We used to be best friends, but then when I told him to quit yelling and me and hitting me and stuff, he got angry. Funny how the more immature it is, the worse it is:

 

Garrett: hey bitch

Me: Excuse me?

Garrett: bitch

Me: I do like dogs...

Garrett: still on ur no cussing thing

Me: Yeah, would you mind laying off?

Garrett: no

bitch

Me: Gee, thanks for making the effort.

Garrett: u told on me!

Me: To my MOM. It DID get a little annoying having you shove my head into the bus window.

Garrett: deal with it bitch

Me: Why should I?

Garrett: wat kind of dumbass question is that

Me: It's called a question mark

Garrett: WTF

Me: You use it after a question

Garrett: u little bitch

Me: Oh, I'm so sorry I got sick of being pushed around. I didn't mean to ruin your life.

Garrett: suck it up bitch

Me: Nice to see you've at least attempted my no-cussing policy.

Garrett: bitch its stupid

Me: Not to me.

Garrett: i knwo where u live

Me: It's in the directory, stalker

Garrett: bitch

Me: That's a little unoriginal

Garrett: screw u

Me: Bye

Garrett: bitch

 

This really bugged me. I guess I'm being a bit childish about it, but you ever notice the lamer it is, the worse it makes you feel?

God people harassing others good god i would of went off on him but you stayed calm

Because I can't get mad

I don't have switch for it, lol

We also used to be friends, so I really don't feel like I could

O.O

 

OH HEYYYLLLL NAWWW.

It's ON now Garrett.

People like this make me laugh.

owo most of the things the dude said was the word bit** that dude sounds so immature

Immaturity is a nuisance. If that child is happy thats the sign of his lower intelligence. Why be around the sort of annoyance?

Do you have his e-mail? I'd LOVE to troll this kid. Not for you or anybody else but someone who uses the same insult over and over again is an easy target and has a lot of potential lulz.

 

Make a remark on his creativity. If he makes a spelling or grammar error, go Grammar Nazi on him. The most common comeback is that no one cares about Grammar on the internet. Point out how without proper grammar you will never go to a good college or get a good job. Maybe you can try to post a video on youtube about his stupid remarks so the whole world can see how he fails, just make sure it is well made. If your going to do a Windows Movie Maker slideshow sort of things, make sure it has interesting background music and effects (don't over do it though). They will often deny saying the things you posted in the video so be sure to take screenshots of the comments and post them in the video as evidence. Disguising a shock site using tinyurl is also a great way to get lulz but should only be used as a last resort or first strike.

 

Maybe if your feeling evil and unkind, use your superior knowledge to mind rape him and get him to reveal all his personal secrets. Find a flaw in his argument (shouldn't be too hard in this case) and exploit it religiously. He will never directly come out and say his secrets, but he will indirectly say so if executed properly.

 

He may also request backup should the tide turn. Pick off each of his cohorts one by one until he remains. After your done doing that make a remark on how his backup failed. NEVER request help from others as it will show weakness. If others join in, let them join in naturally.

 

People like this will constantly believe they are winning until the very end. Much like with Hitler in his bunker. If they claim to be superior or are winning, call them an egomaniac. However this character seems to lack the intelligence to even know what an egomaniac is. So either use simple words or exploit his illiteracy.

 

Sarcasm is also a good tactic. Sometimes they will believe you were actually telling the truth generating lots of lulz.

 

And most importantly of all, stay smart. Never drop down to his level with personal insults and swearing (unless it's used for comedic effect), always read through your post before posting and make sure you can counter all the likely responses you can think of.

 

Hope all goes well. Hammer that moron into the dust!

The dude is obviously a dumb@$$. Just try to avoid him and ignore him.

Do you have his e-mail? I'd LOVE to troll this kid. Not for you or anybody else but someone who uses the same insult over and over again is an easy target and has a lot of potential lulz.

 

Make a remark on his creativity. If he makes a spelling or grammar error, go Grammar Nazi on him. The most common comeback is that no one cares about Grammar on the internet. Point out how without proper grammar you will never go to a good college or get a good job. Maybe you can try to post a video on youtube about his stupid remarks so the whole world can see how he fails, just make sure it is well made. If your going to do a Windows Movie Maker slideshow sort of things, make sure it has interesting background music and effects (don't over do it though). They will often deny saying the things you posted in the video so be sure to take screenshots of the comments and post them in the video as evidence. Disguising a shock site using tinyurl is also a great way to get lulz but should only be used as a last resort or first strike.

 

Maybe if your feeling evil and unkind, use your superior knowledge to mind rape him and get him to reveal all his personal secrets. Find a flaw in his argument (shouldn't be too hard in this case) and exploit it religiously. He will never directly come out and say his secrets, but he will indirectly say so if executed properly.

 

He may also request backup should the tide turn. Pick off each of his cohorts one by one until he remains. After your done doing that make a remark on how his backup failed. NEVER request help from others as it will show weakness. If others join in, let them join in naturally.

 

People like this will constantly believe they are winning until the very end. Much like with Hitler in his bunker. If they claim to be superior or are winning, call them an egomaniac. However this character seems to lack the intelligence to even know what an egomaniac is. So either use simple words or exploit his illiteracy.

 

Sarcasm is also a good tactic. Sometimes they will believe you were actually telling the truth generating lots of lulz.

 

And most importantly of all, stay smart. Never drop down to his level with personal insults and swearing (unless it's used for comedic effect), always read through your post before posting and make sure you can counter all the likely responses you can think of.

 

Hope all goes well. Hammer that moron into the dust!

 

Are you Tumor? O_o

 

Anyway, butterfly, no he was the one being immature and not you. You were calm and patient, you never attacked him and he attacked you, thus he is showing weakness of taking out his anger/frustration on you. I'm not sure what you two went through, but you might want to use the "mind rape" ability fredfred suggested to get information outta the kid and what not. I'm not saying that is a right way to do things, but a possibility if this continues. You were mature handling this and I have gained a lot of respect for people who are like this, just let him know you don't care about his s*** and you seem intelligent so just keep a cool head and outsmart him.

Thanks, you guys (:

@fredfredbug, I used to have his email, but when he got mad, he changed so I couldn't bug him. I would just deletethe emails rather than change mine, lol.

 

 

Are you Tumor? O_o

 

 

No I'm not lol. But I have had a lot of experience with trolling and defending myself from morons such as these. I don't troll innocents though, just the ones that clearly deserve it.

 

Thanks, you guys (:

@fredfredbug, I used to have his email, but when he got mad, he changed so I couldn't bug him. I would just deletethe emails rather than change mine, lol.

 

 

Awe that sucks, I was hoping to have some entertainment for the week. lol.

bitch

 

Great comeback every time.