Oblivion

^Always got the impression you found me annoying. Thanks for caring though. I could be wrong. In fact I'm probably wrong. But I kindof thought about advancement of the plot, and not really about boss fights and such.

First of all I'd like to thank you all for such a warm welcome back after my months-long hiatus. It's a charming story you'll never hear, I promise. Good point Sora96, its my fault as I have not been keeping up with recent information. I am sorry I wasted your time. To everyone as a whole, my bad; It is obvious Xehanort will come back, I was being a dumbass. I think I meant him returning in a form we've seen so far, like his regular body or Terra. If Terra saves himself, Xehanort's gonna have to find a new vessel. Lastly, to that absolutely lovely avatar-less member that seems to be having trouble with a jammed Caps lock key and who's username, if I remember correctly, rhymed with "cocky ignorant n00b" - You're stupid.

This is Oblivion's Comprehensive THEORY guide on the possibilites of returning characters. Spoilers are included. RETURNING CHARACTERS: .01%- Marluxia: This is because theres absolutely no reason to bring him back; he tried to kill Sora, tortured Namine, and the entire Organization knows he is a traitor. No plot threads could come from him. Unless Nomura decides to bring the entire Organization back, Marly is gonna stay dead. .01%- Larxene: Same reasons as Marluxia. She teamed up with him, and Sora hates her guts. If she comes back someones gonna reverse it quickly. 10%-Lexeaus: He really doesn't have a big role in any game, but he might come back, just because he might have a glorious role to play. He is the "silent hero" after all... 10%- Xaldin: He might have something to do too, but I still don't think it's likely he will return, mostly because there isn't much he'd be useful for plot-wise. 20%- Ansem the Wise: He went out in style for his mistakes, and frankly, he isn't really needed anymore. 25%-Vexen: He's a brilliant damn scientist, so he knows alot about the inner workings of what the organization's experiments were. He's also a coward, though, so he might not return for that reason. 35%- Zexion: As Vexen's aide, he has much the same reasons as Vexen; however, he's a popular character, his weapon was never really used much, and he's extremely crafty, so he'd introduce alot of plausible plot threads. 35%- Vanitas: Much as I hate to say it, Vanitas doesn't have alot more business to take care of among the living. He's probably gone for good, but say his lingering spirit starts to haunt someone... or Nomura wants someone of the old crowd to spice things up for Sora (imagine him seeing Vanita's face!) If Ventus's heart gets restored, it's safe to say thats the easiest excuse for him to come back. 35%- Master Eraqus: He should be gone for good, but he might just make it back to teach Sora ancient ways of the keyblades, and possibly make Sora a keyblade master. 45%- Demyx: He's a little cowardly, and serves almost no purpose, but he's lovable, and we all know he's harmless. If he returns, he'll probably join with Sora and Co. 50%- Luxord: He has even odds of returning; he never really had such a big role, but, being the expert gambler he is, he knows how to pick sides to his advantage, so he could be either bad or good. With his luck, he might just make it back... 65%- Xion: Now, I really don't think she has any business turning up again, but she really didn't do anything to deserve her banishment, and she's a good character. Nomura might just go with the "happy everybody lives" ending. 70%-Xehanort: His old body may have been destroyed, but if Terra gets free of him, you can bet he'll want revenge. He's a crafty keyblade master, has ancient knowledge, and if Vanitas can have a spirit hanging around, Xehanort certainly can. 90%-Roxas: He's technically still alive, but I'm talking about living separately from Sora. He'll fnd a way to live apart from Sora, and find Axel, and spend his days eating ice cream again, maybe even with Xion. 90%-Namine: Same reasons as Roxas, and because she has power over memories, which is useful. She could possibly be the one to unearth Sora's memory of meeting Ven. 95%-Terra:I think its safe to say Terra will come back, to make up with his friends one last time. Even so, it might just be too late for him, so his odds are not positive. 100%- Axel: Axel is most certainly going to have his last word, as always. He will return, since Nomura has stated he wants Axel to anyways, and reunite with either Roxas, or, if thats not possible, Sora. 100%- Saix: If Nomura has any good points, its his promise to, sooner or later, explain everything. Bringing Saix back, he can explain his and Axel's frienship further, how they plotted against the organization, how they started hating each other, and, lastly, they will become friends again, because that is how Kingdom Hearts works. 100%-Master Aqua: She made a damn promise, and she isn't evenb truly dead, and its high time she got out of the dark realm. She and her friends will be together once more if its the last thing she does.Because she's a motherfiretrucking keyblade MASTER. 100%-Ventus: He is the X-blade, he is integral to the upcoming storyline, and he is closer than ever to getting his heart back; Sora is getting close. Aqua will see that her promise is fufillied. 101%-Xigbar: He knows more about everything than anyone else, and his motives and complete knowledge have not yet been revealed. I consider him the most dangerous Organization member; he knows more about Xemnas than Xemnas himself does. At one point, it almost seemed like Xigbar was a good guy, but be wary of him. He hasn't had his final say yet, and you can bet he'll get it.

