Dave

Leveled up my party to Job Level 99 Onion KNights, only to learn that the job level doesn't matter, just your regular level. Bleeeehhhhhh

Is anyone else getting music autoplayed on them when they're browsing the forum? Like, not a post-autoplay, but music just playing on the main menu with no visible source?

Every time Anakin fails at his jump, I always picture the Price Is Right fail music.

Lost Sinner is one of the Daughters of Chaos. Opinions?

Who would win in a fight between Ornstien and Artorias?

FNaF gives me kickass metal songs. So everyone can suck it.

Remember, kids: whatever you do, don't succeed. Or the internet will get you.

That moment when you realize Crestfallen Saulden was right about everything.

Do Hades and Jack Skellington know each other, what with both of them kind of dealing with death?

So I just learned that in episode 9 of Over the Garden Wall, there's a grave in the graveyard that reads Quincy Endicott. So that's interesting.

Aside from Lesnar once again proving he's a garbage performer, Battleground was well worth every cent. It's nice to have wrestling be fun again.

If dreams can't come true, than why not pretend?

I'm glad that Scholar of the First Sin made Tseldora ten times more unbearable for me.

I love that the smarks eat up Lesnar when, really, he's got every flaw that they criticize Cena for having.

And that's a wrap on my first feature!

So No Man's Wharf went from being an easy romp to a guantlet. Varangians need to chillax.

Seeing the Drangleic Infantry attack one of the dead Giant trees long after all parties involved have died makes the Scholar of the First Sin update worth it

Oh, my dear Bartholomew. I'm afraid you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.

Just another regular day as a Canadian.

Done my first week on a feature film. 13 hour days make the weekends look sooo good.

Over a decade later, and I'm still annoyed that Arwen got third billing in the credits.

If you don't play as Demoknight, you're playing the game wrong

Whoo, I get to be Script Supervisor/Continuity on a local feature film!

If at any point the shinglers on my roof would like to stop dropping things really loudly, that'd be great.