This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4

Me: OMG

Me: THIS IS LIKE

Me: SO PERFECT

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: What the

Me: IT'D PERFECT

Me:

Me: *it's

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: wha

RoxSoxKH: I don't know

RoxSoxKH: what I

RoxSoxKH: just watched

RoxSoxKH: But I really want some weed now.

Me: YOU SHOULD THANK ME

Me: /shot

RoxSoxKH: *thanks you*

Me: YAYZ

 

It's just that good

Me: but you can be pretend drunk and hit on people

RoxSoxKH: Why would I want to do that.

RoxSoxKH: That's not my style.

Me: because if they think you are creepy

Me: the next day you just say you were drunk

RoxSoxKH: Why would I ever put myself in the position where someone would think I was creepy and I would then have to lie to make it seems like I WASNT creepy

RoxSoxKH: that

RoxSoxKH: isn't really

RoxSoxKH: right

Me: but fullproof

RoxSoxKH: because if they think I was creepy and I have to lie to make it seem like I wasn't, then that means I WAS creepy

Me: but you were fake drunk. so you had to act like you were drunk and sometimes drunk people are creepy. meaning fake drunk you is creepy

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: No, it means I did creepy things under the guise of being creepy

RoxSoxKH: drunk*

Me: exactly

Me: meaning you arent really creepy

RoxSoxKH: ...

Me: and then you already broke the ice of talking to the girl

RoxSoxKH: which still makes me creepy

Me: and you can show her how not creepy you are

Me: and make sex with them

Me: her*

Me: fullproof

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: sigh

Me: im just tryin to help a brotha out

Me: i mean

Me: you could just go say hi to someone....

Me: but thats to simple

Me: you need complex

RoxSoxKH: I don't need any help, really.

RoxSoxKH: Especially with you know...

RoxSoxKH: bar tactics

RoxSoxKH: I'm sixteen, jesus

Me: well you can still get ladies at 16

RoxSoxKH: Well, yeah

RoxSoxKH: but not using fakedrunk bar tactics

Me: ok ok

Me: walk up to a girl

Me: and pretend your leg

Me: is broken

Me: that way you can just say you were out of it if she says youre creepy

RoxSoxKH: ....

RoxSoxKH: I would prefer to "get girls"

RoxSoxKH: by being honest

RoxSoxKH: If you start a relationship by being fake

RoxSoxKH: then the relationship is fake

Me: but see you arent starting it fake

Me: cause when you talk to the girl as not "out of it cause your leg is broken" you.

Me: theeeen you are yourself

Me: fullproof

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: I don't really

RoxSoxKH: follow that logic

RoxSoxKH: but okay

Me:

Me: i give the best advice ever

 

 

 

 

 

Xylek: they don't have megatrons comics origin

Me: awww

Xylek: they said he was a gladiator named megatronus

Xylek: now i've heard that one before

Xylek: but

Xylek: megatronus

Xylek: is one of the 13 primes

Xylek: aka the fallen

Me: bwahaha

Xylek: i think in the comics

Xylek: megatron was a worker who accidentally killed someone

Xylek: and in jail

Xylek: frenzy and someone else

Xylek: said hey

Xylek: we liked the way you murdered the shit outta that guy

Me: not anymore

Xylek: hmmm?

Me: Eskimos

Xylek: eskimos...

Me: yes

Xylek: your tellin me that megatron became some big asshole leader because eskimos?

Me: yup

Me: its canon

Xylek: im not sure i've seen winter on cybertron

Me: well.

Me: there is

Me: you just learned it

Me: from x

Xylek: your not x

Xylek:

Me: the cybertron destroyer.

Xylek: but wait

Xylek: if there is winter on cybertron where eskimos live

Me: in the cold

Me: duh

Me: eskimo robots

Xylek: does that mean that canadians are descendants of these eskimo cybertronians?

Me: no

Me: theyre from a different planet xylek

Me: geeze

Xylek: transformers come to earth dduuuhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: so? you cant have sex with a transformer

Me: bwahahahaha

Me: trans

Me: like transgender

Xylek: yeah

Me: like people who have a penis and a vagina

Me: ooooh haha

Xylek: i get it

 

 

 

 

 

Xylek: they don't have megatrons comics origin

Me: awww

Xylek: they said he was a gladiator named megatronus

Xylek: now i've heard that one before

Xylek: but

Xylek: megatronus

Xylek: is one of the 13 primes

Xylek: aka the fallen

Me: bwahaha

Xylek: i think in the comics

Xylek: megatron was a worker who accidentally killed someone

Xylek: and in jail

Xylek: frenzy and someone else

Xylek: said hey

Xylek: we liked the way you murdered the shit outta that guy

Me: not anymore

Xylek: hmmm?

Me: Eskimos

Xylek: eskimos...

Me: yes

Xylek: your tellin me that megatron became some big asshole leader because eskimos?

Me: yup

Me: its canon

Xylek: im not sure i've seen winter on cybertron

Me: well.

Me: there is

Me: you just learned it

Me: from x

Xylek: your not x

Xylek:

Me: the cybertron destroyer.

