*Final Fantasy VII intro theme begins to play*

Final Fantasy VII for PS4... coming April 12th 2015

"Square Enix has always been known for its cherished RPG franchises, and today we're pleased to announce that another fan favourite will be making its debut, only on PlayStation 4"

*Final Fantasy VIII for PS4... coming September 2015*

 

*Screen fades to Final Fantasy XV. Noctis and friends are running through a big field. A big monster roars as they run by it. Some new characters shown. Somewhat shocking reveal near the end, then after the release date is shown some lighthearted music plays and a moogle or chocobo or something appears and does something wacky*

 

"All around the world fans have enjoyed the adventures of Lara Croft, and her latest game is just around the corner"

*Rise of the Tomb Raider trailer*

 

*Montage of old Squaresoft and games*

*Announces ports of a bunch of old games*

 

*Trailer for Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD for PS4*

 

*Port of the Deus Ex iOS game for PS4 and XB1*

 

*Hitman Absolution Definitive Edition trailer*

 

*Dragon Quest Heroes trailer*

*Dragon Quest 3DS trailer*

"Don't worry, we haven't forgotten the North American audiences!"

*Port of the original Dragon Warrior for 3DS*

 

*Some info about Just Cause 3, gameplay demo with awkward dialog, new trailer*

 

"And now a word from series director Tetsuya Nomura"

*Nomura talks about KH3*

*KH3 traler with 90% reused footage*

*KH3D HD trailer*

 

End of conference

 

*Final Fantasy VII intro theme begins to play*

Final Fantasy VII for PS4... coming April 12th 2015

"Square Enix has always been known for its cherished RPG franchises, and today we're pleased to announce that another fan favourite will be making its debut, only on PlayStation 4"

*Final Fantasy VIII for PS4... coming September 2015*

 

*Screen fades to Final Fantasy XV. Noctis and friends are running through a big field. A big monster roars as they run by it. Some new characters shown. Somewhat shocking reveal near the end, then after the release date is shown some lighthearted music plays and a moogle or chocobo or something appears and does something wacky*

 

"All around the world fans have enjoyed the adventures of Lara Croft, and her latest game is just around the corner"

*Rise of the Tomb Raider trailer*

 

*Montage of old Squaresoft and games*

*Announces ports of a bunch of old games*

 

*Trailer for Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD for PS4*

 

*Port of the Deus Ex iOS game for PS4 and XB1*

 

*Hitman Absolution Definitive Edition trailer*

 

*Dragon Quest Heroes trailer*

*Dragon Quest 3DS trailer*

"Don't worry, we haven't forgotten the North American audiences!"

*Port of the original Dragon Warrior for 3DS*

 

*Some info about Just Cause 3, gameplay demo with awkward dialog, new trailer*

 

"And now a word from series director Tetsuya Nomura"

*Nomura talks about KH3*

*KH3 traler with 90% reused footage*

*KH3D HD trailer*

 

End of conference

If that happens, then you must be psychic and can read the future.

 

Because this seems VERY likely.

 

Save the 90% Reused Footage for KH3 as, really, there is barely any footage to reuse anyway. 

HD Dream Drop? Sure count me in. 

I'm not sure it will be wise to start with the biggest troll of the century.

Still saying anything DQ related is being too hopeful, even in a joke guess.

Still saying anything DQ related is being too hopeful, even in a joke guess.

I never said they'd be in English

"You've been asking for it and we finally decided that the Theatrhythm franchise needs to continue adding new games on to it"

 

*shows irrelevant footage of Gummi ship missions for a completely different KH related game altogether because they know just how much we love those missions they give us a game exclusive to gummi ships*

Huh, you seem to have quite the image in your head at how the 2015 E3 Conference for Square Enix would go about.  Are you secretly...an undercover employee from Square Enix who is leaking information to us!?

I never said they'd be in English

If it's at an American game convention, it's kinda implied it's in English.

If it's at an American game convention, it's kinda implied it's in English.

and it was kinda implied that we'd get something more interesting than Final Fantasy VII being ported to PS4

still no Dragon Quest VII 3DS localization. even that's too outlandish to be included in this outlandish prediction. :<

still no Dragon Quest VII 3DS localization. even that's too outlandish to be included in this outlandish prediction. :<

I guess I should have been more clear, but I meant a trailer of the Japanese version, with a port of the first Dragon Warrior to show they sitll care about Western audiences