This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

RoxSoxKH: THATS THE LINK...(10:17pm)

Me: ive heard tht song SO MANY TIMES(10:18pm)

Me: SO(10:18pm)

Me: MANY(10:18pm)

Me: firetruckING(10:18pm)

Me: JENOVA FIGHTS(10:18pm)

Me: xDDD(10:19pm)

Me: teehee(10:19pm)

Me: bbr(10:19pm)

RoxSoxKH:

(10:20pm)

RoxSoxKH: ZOMG(10:20pm)

RoxSoxKH: best video on youtube(10:20pm)

Me: lol(10:20pm)

Me: one time(10:20pm)

Me: when Sephy dropped another Jenova(10:20pm)

Me: i was like(10:20pm)

Me: ZOMG! YOU IDIOT!(10:20pm)

Me: and my bro just walked in and was like: what?(10:21pm)

Me: i was like: "I swear, if Sephiroth flies away and drops another one of his dead-alien-mother's limbs. I might murder 4 jews and a baby."(10:21pm)

RoxSoxKH: o.o(10:22pm)

Me: xDDD i love tht video(10:22pm)

RoxSoxKH: I HEAAAAARRDDDD(10:22pm)

RoxSoxKH: IT WAAAASSS(10:22pm)

RoxSoxKH: JENNNOOOOOOVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA(10:23pm)

Me: lol

 

. . . just so ppl who talk to RS get his status.

Me: CHEESE.(11:22pm)

HellFire1730: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant(11:23pm)

Me: YOU BE TROLLING ME? D8<(11:24pm)

Me: EVERYONE LIKES CHEESE(11:24pm)

Me: SCREW YOUR INTOLERANCE(11:24pm)

Me: IF YOU DONT LIKE CHEESE(11:24pm)

Me: YOU HAVE NO SOUL(11:24pm)

HellFire1730: wat(11:25pm)

HellFire1730: Y U HATE?!(11:25pm)

Me: BECAUSE IM JUST THAT WAY(11:26pm)

HellFire1730: 0MG ROX Y U MEAN(11:26pm)

HellFire1730: /sarcasm(11:26pm)

Me: THATS NOT MEAN.(11:26pm)

Me: YOU WANNA KNOW MEAN?(11:26pm)

Me: I WAS IN KOREA.(11:26pm)

Me: THAT $#!T WAS MEAN.(11:27pm)

HellFire1730: ...and why are we talking about this again(11:27pm)

Me: I don't know.(11:27pm)

Me: Because we're retards.

RoxSoxKH: lol Jenova has nipples(9:58pm)

RoxSoxKH: or...(10:00pm)

RoxSoxKH: a nipple(10:00pm)

RoxSoxKH: I dont see a second(10:00pm)

Me: xDDD(10:00pm)

RoxSoxKH: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOST POWERFUL SUMMON(10:01pm)

RoxSoxKH: RAGAWHIMADOODOOD

terminallyCapricious Makara says

So WhY aRe YoU hAcKiNg ThAt HuMaN, bRo?

 

adiosToreador Nitram says

bECAUSE i WAS TOLD THAT, uM, hE'S CURRENTLY TAKING IN THIS HUMAN PRACTICE THAT DEFINES ONE'S COMING OF AGE

sO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY

aND TRY TO, uM, bOOST MY SELF ESTEEM BY PULLING OFF SOME FIERCE TROLLING

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

No OfFeNsE, bUt YoU sUcK aT iT.

YoU sUcK wOrSe ThAn tHe ShIt I aTe EaRlIeR

 

adiosToreador Nitram says

oUCH

RoxSoxKH: YOU TURN ME ON.

