Oblivion

Terra: And if you look to your right, you'll see yet another door, and that concludes our tour of the castle, have a nice day.

CYNDAQUIL FTW. Sorry about your charger though, hope it gets fixed vuz HeartGold is da shitt.

I would write what I wish to call them on their birth certificates. Questions?

its not in a place only her husband would see... but its not in a place others WANT to see. Good thing she lives in Ohio. @Savagenymph- there are very few hills in Texas, lmao. I shall try.

This is a complete run through of what WENT DOWN at the convention center today. So me and my dad arrive, take our seat which aren't on the floor mosh pit but are not in Alaska, and we wait. Silversun Pickups open the show; I haven't heard them before but they were quite good, and the frontman was cracking jokes, trying to see which side of the audience could beat each other with camera flashes,etc. Having neve been to a concert, I thought their setup was quite good, (lights). They had simple colors along with strobe lights and spotlights and the like. Then the frontman calls our attention to what we assumed was just part of the background, three towers behind them. He says, "Look. See that thing behind (Nikki?[bass player])? Joe, hey Joe, did you notice that big thing behind you? Oh, wait... there's one behind me too! Heh... we didn't bring those. Guess who did?" The audience screeches, "MUUUUUUUUUUSE!" The guy laughs, and says "Thats right. And let me tell you- they use the firetruck outta them." Oh was a truer statement ever spoken? So eventually they leave and we wait for Muse. We wait. And we wait. Then the lights go out, and the cheering begins. For ten more minutes, we wait.Everyone is a little confused, because theres no drumset on stage. Where ARE they? Then- BAM! Out of nowhere, Uprising EXPLODES out of all the instruments, and the middle section of the towers open, and there's Muse, 15 feet in the air in glowing red towers with sexy close ups of them singing. They could have been dancing jigs and screaming "HA! Look what we've got!" and it wouldn't have made a diffrence. EVERYBODY cheered, and what happened next was a laser-tastic, tower image,screaming, jumoing up and down in place, turquoise pants, throw-balloons-filled-with-confetti-into-the-audience, piano-fied, running back and forth, letting the crowd sing, popping balloons with guitar, winnie the pooh song, harmonica ARMAGEDDON. Pictures when I've glued my face back on. :cool:

My great aunt who happens to be 63 got a shamrock tattoo. Guess where? She also sent a pic to my mom. I was looking at it, and I'm like "Is it on her arm?" My mom says "Nope." I look again. "Is it on her leg?" "Nope." I turn it sideways. "OOOOOOOOH." :s

we give DC a birthday present. THE END.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a fancy camaro? I don't have a fancy camaro in my garage. What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the bat mobile? "Robin, get in the bat mobile." Two atoms bump into each other, the first says "I've lost an electron!", the second says "Are you sure?". The first says, "I'm positive!" A dyslexic man walks into a bra... A woman passes out after giving birth, when she comes to, the nurse comes to her with good news and bad news. The bad news: her baby is a red head. Good news: it died. whats a fruit and a vegetable? a paraplegic homosexual Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey? A mule. A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane. However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other

YOU ARE AWESOME! SO IS THIS SONG- 41xyYkpwImU AND THIS OLD GUY! tMwhl4IrPNc

I wouldn't have realized, thank you.

Oblivion walked in, eating some ice cream. "I love you, ice cream. With my mouth." She stopped as she saw what was going. Then she backed away slowly. "Not gunna ask."

Demyx plus Xigbar... scary. And I suppose being like Axel is a compliment. As for the nickname, you are most welcome. And what do you mean, senior? lol

Compared to some peoples posts you are great. You certainly don't talk too much

Consider us aquainted, AWise. What... exactly... do you mean by flamesilocks? My dictionary is apparently lacking...?

yo mama so fat that when yo daddy try and kiss her, he has to slap her leg and ride the wave up! yo mama is E for Everyone!

