Zola

I watched a bird clothesline itself on a power line and I feel bad for laughing

All hail the prince

I know it was supposed to be maximum drama during that final secret memory you find in BotW, but then the master sword did the glowy thing, and all I could think was "Master, your batteries are low" and it kinda ruined it in a beautiful terrible way.

I always wondered about those nutritional food bricks

Are they crunchy?

Because I am a wimp and I just barely got the master sword yesterday plus I am the most easily distracted creature ever to play that game and usually end up on the opposite side of the map as whatever it was I originally set out to do. Yeah I don't have a good reason.

No I've been actively avoiding it hahah

A Burger King tray would be pretty slick. Speaking of which, I'm really mad because I went to Burger King like three times and bough a kids meal hoping for an awesome (totally cheap) space robot action figure and every single time they gave me a FUNSHINE BEAR AND TOLD ME THEY WERE OUT OF THE OTHER TOYS ANd I cried. Burger King though

*starts a mop on fire and cooks apples with it*

*dies*

*tries sliding down a hill on a pot lid irl*

This is truth

Bot slaying was satisfying. Being expected to moderate petty feuds was not. I am very happy right where I am as a bot enthusiast.

Hahah that bot tho

Haaa I forgot about how beautiful that montage is.

KH:CoM Reverse/Rebirth : 7.8/10, too much darkness

I'd say true adulthood starts when you get all the benefits. I'm looking forward to those senior discounts.

I tried real maple syrup today and I can never go back to flavored corn syrup

I was riding my bike past a field and a little baby calf came up and started running along the fence with me and it was adorable.

That sounds beautiful and disorienting at the same time.

Hahah, so, you probably know this, but your comics are better. I lost it at dat boi. Still losing it.

It perfectly captures my own experience as a gummi ship engineer.

I love you people so much

While you wasted your days at the gym in persuit of vanity I cultivated inner strength

While you were partying I studied the blade