SuperPunk: Please. A 14-year old like you can only arouse a pedophile like Eterna.(9:44pm)

Me: .(9:45pm)

Me: And everyone with a vagina.(9:45pm)

Me: IM UNSTOPPABLE.(9:45pm)

SuperPunk: ouo(9:45pm)

SuperPunk: Exactly.(9:45pm)

SuperPunk: WAIT WHAT

Roxy be holding back on the rest of the chat. >.>

Me: SUPPORT SORA FOR THE MARK OF MASTERY.(11:39pm)

Me: SUPPORT RIKU FOR THE MARK OR MASTERY.(11:39pm)

Me: I AM MAKING.(11:39pm)

Me: GRAPHIC ART.(11:39pm)

Me: FOR THEM BOTH.(11:39pm)

Me: TO SHOW MY EQUAL SUPPORT.(11:39pm)

Me: OYES(11:39pm)

Me: I also have a boner.(11:39pm)

Me: What else is new?(11:39pm)

SK3: ORLY? Lemme see when you are done. And I'm talking about the art, get your mind out of the gutter >(11:40pm)

...

 

Me: PERFECT(9:55pm)

RoxSoxKH: OYEA(9:58pm)

Me: WOOOT(9:59pm)

RoxSoxKH: PARTY(9:59pm)

Me: FREE PONY RIDES(10:00pm)

RoxSoxKH: I RAPE PONIES.(10:00pm)

Me: WITH HIP ACCESSORIES(10:00pm)

RoxSoxKH: AND TAILS LIKE WHIPS.(10:01pm)

Me: AND ROBOTIC ARMS(10:01pm)

Me: YESS(10:01pm)

Me: SO(10:01pm)

Me: CURVY(10:01pm)

RoxSoxKH: ...(10:10pm)

RoxSoxKH: Now I have an awkward boner.(10:10pm)

Me: well, thats nice to know(10:10pm)

Me: BYE

(on the topic of the lady praising God for the Japan Earthquake)

 

SK3 says:

KILL HER WITH A SHOVEL

 

Tom says:

KILL HER AND TASTE THE RAINBOW

 

SK3 says:

KILL HER AND DO A BARELL ROLL

 

Tom says:

KILL HER WITH SPARTA!

>8)

 

SK3 says:

KILL HER WITH MORE MEMES

 

Tom says:

KILL HER WITH GUTSMAN'S ASS!

That is my cue.

DeathSkull3000: Brb.(4:15pm)

 

DeathSkull3000: Internet is being a failed abortion.

RoxSoxKH: AAHHHHH(5:36pm)

RoxSoxKH: firetruck.(5:36pm)

RoxSoxKH: MY cat just jumped on me, claws and everything.(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: HIS CLAW SCRATCHED MY PENIS.(5:37pm)

Me: So that pussy scratched your penis, huih?(5:37pm)

Me: LOL

RoxSoxKH: ...(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: ....(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: ...(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: ....(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA(5:37pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HJAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAH(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: HAH

RoxSoxKH: HAh(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: Hah(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: hah(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: heh(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: he(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: ha(5:38pm)

RoxSoxKH: ...(5:38pm)

Me: ......(5:39pm)

Me: You need to get laid.(5:39pm)

RoxSoxKH: Who says I havnt?

Me: Your hand doesn't count.(5:42pm)

Me: Neither does your mother.(5:42pm)

RoxSoxKH: Nuh uh(5:41pm)

RoxSoxKH: Im talking full on happy time(5:41pm)

Me: Right.(5:43pm)

Me: You mean like when the mods come from behind and buttfiretruck you.(5:43pm)

Me: I gotcha.

RoxSoxKH: Nuh uh(5:42pm)

Me: Acting like a 5 year old probably means you didn't get laid.(5:44pm)

Me:

RoxSoxKH: your right(5:43pm)

RoxSoxKH: i didnt(5:43pm)

Me: That's what I thought.

RoxSoxKH: Because she was on bottom.(5:44pm)

RoxSoxKH: So, I laid her(5:44pm)

Me: I don't think you were the man in bed.(5:46pm)

Me: Therefore, I don't want to hear it.(5:46pm)

Me: And besides, I don't think your cat would like to be on bottom.(5:47pm)

Me: OH SNAP.

