Eterna

It has not failed you. Add blocker was just trying to help and offer a hand.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Maybe they ran out of parchment.

Well if you`re going to fight an honorless war.........

i;M sORRY,,,,,,,,,, bUYT ThiS is me1 u just hAve to acxepT it

I bought one. It was not worth it. At least I can us it's internet functions to look up porn....... but it has issues playing videos so I have to settle for sexual imagery and or gifs. By the time I'm done I always feel stupid for not using the computer located across the room.

You just can't wait to be king!

I really don't know why I posted this, it just felt appropriate

I check in a lot, I just don't have a lot of time to post though.

Oh god. not Mario oh god why!1111

I used to think the muscular men of theTapirajé tribe were sexy, then I took an arrow to the knee. I suggest you don't, it's becoming common knowledge that the PS3 version has a lag glitch that makes it unplayable after a certain amount of time. You can read more here: http://www.guardian....im-ps3-problems Just thought I would warn you because I bought it for the PS3 and am experiencing these issues. It doesn't effect everyone, but you're better off safe than sorry.

I saw through this ruse and didn't click the link, it's because I take vitamins and am smart.

I was eating Danissimo Mousse: http://www.danone.ca...roduits/p10.jpg With a plastic spoon, everything was going well and I was having a taste orgasm (seriously, like my taste buds were having an orgy. And not one of those old people orgies with elderly couples trying to spice up their rapidly decaying sex life; it was more like the cast of gossip girl came together and decided to go at it while this played in the background creating a sensually enriching experience: http-~~-//youtu.be/L5uZ4Hr-2qA Anyways, halfway through my Gossip girl taste orgy my plastic spoon broke and I was too close to having a taste climax to notice and I ended up swallowing the whole top of the spoon. Am I going to die?

KAISO WHY U NO SEND ETERN! It's not fair. I always miss the fun events on this site.

Rimming. Am I even allowed to say that?

So I'm far too trusting of people and decided to call the number out of curiosity. The police sent over a guy to see if I was alright and I ended up assaulting him because he ate a pack of mentos I was saving for a special occasion and now I'm going to jail. SOMEBODY HELP IM TOO PRETTY FOR JAIUL THEYLL DO THINGS TO ME I WOULD APPROVE OF IN A DIFFERENT ENVIRONMENT AND ORANGE ISNT MY COLOR

But seriously, what have I missed?

Jenny returns every so often to beat and rape my sig into submission.

We should find a special place for it on the fridge.

I have arrived for my ascension to pink text.

Maybe, are you sure you're ready for the responsibility? I need walks and stuff.

I was eating a bowl of Raisin Bran and then threw up when I figured out that the Raisin's were not Raisins.

When i'm in the Shower and I run out of Head and Shoulders Shampoo fuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm mad now just thinking about it.