Xylek: but wait

Xylek: if there is winter on cybertron where eskimos live

Me: in the cold

Me: duh

Me: eskimo robots

Xylek: does that mean that canadians are descendants of these eskimo cybertronians?

Me: no

Me: theyre from a different planet xylek

Me: geeze

Xylek: transformers come to earth dduuuhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: so? you cant have sex with a transformer

Me: bwahahahaha

Me: trans

Me: like transgender

Xylek: yeah

Me: like people who have a penis and a vagina

Me: ooooh haha

Xylek: i get it

 

Megatron has multiple different origins. In one he was a gladiator, in another he was a soldier, in another he was actually a MINER... I'm kind of rusty on my lore.

 

The name thing tho...

 

The Fallen's name was Megatronus. Megatron named himself based on the Fallen. I forget what his name was before he took the Megatron title, though.

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Megatron_(G1)

 

Yeah, I like Transformers, deal with it.

RoxSoxKH: Chaos reigns supreme.

RoxSoxKH: There is no peace.

RoxSoxKH: This place is no longer our Bastion.

RoxSoxKH: As the ocean blue walls that once protected us fall inward, and the chaos seizes us and everything we love...

RoxSoxKH: there is no protector.

RoxSoxKH: No one to help.

RoxSoxKH: No one to save us.

Me: What are you smoking?

theultimatesorafan: Air  

EnfinityMAD: tatatarata

Me: baaaam

EnfinityMAD: tatatarataaaaa

Me: tatabaraaam

EnfinityMAD: I approve

EnfinityMAD: anyway I

EnfinityMAD: -'m sleepy.

EnfinityMAD has left the chatroom

EnfinityMAD:  guten-something.

Me: good for you. i need to stay for watching the rwby

Me: why everybody think im german? 

(guten-german word, meaning:good in english)

Snow: https://www.facebook.c...ef=ts(5:11am)

Snow: who is this man(5:11am)

Snow: he added me(5:11am)

Snow: but why(5:11am)

Me: why the firetruck would I know(5:11am)

Snow: i dont know(5:11am)

Snow: i just thought maybe you knew more about indians than i did(5:12am)

Me: why would you think that(5:12am)

Snow: because you're roxsox(5:13am)

Me: ...(5:13am)

Me: Well okay then.(5:13am)

Snow: well next time(5:14am)

Snow: i won't come to you(5:14am)

Snow: to ask about indians(5:14am)

Snow: i will ask dchiuch(5:14am)

Snow: he might know something about those primitive people(5:14am)

Me: why would DC know(5:13am)

Me: he's australian(5:13am)

Me: they don't know anything(5:13am)

Me: except how to avert death(5:13am)

Me: until they die(5:13am)

Snow: im curious about that myself(5:15am)

Snow: there are millions of animals that can kill you in just a square mile of australia(5:15am)

Snow: but(5:15am)

Snow: thats how indians lived(5:15am)

Snow: so maybe he can make some connections

Me: but i mean

Me: a lot of girls i know

Me: dont like blowing guys who have the skin there

Me: so i mean

Me: you could be denying your son potential blow jobs

RoxSoxKH: You know how some condoms are "ribbed for her pleasure"

RoxSoxKH: those are made to simulate the feeling of an uncircumcised penis inside the vagina

Me: yes

Me: but blow jobs sox

Me: blow jobs

RoxSoxKH: He'll have to take the fall

Me: now thats just meeaaaaan

Me: what if hes with a girl when he is young

Me: and they were just gonna do oral

Me: but she wont do it

Me: so they decide to have sex instead

Me: he didnt have condoms because he wasnt expecting it

Me: and she got pregnant

Me: and then he has to drop out of school

Me: and get a job

Me: and then he lives under your roof

Me: and you have to help

Me: and youll fight

Me: and all that

Me: and he ends up working at mcdonalds his whole life because he has no education

Me: and he takes up a life of drinking and smoking

Me: and dies young

Me: leaving his child fatherless

Me: so his mom has to find a new daddy

Me: and then the child doesnt like him

Me: so he kills him

Me: and the child ends up in jail for life

Me: and the mom is a widow and her child is a murderer

Me: so she commits suicide

Me: all because you didnt circumcise your child

Me: what then sox

Me: what then

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: you just turned that into a whole "don't circumcise your child. DirectTV"

Me: "Why you should circumcise your child"*

RoxSoxKH: don't mock my typo bitch

Edited August 12, 201312 yr by Megaman X

Hei: i had a dresser in my closet(1:09pm)

Me: riveting story(1:09pm)

Me: I am hungry(3:07pm)

Snow: I am horny(3:09pm)

Me: WELL OKAY THEN(3:08pm)

Snow: HEY(9:59pm)

Me: WHAT(9:58pm)

Snow: HI(9:59pm)

Me: HEY(9:59pm)

Snow: WHAT(9:59pm)

Me: HI(9:58pm)

Snow: HEY(9:59pm)

Me: WHAT(9:58pm)

Snow: HI(10:00pm)

Me: HEY(9:59pm)