Once a sub was being mean to the class and told us all to shut up. Then she started writing on the board and people resumed talking. She said "Why am I hearing voices?" and I yelled "Cuz you're mental!" ahhhh, 4th grade....

Eterna. Sorry to break it to you... but I am a straight female. Maybe you got a bit carried away.

Good thing I logged in and saw this. Otherwise there would have been HELL TO PAY. hahaha. jk. (seriously now) Puberty? I grew up young. I'm past all THAT already. (But I just got home from my first date)

You just caught Mewtwo, you have no healing items left and none of the 3 pokemon you have left have any PP, and who is standing outside of Cerulean Cave waiting for you? GARY MUTHAfiretruckIN OAK! ...seriously though, sometimes that game has some difficult stuff. What about any really spectacular captures?? In Sapphire, for instance, i wanted to catch raquayza and I used all my ultra balls and great balls (I had around 70) and quite a few nest balls and that sort of thing. so after a while i get pissed and throw a damn pokeball at the thing. AND IT CATCHES IT. Also once I found a shiny buizel, and i only had a quick ball on me. i caught it though. I've also found a shiny venonat (which I caught) and 2 shiny unknown (one was a few years ago, i accidentally ran away, the second maybe a month ago, it was like god gave me another chance.

Haha. i was hoping someone would catch that. I applaud you.

I fail at failing. It is anatomically impossible for me to fail at anything that I do. I was born perfect, thwarting religious and scientific explantion alike, but stunning any who cross my path. Failure is not an option for me, nor has it ever been. I feel your jealousy.

Yeah I like Texts From Last Night and Amirite, have any of you heard of that one?

These are the true winners I thought I'd share- "My math teacher staples Burger King applications to failed tests." "I'm firetrucking your sister right now." "You motherfiretrucker." "She's next." "So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward" "im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test" "First off: I'm drunk so firetruck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: firetruck 3 Doors Down" "I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart" "I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet" "I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building" "Tie" "i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like firetruck YEAH TINY MANATEE" "o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket" "I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians." "I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?" "i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer." "dude. I'm so drunk." "pete, this is bryce's mom" "I can't wait to have my cock in your ass" "pete, this is still bryce's mom" "also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am." "i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?" "i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right" "Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex". "You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast." "I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain." "hows the party?" "ists fjcssing insceredle" "be there in 10" "How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist" "Did you just put 9lbs of birdseed on my car?" "You weighed it?" "So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be"

I share birthdays with Cella. Be jealous.

Anyways, compared to the usual overreaction and emotional-ness of all the other characters in the series, Terra seems a little.....bland. For a main character.

He does. I'm not too far in the game but from what I've noticed, he has a bad monotone, doesn't react to anything, seems to think he's better than everyone else but doesn't have any reason to support it. He shows no emotion, doesn't get as upset over things, watches Maleficent take off with Aurora's heart.... and what with his (for lack of a better term) chaps? He's LAAAAAAME. Discuss? Debate?

Opened up BBS like 30 minutes ago. Pretty awesome until- That gay effing red boss in enchanted dominion(the audience chamber?) is FARKING KILLING ME. HARD. I'm doing Terra's story, and yes I realize I'm asking for help on boss 1... help me. I usually rely on defense and terra's is absolutely disgusting. Please tips anyone?

Now..... Rick Rolling will renew with much vigor again.

6.... almost a full week

Can't read my pokerface....

Yeah right. You don't know my name or my face. Half the people here don't know my gender. I AM A MYSTERY

Man This thread made me think Weird Al made a new song called I hate you. Bummer.

So. Texas is a big place.

GDS... did they get the cow down?

I put a black ring around my teachers eye in first grade. Intentionally. I wanted to see if my invention would work.

Add another Xemnas fight, I don't think there was enough.

How did I know this thread was going to be pure nonsense?