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Ah, ignorance is bliss. It must be, because the peons rejoice in their little worlds as the ones with a little common sense rise above.
Paranoia repliedor, not so common sense, as the case may be. And by that, I mean the ones like me, who can distinguish bullshit when others are spewing it from their mouths.
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Re-watching Flint the Time Detective. My inner child has never been so giddy.

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You've got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone.
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So I found an old video of me and my ex on my iPod, from a year and a half ago. It's just a simple video, us sitting in my room, and talking to our "future child" about how things were at the time. It really bothers me to see how happy I was at the time and comparing to how miserable I am now.
Oishii repliedGod, I can't even imagine. I'm glad I never did anything like that with my last boyfriend...
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I see people on this site hooking up and looking cute together, and I'm over here, raging at league and waiting for the next VG Cats update.
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"I'm sure the goal is 'I touched her once, and I want to do it again!' But, If she's a lesbian, then that just isn't going to happen." "Maybe I'll just sit down" "Yeah, Maybe you will
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Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it. Why did you do that?
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Just once, can I PLEASE enjoy my milkshake without all the boys coming to my yard?
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That moment when I'm trying to console my ex about her cat that just passed away, and I'm trying as hard as I can to hold back the cat puns :x