RoxSoxKH: ...(5:45pm)

 

I rest my case

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(SO MUCH GAM/TAV ON YOUR TUMBLR <3333)

 

adiosToreador Vargas says

(I KNOW RIGHT <33333)

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(I LOVE THOSE TWOOOOO)

 

adiosToreador Vargas says

(otpotpotp)

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(Saaaaammmeeeeee)

(they're just ohofjsoidjfsuhdvufaoeurdse)

 

adiosToreador Vargas says

(OMG AREN'T THEY <333)

(they're just like)

(a bundle of cuteness)

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(one of those pairings that you can't explain how they work, but they just do)

(Plus, that clown can ride that bull)

 

adiosToreador Vargas says

( D8 )

(AWKWARD MENTAL IMAGE)

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(I KNOW, I JUST IMAGINED A COW BULL RIDER)

(*CLOWN)

 

adiosToreador Vargas says

(A COW BULL RIDER D8 )

 

terminallyCapricious Makara says

(YES, A COW WILL RIDE YOU)

A friend and I were rp-ing as Gamzee and Tavros from Homestuck on msn, and we got onto the topic of that pairing while being ooc.

Kinode: Oh, and, it's Good and Evil, not Good and Bad.

Me: lol wut?

Kinode: You said "Good and Bad stood in balance", but it should be "goo and Evil"

Kinode: *good

Me: where?

Kinode: Chapter 2

Kinode: The very end

Me: oh

Me: lol

Me: ty

Kinode: nop

Me: wait

Me: chap 2

Me: i dont see it X-x

Kinode: There comes the one that might defeat these people who only want to hurt people. There were many people who were chose like you, but they've failed in their journeys. Why? Because they had weak hearts and were betrayed by friends. Don't be afraid, you'll meet good and bad people. You'll be betrayed. You'll be fooled, you can be almost killed by one of your allies. But never forget, you may be the one who will save both your and my world�.

 

-What's this? How did this appear in here? Was I chose to do something? Why did this wand appear in my house? I remember... a story like this. My father used to tell me.

 

�Good and bad always stood in balance. One can't stay without the other. Many strange things happened to a girl who would soon discover about what she was supposed to do. In her road, the person which she trusted, betrayed her. Her poor heart wouldn't accept another lost. However, the girl stood bravely to fight against the darkness, but being betrayed again and hit by an arrow, made the girl's role in the story ends. This story didn't stop with this girl's defeat, others stood and will stand to try to finish what she began. Nobody know who will do it or when it'll happen. The people hope that is as soon as possible�

Me: give me the linkplz

Kinode: http://kh13.com/forum/...dent/

Me: lol i didnt make that

Kinode: ?

Me: i am Aqua7KH

Me: -ZE-xion made that

Kinode: ah.

Kinode: lol

Me: lol

Me: fail

Kinode: Sorry

Me: its ok

Kinode: wrong username

Kinode: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif

Kinode:

Me: im going to post this >

Kinode: Me's new user is also Aqua something

Kinode: Nowai!

Kinode: ;.;

Me: yes

Me: yes

Me: yes

[ROXSOX GOT PWND BY DEATHSKULL]

Me: hey(2:49pm)

Me: look that this(2:49pm)

Me: video VERY sexual(2:49pm)

Me:

feature=feedu(2:50pm)

RoxSoxKH: Oh rikku...(2:51pm)

RoxSoxKH: lord have mercy(2:51pm)

RoxSoxKH: I would tap that...(2:51pm)

Me: xDDD(2:52pm)

RoxSoxKH: noreally(2:53pm)

RoxSoxKH: Rikku gives me like...(2:53pm)

RoxSoxKH: tingles.(2:53pm)

RoxSoxKH: So cute(2:53pm)

RoxSoxKH: and sexy(2:54pm)

RoxSoxKH: and her little voice(2:54pm)

RoxSoxKH: HNNNGGG(2:54pm)

Me: xDDDD

Cella: whoaz

Cella: this is epic

KaiSo: ...

