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GUYS DIRKJAKE MIGHT HAPPEN WHJEBFWEF EMY SHIP IS READY TO SET SAIL
They appear in Act 6
OHH
Okay.
I'm at Act 5 now.
MY SHIP ISN'T SINKING, I REPEAT MY SHIP ISN'T SINKING
Tempting fate, mate.
Just like the Titanic. o3o
IM GOING TO SCREAM
I don't blame you.
I have the perfect way to scream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmNgJzqwWA
My mom left without telling me or my sister there was something on the stove so it started burning and we caught it before anything caught on fire but the house is full of smoke
....did u do most of it or just started?
I need two more paragraphs, have to cite all my sources, check it over and fluff it up and a bit more and try to bullshit two book sources
O___O god you have a lot to do. I write the 2 paragraphs and cite all sources and get 90-100 always.
So my house is full of smoke
Cigarette or fire smoke?
Well, that's not good.
someone write my research paper for me
il do it..... but it might not be what you expect
Our Friend is having very naughty thoughts.
thats just for your comment ....besides how am i going to write a naughty research paper
my head hurts now
*gives virtual medicine*
2, 4, 6, 8 heard you like to fornicate!
I will eat cookies now, fml
Not anatomically possible.
OH FOR GOD SAKES!
suck my dick im a bus
CATFIGHT!
HOLD MY WEAVE
HOLD MY RINGS!
mmmm yogurt
Diet?
no, it's vanilla yogurt mixed with granola and raisins. best thing ever
I dislike raisins.
I JUST HAD SEEEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
I know WHEN you lose your virginity.
Its when 2 people who love each other very very much...u know the rest.
Oh, how you lose your virginity. Let's just say it's BEFORE you cum.
IK =_=
My mouth huuuuurts
I approve of this.
Me too as long as I'm not in this.
I approve this for the lulz.
THAT DOES NOT TASTE NICE
Crab dip tastes nice. How could it not?
Ghetto bread
johndave is my otp
johndave is illegitimate because I am Dave's wife.
begone with you, i shun you
Make me. o3o
had a good time at my friend's house aaah i miss my friends ;A;
R.I.P Buddy ;n;
Who?
Buddy
the dog
*commences moment of silence in honor*
My girlfriend's dog died aaaaah fghdgcfjrjwbhsebbd ;n;
NO
I FELL SO SORRY ;A;
Im at my friends casa
You remind me of thise video:
i love running khtrollsecrets