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Everybody always reads me as 18 or 19

I blame my height for that

I've been 5'8 since I was in middle school

Light Darkness

Hmmm, what would mine be

Spider cat

roomba pizza

Microtransaction Chicken

...pay $5.99 to get three chicken legs

Pay $2 to get skin or bredding on your chicken legs

On top of the base $5 to cook thr chicken

Fried is DLC, sadly

At first I missread that as "friends are DLC" and suddenly everything that has happened in my life made sense.

Then it didn't anymore.

Ah the broken social life.

I happen to have a PhD in that department.

My social life is not broken

It's nonexistant

Oh.

Man, I felt that

I see.

good evening kings and queens

Yo

I would laugh if the Colonel Sanders dating sim had those kinds of microtransitions

What timeline do we exist in?

....no

You reminded me of this again

I still can't believe this is an actual thing

Its released

On steam, I think

Now my whole youtube feed is gonna be filled with this

Waiting for the other fast food Twitter to roast the hell out of this

Btw subway pizza subs r ok

I would recommend once

But not more than once

Subway pizza?

Yikes

Even more yikes than the kfc donut sandwich

Or popeys byob

It's just bread with tomato sauce and then normal fillings