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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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I was eating a bowl of Raisin Bran and then threw up when I figured out that the Raisin's were not Raisins.