KaiSo: but planet of the apes sucked assssssss

Cella: EXCUSE ME

Cella: THAT IS A CLASSIC FILM

Cella: A /CLASSIC/

KaiSo: BUT ITS TERRIBLEEE

KaiSo: D:

Cella: ITS NOT A MOVIE, ITS A FILM. A WORK OF ART.

Cella: THE SEQUELS SUCKED.

Cella: BUT THE ORIGINAL WAS A STATEMENT.

KaiSo: I THINK ITS TERRIBLEEE

Cella: HUSH.

KaiSo: NO

Cella: lol i jk it was okay

Cella: my dad just rants about how great it was

 

 

 

KaiSo: omg

KaiSo: aaron's msn avatar

KaiSo: hnnnng

Cella: nngnngg

Cella: hes so purdy

 

Me: Boo!(12:43am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHHHH(12:46am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHH(12:46am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHH(12:46am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHH(12:46am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH(12:46am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(12:47am)

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA(12:47am)

RoxSoxKH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(12:47am)

Me: HAHAHA(12:47am)

Me: AHAHAHHAHAHA(12:47am)

RoxSoxKH: -death.-(12:47am)

RoxSoxKH: ...(12:47am)

Me: HAHAHAH(12:47am)

Me: HHAHAHA(12:47am)

RoxSoxKH: -again-(12:47am)

Me: HAHAHhahahhehh..... heh...oh crap(12:47am)

Me: not again...(12:47am)

RoxSoxKH: -still dead-(12:48am)

Me: SH--(12:48am)

RoxSoxKH: -TOTALLY DIED-(12:49am)

Me: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT(12:50am)

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(12:51am)

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIII(12:51am)

RoxSoxKH: -TOTALLY FUUKING DEADDIED-(12:51am)

Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!(12:51am)

Me: I FORGOT TO BUY THE PARTY HATS FOR THE CELEBRATION OF YOU DEA--- OH CRAP I SAID THAT OUT LOUD DIDN'T I?(12:53am)

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: I CANT ANSWER(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: BECAUSE(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: I AM(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: DEEEEAAAADDD(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: Revive me.(12:54am)

RoxSoxKH: With mouth to mouth recessitation.(12:54am)

Me: Well, in THAT case you can forget it!(12:55am)

RoxSoxKH: ...(12:56am)

RoxSoxKH: so i be dead forever?(12:56am)

Me: Yes.... Why, does that not sound peaceful?(12:56am)

Me: JK(12:57am)

Me: You're so predictable though...(12:57am)

RoxSoxKH: well(12:59am)

RoxSoxKH: YOUR MOM IS PREDICATBLEEE(12:59am)

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif(1:00am)

Me: Next subject?(1:00am)

RoxSoxKH: Yep.(1:00am)

Me: ....(1:01am)

Me: ...(1:01am)

Me: ..(1:01am)

Me: .(1:01am)

Me: Pineapples?

 

Lol...

tonights been a riot.

 

Lady: charlie just took off his suit(1:05am)

Lady: hng(1:05am)

Me: ...(1:05am)

Me: Sheen?

 

UNSUCCESSFUL TROLLING IN...

3...

3..

1.

 

Me: are you a raysesed?(12:33am)

KH: uh no why?(12:33am)

Me: because i think youre a raysesed(12:34am)

KH: and what makes u think that(12:34am)

Me: youre a raysesed against the alphabet a course(12:35am)

KH: ???? uh(12:35am)

Me: and wwere not vvery happy about it(12:35am)

KH: whos where!?(12:36am)

Me: i made no mention a a wwhere(12:37am)

KH: FINE WERE?!(12:37am)

Me: wwere not very happy about it(12:37am)

KH: WHOS WWERE!?(12:38am)

Me: your rasesum is not vvery much appreciated among the populace a aquatic beings(12:38am)

Me: in fact(12:39am)

Me: your rasesum is not vvery much appreciated among the populace a land dwellers either(12:39am)

KH: UHHHHH WHA IM NOT RAYSEST THOW U ARE(12:40am)

