's there forever! Kingdom heart...open!"

 

 

Seems like regular dialog they accidentally leaked from KH3

"Do you want to build a Snowman? It doesn't have to be a Snowman."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ledo need obudovac snow and ice."

Kingdom hearts dream drop distance became Kingdom Hearts dream, destruction from a distance. At least it retained the alliteration.

Kingdom hearts birth by sleep = Kingdom Hearts birth sleep, the drug, which is a combination ta'insulina

kingdom hearts chain of memories =  Kingdom Hearts: chain of memories. It actually managed to add the colon and capitalization on its own

Kingdom hearts dream drop distance became Kingdom Hearts dream, destruction from a distance. At least it retained the alliteration.

Kingdom hearts birth by sleep = Kingdom Hearts birth sleep, the drug, which is a combination ta'insulina

kingdom hearts chain of memories =  Kingdom Hearts: chain of memories. It actually managed to add the colon and capitalization on its own

I died. I laughed waaaay to hard to that drug thing

Original text:

"I'm really feeling it!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I really think so!"

 

 

Original text:

"We've got a good rhythm going!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm a good speed!"

 

 

Original text:

"It's Reyn Time!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It's Shulk Time!"

 

 

Thelastonetotallywasn'teditedbyme

(You discovered my secret!)

Simple and Clean
 
If you want to go.
When you hear what I say
Please, baby,Don't go.
Simply, you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let go.
 
He gave me a lot
Recently, tell me what you need.
You I smiled and had that in mind.
 
Don't get me wrong, I love you.
But this does not mean that I want to see my father?
Again, we have an understanding.
I mean, I said:
No, I don't think that life is not easy,
 
[bridge]
 
Everyday things that make us all.
What drives me.
When she came to herself, he said.
 
"I just wish I could prove that I love you.
But this does not mean that you can't walk on water."
Again, we have an understanding.
But, I told him.
Maybe some things just 
 
[bridge]
 
Help me to accept you.
For all After Despite warnings,
the future doesn't scare me.
Nothing before

Original text:

 

"When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation, you're a toy maker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball."

 

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

 

"You to completely demolish a simple explanation, game, machine, construction, enclosed in a crystal ball."

 

Welp.

Original text:

"My friends are my power!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"My friends are my strength."

 

Sounds like a fandub...

 

Peace!

Edited February 4, 201510 yr by Yusei Fudo

Original text:

"What is truth to humanity when it so prefers delusion?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Real people of that time could choose hallucinations?"

(IDK I just made something up that sounded deep)

 

Original text:

"There is so very much to learn, you understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"There is a lot to learn, to understand what this girl. This means that in these efforts. Who knows nothing, can understand nothing. "

^Well that butchered my favorite KH quote. The ending though, was pretty much the same.

 

Original text:

"All is one, one is all."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In each of them."

Well, at least the new phrase is grammatically correct (kinda).

Edited February 4, 201510 yr by DragonMaster