Snow: brb fap break(10:00pm)

Me: ...(9:59pm)

Me: didn't you already do that once today(9:59pm)

Snow: ...(10:00pm)

Snow: firetruck, you're right(10:00pm)

Snow: nevermind then(10:01pm)

Snow: WHAT(10:01pm)

 

Snow: HEY(9:59pm)

Me: WHAT(9:58pm)

Snow: HI(9:59pm)

Me: HEY(9:59pm)

Snow: WHAT(9:59pm)

Me: HI(9:58pm)

Snow: HEY(9:59pm)

Me: WHAT(9:58pm)

Snow: HI(10:00pm)

Me: HEY(9:59pm)

Snow: brb fap break(10:00pm)

Me: ...(9:59pm)

Me: didn't you already do that once today(9:59pm)

Snow: ...(10:00pm)

Snow: firetruck, you're right(10:00pm)

Snow: nevermind then(10:01pm)

Snow: WHAT(10:01pm)

 

What the hell is up with like the time?

What the hell is up with like the time?

I have no idea what the deal with that is. Copying and pasting chat logs acts up sometimes.

I have no idea what the deal with that is. Copying and pasting chat logs acts up sometimes.

 

Perhaps his desktop/laptop's time is off from yours.

Perhaps his desktop/laptop's time is off from yours.

I dunno. I'm just wondering why my copies from chat logs show the time at all when no one elses does.

I dunno. I'm just wondering why my copies from chat logs show the time at all when no one elses does.

you've probably enabled the 'show/hide time' thing.  it looks like a clock on the chat window, right under who you're chatting with.

you've probably enabled the 'show/hide time' thing.  it looks like a clock on the chat window, right under who you're chatting with.

Nope.

 

 

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...10133

Me: isnt he charming?

Me: x3;

Me: oh dear your just speechless

Me: hehehe

Sora96: You should view some Riku hentai if you love him so much.

Me: Okay x)

I feeeel nice nananananana like sugar and spice yeeeeah

B)

Firaga: hey

Me: hye

Firaga: Do you have something against Luffy?

Firaga: Or do you just like saying monkey dick? lol

Me: haha

Me: his name is monkey D luffy

Me: so i just like sayin monkey dick

Me:

Firaga: Well, no one knows what the D stands for anyway, so you might be on to something.

Me: yeah

Me: and there are more people with D in their name

Firaga: Yeah, a lot.

Me: so every has dick

Firaga: Gol. D Roger, Portgas D. Ace, Marshall D. Teach...

Firaga: There's a bunch of them lol

Me: monkey D dragon

Me: monkey D garp

Me: it never ends

Firaga: yeah, him too

Firaga: it's a sausage fest!

Me: haha

Firaga: Well, actually, Portgas D. Rouge is the one exception, so nvm lol

Me: hmmm?

Me: ohhh haha

Me: no her too

Me:

Firaga: She's a chick with a dick...

Firaga: Orale

Me:

 

the real will of D

RoxSoxKH: just be sure to clean up

RoxSoxKH: best way to fall asleep

RoxSoxKH: you don't want to wake up in the morning with your hand on your dick, crusty shit on your chest, and your mom looking down over you

Me: pffft

Me: hahahaha

Me: something tells me that happened to you

i think roxy has had sum werid shiet hapen 2 him

Guy Friend: This meal was good. Full of chewy vagina

Guy Friend: BACON

Guy Friend: I MEANT BACON

Guy Friend: DAMN AUTOACORRECT HOW THE firetruck DID YOU EVEN GET THAT

Me: Lmao best autocorrect ever

Hei: go sit in the corner and count to spoon

Me: How does one count to spoon.

Hei: 1,2,3,4 can I have a little more

Hei: 4,5,6,7, spoon

Me: Ah. So that's how.

Hei: creepy creepy creepy

Hei: well not so creepy

Hei: could've been creepy

Hei: still creepy

Me: I want a tic tac

Hei: it's your wayne newton

Me: That's not a person that exists.

Hei: you have descended into madness

Me: I have ascended into enlightenment.

Hei: foot long car keys for officers named selzer burdbox

Hei: HEI OUT

Me: inch short plane wings for park rangers named bob davis

Me: rick davis' cousin

Me: ROX OUT

Hei: It was a cold and windy night. The tree's scraped against the window because someone didn't trim them last month. I was the sole survivor of the heihachitsukikojoramedaneyatsunasobonikuniyabarai clan, the clan whose hair was as swift as the mightiest of small eggplants. Suddenly dragontigers attacked my dojo (oh yeah, I'm in a dojo). It was only natural that I put on my leather jacket and some shades to look badass while kick these baddies asses. One by one they dropped dead because my kicks are as strong as a 50ft metal beam dropping from space, yeah I know it's crazy. Dumbasses didn't even see it coming, and I got to look cool. Such is the way of the heihachitsukikojoramedaneyatsunasobonikuniyabarai clan. Now, I must resume my day and pick up some groceries at the store because damn I need to make some tasty soup bars.

Me: I read that all in Jack Blacks voice.

Hei: You jackass