Me: no need to rage(12:42am)

Me: wwe all get mad from time to time(12:42am)

KH: because ur the raysest!?(12:42am)

Me: now you are just confusing me(12:43am)

Me: make more sense(12:43am)

KH: right as soon as u resume makeing sence(12:44am)

Me: Okay, I'm convinced.(12:45am)

Me: You ARE an idiot.(12:45am)

Me: And also, for the record, it's spelled: "Racist."(12:46am)

KH: so i cant spell(12:46am)

KH: who are u anyway!(12:46am)

Me: I'm your worst firetrucking nightmare.(12:46am)

KH: alright ur one of my ex gf on her period?(12:47am)

Me: Yeah, never heard THAT response before.(12:47am)

Me: Your comebacks are so old, and tiring, it's really starting to make me bored.(12:48am)

Me: It takes a LOT, to make me bored.(12:48am)

KH: great? im not here to intertain u?(12:48am)

Me: I can typically find the fun in anything... even the worst situation.(12:48am)

KH: or maybe u didnt notas(12:48am)

Me: But with you? I'm at a loss.(12:48am)

KH: woo im speceal! TAKE THAT NORTH/SOUTH KOREA!(12:49am)

Me: Hmmm...(12:49am)

Me: not here to entertain me.(12:49am)

KH: YUP im not(12:50am)

Me: Then I'll entertain you.(12:50am)

KH: if u want intertainment play homefront(12:50am)

KH: and u can try(12:50am)

Me: It's spelled 'Entertainment', dickhead.(12:50am)

KH: alright pussyface(12:51am)

Me: Really, that's the best you can do?(12:53am)

Me: My christian mother can come with better insult's then that.(12:54am)

KH: im not trying to insult u i seriously think u have a pussy on ur face(12:55am)

Me: And I seriously think that your head resembles your penis.(12:55am)

Me: Life sucks for everyone...(12:55am)

KH: well i guess it meens i get good head litterly heh!(12:58am)

Me: Would that also imply that I can eat out a pussy?(12:59am)

Me: I suppose that would involve cannibalism...(12:59am)

KH: sure why not(12:59am)

Me: ...(1:00am)

Me: So.(1:00am)

Me: Koko...(1:00am)

Me: she's one sexy betch, ain't she?(1:01am)

KH: sooo! what about her(1:01am)

KH: take out the word bitch and im fine but i dont exsactly say sexy i feel ppl deserve more respect(1:01am)

Me: ...(1:03am)

Me: Uh.(1:03am)

Me: What.(1:03am)

Me: Didn't expect that...(1:03am)

KH: heh....(1:03am)

KH: exsactly(1:03am)

KH: im full of suprizes kinda like ur mom's pants(1:03am)

Me: ...(1:04am)

Me: So, dickhead!(1:04am)

Me: Do you give new meaning to having your mind blown?(1:04am)

KH: lol guess by what u said yes i do

Lol...

tonights been a riot.

 

Lady: charlie just took off his suit(1:05am)

Lady: hng(1:05am)

Me: ...(1:05am)

Me: Sheen?

 

UNSUCCESSFUL TROLLING IN...

3...

3..

1.

 

Me: are you a raysesed?(12:33am)

KH: uh no why?(12:33am)

Me: because i think youre a raysesed(12:34am)

KH: and what makes u think that(12:34am)

Me: youre a raysesed against the alphabet a course(12:35am)

KH: ???? uh(12:35am)

Me: and wwere not vvery happy about it(12:35am)

KH: whos where!?(12:36am)

Me: i made no mention a a wwhere(12:37am)

KH: FINE WERE?!(12:37am)

Me: wwere not very happy about it(12:37am)

KH: WHOS WWERE!?(12:38am)

Me: your rasesum is not vvery much appreciated among the populace a aquatic beings(12:38am)

Me: in fact(12:39am)

Me: your rasesum is not vvery much appreciated among the populace a land dwellers either(12:39am)

KH: UHHHHH WHA IM NOT RAYSEST THOW U ARE(12:40am)

Me: no need to rage(12:42am)

Me: wwe all get mad from time to time(12:42am)

KH: because ur the raysest!?(12:42am)

Me: now you are just confusing me(12:43am)

Me: make more sense(12:43am)

KH: right as soon as u resume makeing sence(12:44am)

Me: Okay, I'm convinced.(12:45am)

Me: You ARE an idiot.(12:45am)

Me: And also, for the record, it's spelled: "Racist."(12:46am)

KH: so i cant spell(12:46am)

KH: who are u anyway!(12:46am)

Me: I'm your worst firetrucking nightmare.(12:46am)

KH: alright ur one of my ex gf on her period?(12:47am)

Me: Yeah, never heard THAT response before.(12:47am)

Me: Your comebacks are so old, and tiring, it's really starting to make me bored.(12:48am)

Me: It takes a LOT, to make me bored.(12:48am)

KH: great? im not here to intertain u?(12:48am)

Me: I can typically find the fun in anything... even the worst situation.(12:48am)

KH: or maybe u didnt notas(12:48am)

Me: But with you? I'm at a loss.(12:48am)

KH: woo im speceal! TAKE THAT NORTH/SOUTH KOREA!(12:49am)

Me: Hmmm...(12:49am)

Me: not here to entertain me.(12:49am)

KH: YUP im not(12:50am)

Me: Then I'll entertain you.(12:50am)

KH: if u want intertainment play homefront(12:50am)

KH: and u can try(12:50am)

Me: It's spelled 'Entertainment', dickhead.(12:50am)

KH: alright pussyface(12:51am)

Me: Really, that's the best you can do?(12:53am)

Me: My christian mother can come with better insult's then that.(12:54am)

KH: im not trying to insult u i seriously think u have a pussy on ur face(12:55am)

Me: And I seriously think that your head resembles your penis.(12:55am)

Me: Life sucks for everyone...(12:55am)

KH: well i guess it meens i get good head litterly heh!(12:58am)

Me: Would that also imply that I can eat out a pussy?(12:59am)

Me: I suppose that would involve cannibalism...(12:59am)

KH: sure why not(12:59am)

Me: ...(1:00am)

Me: So.(1:00am)

Me: Koko...(1:00am)

Me: she's one sexy betch, ain't she?(1:01am)

KH: sooo! what about her(1:01am)

KH: take out the word bitch and im fine but i dont exsactly say sexy i feel ppl deserve more respect(1:01am)

Me: ...(1:03am)

Me: Uh.(1:03am)

Me: What.(1:03am)

Me: Didn't expect that...(1:03am)

KH: heh....(1:03am)

KH: exsactly(1:03am)

KH: im full of suprizes kinda like ur mom's pants(1:03am)

Me: ...(1:04am)

Me: So, dickhead!(1:04am)

Me: Do you give new meaning to having your mind blown?(1:04am)

KH: lol guess by what u said yes i do

 

I was almost crying out of laughter!! I love you Kuzko!!!

I've never trolled. But it sounds fun. LOL jk

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Stranger: yeah

Stranger: your mother?

Stranger: i firetrucked her last night

You: Oh that's cool.

Stranger: unlike u

Stranger: haha i like firetrucking with strangers

You: Do you mind if the two of us can double penetrate her tonight?

Stranger: sounds good to me

You: Alright I call top.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Jeez, if I knew he wanted top, I would of let him.

 

But I digress. Reverse psychology is fun.

▼: helloo

▲: Will you be my friend?

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▼: heyy

▲: Will you be my friend?

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▼: H3LLO?

▲: WiLL you be my friend?

▼: UHHHMMM

▼: UNLIKELY.

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People are firetrucked up.

Alright. I went on Zingled, and these were the results.

 

 

 

▼: wwheres that wwonka man

▲: No this is Patrick.

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Classic.

 

 

 

 

 

▼: Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo. Ipse domi simul ac nummos contemplar in arca.

▲: firetruck YOUR GIBBERISH.

▼: It's Latin. :c

▲: IT'S firetruckING GIBBERISH TO ME YOU WHORE

▲: kthxbai

You have disconnected.

 

Yeah, I'm cruel.

 

 

 

 

 

▼: hey, stranger!

▲: Why hello there chap.

▼: are you feeling alright?

▲: Yes indeed I am. I'm having my tea and biscuts

▲: With my ol lad here.

▼: do you have another human being sitting on you??

▼: or next to you

▲: You are damn skippy correct.

▲: She is a bird. A nice bird.

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Unleash the power of the British.

 

 

 

 

 

▼: :33 < *ac purrowls around curiously*

▲: Hi

▲: I am Super Kami Guru.

▼: :33 < nie to m33t you!

▲: Nice to meet you too.

▲: NAIL! Take his/her coat.

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NAIL! Put this on the chatlogs.

 

 

 

 

 

▼: arrrr ye salty seadog @http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cool.png

▲: No. But my seadog is salty.

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Mission accomplished.

 

 

 

 

 

▼: hji\

▼: hi*

▲: Hello.

▲: I am Morgan Freeman.

▼: Mel

▲: "Mel" said the black triangle.

▲: As he continues to type.

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▼: hey

▼: how aew u

▲: Did you know that if I lean forward with all my might, I can stick my head inside my rectum?

▼: ok

▼: cool

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Cool story broski

 

 

 

 

 

▼: pee on me

▲: Ok.

▼: firetruck no i said there's a bee on me

▼: get it off get it off

▼: get it off

▲: Should I shoot it with a gun?

▼: yes

▼: use a flamethrower

▲: Alright.

▲: Hold still.....and I got it!

▼: uuuuuuuuuuushddddddddssssfjkl;'

The other user has left

 

Yeah I'm probably going to get the electric chair, huh?

 

 

 

 

 

▼: Hello, Space Cowboy

▼: Sup Tom

▲: Hello binky boy.

▼: I'm going to ask you a favor.

▼: I need you to

▼: DO A BARREL ROLL.

▼: BA DUM TISH

▲: -does barrel roll-

▲: And now you need to

▲: CALL SHENANIGANS!

▼: ......SHENANIGANS.

▲: firetruck YEAH

▲: -high five-

▼: -high five-

▼: SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

▲: DAMN STRAIGHT.

▼: This is funny lol

▲: I know.

▲: Dude....let's touch penises.

▲: Just kidding.

▼: LOL

 

Wait a second, how does this asshole know my name??? (By the way, I actually ran into SK3 on the chats )

 

 

Me: lol(7:02pm)

Me: SILICONE.SALINE.POISON...BY.IM.A.FREE.B-(7:03pm)

Me: how is that a link?(7:12pm)

Lady: idek(7:13pm)

Me: hmmm(7:14pm)

Me: im gonna click it. i swear, if its pron . . .(7:15pm)

Me: *porn.(7:15pm)

Me: OMGEEE(7:15pm)

Lady: just watch(7:15pm)

Me: it was porn.(7:15pm)

Lady: its going to be tentacle porn(7:15pm)

Me: HOWD YOU KNOW?(7:15pm)

Me: oh shi-(7:15pm)

Lady: C:(7:15pm)

Me: HE IS LIKING IT!(7:15pm)

Me: his wife walked in(7:15pm)

Me: NOW SHES GETTING RAPED. oh wait- she likes it.(7:16pm)

Lady: xDD(7:16pm)

Me: holy shit! the husband turned into a tentacle thingay1(7:16pm)

Lady: o-o(7:16pm)

Me: now the daughter walks in with her friends. . .(7:17pm)

Me: THEY ARE ALL GETTING- oh wait, the ugly one was murdered.(7:17pm)

Me: I gess even tentacle thingay have limits.(7:17pm)

Me: this is boring now. *click*

 

I bet RoxSox has a boner now.

 

 

I bet RoxSox has a boner now.

 

You know me to well.