Me gusta tocar la guitarra. Mi madre tom

This is an emerging band I found and would like to share, they mashup songs that are pop and rock, and unlike most cover bands the vocals are suprisingly good. There's basically NOTHING about them yet, but their debut Cd, Reimaginator, contains two songs that i found videos for on youtube, heaven and heaven, and dont stop the sandman (guess which two songs that last one is?) Theres also a third song i liked that I couldnt find, it was a mix of crazy train and jessies girl. If you like you some 80's rock give these guys a listen.

really really. you think i lie? never. you are handsome young man and you don't need a woman to complete you.

no problem, complimenting people is what i do on slow tuesday evenings.

Im gonna call you gizmo gizelita. its a high honor me calling you that.

the meek might inherit the earth but for now it belongs to Roxas #13, you can quote me on that, ha. We all love you dude.

yes. Muse. March 17th, BABY! I'll post on this thread what shenanigans went down afterwards.

I vote to split Entertainment. I wouldn't worry about spreading it out too much, this site is always growing and as they say "If you build/make it, the will come/post," haha. I also ask for a team of hyper intelligent monkeys trained to replace the pronoun "i" with "I". haha, im kidding, thats not a forum!

This thread is really good. I've always been curious about other country's disposition to the U.S. And while not all of it is true, some parts are. Its kind of like (insert hated vegetable here), you don't like it neccessarily, but it's still good for you. (meaning Americans) FROM an American, here's some genric feedback on some of the stereotypes. They are all fat. I'm pretty sure that America has the largest percent of obese people in it, but still, no one should paint everyone here with the same brush. They are all ugly I beg to differ. I've seen some pretty cute peope in my short time. Though I can't say I've had much reference for how hot other countries' people are. though if all I have to go on are some of the people on this site then i guess america is screwed, ha Aaron's point about racism and contoversy I am not racist. My community isn't either, we all treat it like a joke; we've got africans telling "black jokes" abd mexicans telling "mexican jokes" all the time. I haven't seen racism alot in my life. As for controversy, thats for people who have nothing better to discuss. If people are gonna take offense at what someone else does, GTFO of America. Its a free country, thats why people come here. Who cares if Tiger Woods slept with all those women? HE'S A GOLFER PEOPLE. Lets all grow up now. Aaron's Point about Guns Our bill of rights for our citizens gives us the right to bear arms. I have never seen anyone with a gun in their home, save for my grandpa's hunting rilfes, and I have never seen a gun fired, except for cross country, and those were blanks. Laziness Pnce again you can't classif everyone under the same term, I see about an equal amount of people who are lazy and those who aren't. Personally, I run miles daily in athletics, participate in Cross Country and Track, and I do not watch television. I know that sounds weird but I swear you guys I don't watch it cuz it's not interesting to me. I only occasionally watch an episode of 1000 ways to die or George Lopez when my sister begs me to. I haven't turned on a Tv for the purpose of watching it in years, and I am completely hopeless when my mom calls to ask me to record something for her, cuz I don't know how. Stupid I don't have much of any excuse for this. Even I am disgusted by how utterly stupid my classmates are. In America, you have a right to a good education, so people take it for granted. In poorer countries, the opportunity to get an education is a privilige; most kids I notice here think it's in the way. Ignorant of other cultures This is related to the above one; I think alot of people are not informed about other countries. The other day a kid walked in my class and told my teacher, "Hey, you know in Australia they have a cow farm as big as Texas?" Geez. Personally, I like knwing about life elsewhere, and I want to travel the world one day and learn about other cultures. =) Politics, Government, E.t.c America first formed their government after declaring independence from Great Britain. They called the king a tyrant and hated the monarchy. They were terrified to form a government that would hand one person too much power, and the first government they made, The Articles of Confederation, was actually too weak! The entire country flew into chaos. Finally, the Constitution was written, and I feel that it separates power nicely between branches of government. Unfortunately, that is not to say we have good people running it. There are people there that don't deserve their position and are corrupting some things. If you place a white rose into a vase that is filled with water colored with blue coloring, eventually the petals shall start to turn blue. Obama My opinion of Obama gets lower everyday. Though we can't judge his work until he does something, he won't be president, until he DOES something. He enticed the country with the one word everyone wanted to hear: change. And he was elected. I tried not to bias my opinions on things, but there you have it from an American. Its long isnt it, hahaha.