Everything posted by Paranoia
- My Vulcan senses are tingling.
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Here's a list of things, that Xylek likes to suck: Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick...
Don't forget Butts
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Now I don't give a shit about the sectarianism riddled throughout these parades but I was just ge...
Shove a banana in a trombone.
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I'm just gonna sit over here and puke sadness until I can play 400 Days.
There's a second one?
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I'm just gonna sit over here and puke sadness until I can play 400 Days.
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*kicks car door open and recoils and hits me right in the face* This day will so end well.
I know your pain bro.
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Kinsey Scale Test
"F: The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person."
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Got ready, contacts in, clothes on, make up done, hair done in less than 10 minutes, I rock
We got a record setter over here.
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Microsoft sends a present for Seattle's Gay Pride parade
http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/master-chiefs-newest-mission-support-gay-pride http://cheezburger.com/7622401024 I have to say, this is pretty neat-o.
- I wish I could wear tank tops outside the comfort of my own home without constantly feeling terri...
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hmmm... wondering what anime I should watch. I have too many to choose from
Clannad or Outlaw Star
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Post a picture of yourself!
This is a photo of the trip I took last week to Mississippi. My family and I went on a fishing adventure off the Gulf of Mexico and caught some really nice fish. I'm in the middle
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I was 15 miles off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico earlier today, deep sea fishing. Gonna make some killer meals from what we caught
- Ouya came out today.
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Don't cry for me. Just hold me tight. And keep me inside you dwarven belly.
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If you like onision, I hate you more then I hate Twilight.
I like /some/ of his comedy videos, but his Speaks and UhOhBro channels are garbage.
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Today I had a Korean bulgogi taco and a raspberry cheesecake empanada. Ahh, fusion food. It's s...
The empanada sounds so good ;w;
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So I'm going to ask someone out....
All I can say is be as honest as possible. Bring up how you feel when you two hang out, and let her know the good qualities about her. As long as you be yourself and stay honest, you shouldn't ruin your friendship with her.
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:)
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- Has anyone ever looked back?
This is KH13 from back when I joined: http://web.archive.org/web/20090707200918/http://kh13.com/