bODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHEEEEED

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL, THE YEARS START COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

 

*gets stuck on the last line in repeat*

FED TO THE RULES AND HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS

YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR

GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY

HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCK STAR

GET YOUR SHOW ON GET PAID

Can I be allowed to lock this thread

AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

 

MY EVIL PLAN IS COMING TO FRUITION

IT'S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER

YOU'RE BUNDLED UP NOW WAIT 'TIL YOU GET OLDER

*I came here expecting All-Star, and I wasn't dissapointed aw ye*

BUT THE METEOR MEN LIKE TO DIFFER

JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE

THE ICE WE SKATE

IS GETTING PRETTY THIN

THE WATERS GETTING WARM

SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM

MY WORLD'S ON FIRE, HOW BOUT YOURS?

THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED!

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR

GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY

HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR

GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID

AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD~

ONLY SHOOTING STARS~ BREAK THE MOLD~

*whistling*

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR. 
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY!
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR
GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID.