A better way to browse. Learn more.
A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.
Forgot your password?
Or sign in with...
u suck
see mai status
ci
My dogs keep licking each others crotches. I wish they'd get a room, cuz its kinda gross lmaooo.
no1currs
both. now get off this status I'm tired of the spam.
Ok
Thank God i am not having corned beef and cabbage tonight
Thank you God!
lol its so gross. do the irish even like it? lol
When I'm the one that takes care of the kids 24/7, I think it's me who's the baby daddy.
LMFAOOO
I blame you for fibbing wifey
firetruck you and firetruck your intercourses!
Apparently when you microwave a gold colored pencil it turns silver!