Tom

Dear IRL Friends, please stop making accounts on this site, RIB WHILE STILL CAN RIB.

Well this is a surprise. Welcome back and shit.

Tattoos have been around for as long as 3000-4000 BC, google Otzi the Iceman, you'll see what I mean.. The oldest version of the Bible that we'll ever get is as old as 200-400 BC. Do you they teach how the timeline in history works in school or something? I know you're bored on the forum, and I know you'll end up posting another silly Random thread, but refrain from the words, "Fun Facts". It'll save my forehead from potentially becoming red and numb from my own sadistic hand, and hopefully I speak for everyone when I say that. But hey, if you're bored, there is a really cheap vacation that you can go to. Seriously, it's also pretty easy to get a suntan on this vacation, and it's requires no transportation, no parenting, and absolutely no work. It's called outdoors. It'll save you money and boredom, and you might just look like a Oompa Loompa like those from Jersey Shore. It works everytime. Try it. I've been doing it lately, and it really becomes an enjoyable vacation.

Welp let's see, my list of Video Games I Am Excited For. Hmmm...just Assassin's Creed III? That's it? Well I've been fooled...what's this? Sonic Adventure 2? What? WHAT? They're reviving my childhood? Blasphemy! The lovable character variety, awesome story, multiplayer, and hours upon hours on the Chaos? And it's coming back? Hold on for a second. I feel great now. Though I will say, inb4 they make the Battle additions as DLC add-ons that you'll have to pay if you want them. Oh well, worth my money.

Because if you want to start something stupid, start a fad that's basically like MLP fad except have idiots do it. Of course we'll have General Attention Whore in the court anyway.

I thought you'd be able to establish that clearly there is a pink name to the left of her, and that being an ass for no reason will not get you anywhere but a nice little point on your profile. There's always the "think-before-you-post" method that is strongly recommanded for individuals such as yourself. Oh look guys, I used correct grammar. O NOEZ.

Ok Shana you win. I'm signing off now, be proud that you really didn't make anyone happy and just gave me a headache for the past, idk 40 minutes?

-sigh-

My point is that if you were going to use anyone as an example of someone named Tom, OF COURSE YOU'D PICK TOM HIDDLESTON. Tom the actor. Meh. ur lame.

Journal entry everyday Mood: Meh Description: Really not bipolar when I don't feel really happy for the most part And it's bad that you're still on my status trying to talk to me like I'm your best friend.

And yet, everyone will call him Loki instead of Tom. He lost what he stole, I'm afraid. mfw says that mfw posts a picture of Tom Hiddleston mfw expects me to not just think of Loki r u st00pid ore sumthin?

Oh what do you know, another person to strangle. Maybe my mood won't be terrible as I thought.

I know what bipolar is, do you expect me to be bipolar?

I don't think happiness just sprouts out of nowhere.

Born before, born after, not a problem. Stealing my name, wrong move buddy. More like all of you. 2 many liez, 2 many liez, who da fuk u sayian dat 2?

Alright, then what do you want from me?

Eat me.

Clearly stole it. Well the only part of me thinks of an annoying Loki fangirl that didn't recognize him as uber awesome until the Avengers came out, and will then use him. hmmmm idk wut u thinkin u mustin b crazy.

I get depressed occasionally, and I sign in to try and get some entertainment. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother signing in, not that it matters since I'm not going to expect a OMG WEREZ TOM SNIFFF thread.

I'd rather have someone put a gun up to my head than to get even the slightest idea of missing any of you.

Why I sign in, I don't even know anymore.

Yes. You're not cool anymore for using the Loki fad, just saying.

Ever watch Beetleborgs?

Sometimes I wish I could put a plastic bag over your head.

There should only be one Tom. Only one. Me. Myself. I. Being Tom.