To be a man, you must have honor and a p***s.

 

Clumsy is sexy.

 

If a dead girl touches you, you get a giant katana and super powers.

 

Never go up against a man made of magma. He'll kill your brother.

 

Angels are lustful and gluttonous.

 

Don't firetruck with anyone with an over-sized pair of scissors. Or sentient clothes.

 

Girls that come from the future with giant spiked-bats will dismember you for some weird reasons.(Good part is, you can be revived by them.)

 

A mecha can be bigger than the universe.

 

If a robot clone of you happens to exist, he'll/she'll know your every move. However, that's not gonna work,because you know everything they're going to do (strange,isn't it?).

 

Don't eat the soul of a cat with witch powers. They screw up your plan to wield a Death Scythe.

 

If you know a dude with a TV-head, then you live a crazy life.

 

Screaming a lot can help you become more powerful.

 

 

 

Having white hair isn't such a bad thing.

I thought the real message anime gave to me was that: I am a kid on a quest to be the best of the best! Someday I am destined for power and glory. I know that I am up to the test and there is only one way to tell this story...........

 

Never give up-Pretty much Naruto's character

NOTHING is what it seems, never judge an act until you've seen both sides.-A message from the tragedy of Itachi Uchiha,

Friendship is what is most important, even if the person is a complete psychopath.

If you were born a protagonist you're pretty much doomed.

 

Be careful if you see a girl with a pen. If she gets hurts with it...she will scream so loud that she will pierce the heavens...and a few planets.

 

In some cultures, emotions are a mental disorder.

 

If you notice a continuity error...It was a bloody FAIR...I mean...A wizard did it.

 

Citrus fruits are not subject to inter-dimensional causality

 

The Worst Enemies are on the inside.

 

The future is as bright as a rainbow.

 

There are a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.

 

It is fine to shoot yourself in the head if that helps you to destroy eldritch abominations

 

Spend time with your friends, they will let you rise your social links and give you more monsters.

Love that Sonic the Movie quote. They know everything you're going to do, but that won't work because you know everything they're going to do. It is strange indeed...

 

But you forgot one...

 

To gain something, something of equal or greater value must be given in return.

 

Actually, two...

 

If someone creates a large Virtual Reality MMO, you will more than likely fall for it and get stuck in it because the creator purposefully took out the logout button. And you have endless nightmares of getting killed by a boar on the first floor.

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If you scream your friend/rival's name, they will scream your name back to you as well. No matter the distance. 

 

Being short does have its perks. Although people will just call you a shortie. And you'll get mad.

Same goes for fatso.

 

You can get away with almost anything if you have a green haired girl with you that eats Pizza Hut all the time.

 

Be sure to write a lot. You might even kill some people with it.

 

Don't do swimming unless you have an obssesion with water and GLORIOUS TRICEPS

 

If you're a girl, 99,9% of the time you'll be in a Shoujo romantic story. Unless you're a pink haired girl with emo crush issues.

 

You can get away with 4th Wall Breaking everything. You can even steal Psycho Pass's time of being on the air. And get hit with a chair.